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1. Limerick reviews

Just a few simple lines, written by a child. The only thing of note I can say about this poem is to remark how amazingly long an eight-year old can hold resentment for a teacher that wrongly accuses her of plagiarism. Miss Arlene, wherever you are, I did write it, and you can still kiss my ***.

Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-7-13 - Complete

2. Winter

Post-apocalyptic reverie.

Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Published: 1-7-13 - Complete

3. Renata

Pieced together over the years from brief snippets of gossip, allusions, and innuendo from various relatives, I present to you the final fate of my great-aunt.

Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,604 - Published: 1-2-13 - Complete

4. Burger King reviews

I'm going to say this right out: I didn't write this poem. On a crowded bus, some guy grabbed me by the shoulders and before I could react, started intoning these words, all the while looking through me like I wasn't there. Then the bus stopped. He pushed past me to the door, got out and walked the few feet into a McDonald's.

Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-31-12 - Complete