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Let's see things I can tell you about myself that will no doubtly bore you to death...

My name is Iris, and that's all ya ever know ;)

I'm twenty one years of age and I'm from the good old Netherlands, yes that's in Europe.

I love writing, singing, making up OC's and RPing.

My universal online alter ego is Sevenvoyager. Star trek obsession anyone?

And the pic of my Avatar is the wonderful Anna Popplewell who's portraying my OC Chara in a way.

And now for some random fun!

Love, Sevenvoyager!

Projects I'm working on:

Keep in mind that Fictionpress offers copywrite protection and that A Life among Gods has it's own independent copywrite license. You have been warned.

What Truly Matters (On Hiatus due to writers block.)

A Life among Gods (Currently working on the outline)

I would like to have some reviews on these, specifically constructive critisism, I want to improve my writing and hopefully Publish an E-Book before this year comes to an end, So, Help me out! I will gladly review your stories in return, I will return any Reviews that are over 200 characters (1 sentence) long.

In case you wish to stalk me, you can find me on:

Fanfiction.net: Username is Sevenvoyager

Noveljoy.com: Username is Sevenvoyager

Twitter: https://twitter.com/SevenvoyagerNL

Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/SevenvoyagerNL

Tumblr: sevenvoyager.tumblr.com

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

- On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair).
- On a bag of Fritos:!...You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)
- On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how?...)
- On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's "just" a suggestion).
- On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well...duh, a bit late!)
- On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (I was hoping it was going to be frozen... darn.)
- On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)
- On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
- On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And...I'm taking this because?...)
- On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to...what?)
- On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
- On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash!!...)
- On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
- On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
- On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

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