Bienvenidos. I like to write things. Really, the things I write are meant to clear my head and get all my thoughts down on paper lest I explode. On the off chance you enjoy my musings, thank you.

I spend my free time spinning rifles, eating clementines, listening to 8bit music, and stressing out over the future, often all at the same time.

My favorite authors are Douglas Adams, Stephen Dubner, and Kurt Vonnegut. I haven't really written enough to say I have any definitive style of writing. My writing is basically just my thoughts pouring out of my head and onto the paper, and the narration sounds like how I think.

George Carlin once said, "behind every cynic, there is a disappointed idealist." I'd say that description fits me to a T, if that gives you any idea of the state of my mind. I make it sound like I'm a terribly angsty child, but I'm not. I function with a happy balance of passive-aggressivism, and it works out.

Anyway, I'm bad at talking about myself, so I'll just cut this short here. Happy reading.

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