Hey! I'm Isabella Bittencourt

I have no idea how you do that so I'm just put what come to my mind.

I like writing cliché, because they the best and however you already know how it's going to end you just love to see it. At least I do.

Funny things to make you laugh because you have nothing else to do and is reading this:

"Sucks to be beautiful... but it sucks even more to be ugly."

"Tell me who you're with... and I tell you if I go along."

"The computers are here to solve problems... that there wasn't before."

"Winning is not everything... you also need to humilate the oponente."

"Who want everything... piss you off asking."

"When one doesn't want... the other insists."

"Better late... than later."

"There are evils that come to the good... but most really come to evil."

"Money only brings misery, give yours to me and live happily."

"Marrying un ugly woman is riding in a car on the track, the car missing break, the driver missing the view, and a madman screaming 'jam tour foot driver'"

"Live every day as if it was the last of your life. One day you hit."

"If it is forbidden to walk on the grass then lie down and roll!!!"