Why, hello! I am the Impossible Hazelnut! You might know my from FanFic, if not check me out there for Diana Wynne Jones and Companions Quartet. I also now have a Tumblr under the same name! I don't have much on there, but I might if Sandy wasn't my only follower! (Hint hint) It is mostly Majik sutff!

Likes: Reading, writing stories, history, writing profiles that nobody read, art, chocolate, REVIEWS!!!

Dislikes: Maths, cucumber (a bit strange...?), PE, people sulking

My fave books: Chronicles of Chrestomanci (especiallyConrad's Fate), everything else by DWJ (especially Howl's Moving Castle and Fire and Hemlock), everything by Julia Golding, Percy Jackson and Skulduggery Pleasant.

My fave colour: Purple

My fave music: Avril Lavigne, Katy Perry, Taylor Swift

My Fave TV shows: Horrible Histories, Outnumbered, and the Great British Bake Off

Don't forget to be awesome!

Some of my favorite quotes:

"She is too fond of books, and it has turned her brain" – Louisa May Alcott

“Those who don’t believe in magic will never find it.” – Roald Dahl

"Would you call your hair ginger?" "red gold. Unlike some peoples', it's natural" - Howl's Moving Castle ('cause people always say that I have ginger hair when I don't)

"I'm going to my dressing room, and there'd better be doughnuts!" - Horrible histories (the CBBC series)

"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "The top hats are fabulous?" - Horrible Histories

"I cross the place where my heart used to be and hope to be even more deader than I am now" - Skulduggery Pleasant

"Embrace your inner lunatic. Fun times guaranteed!" - Skulduggery Pleasant (again!)

“It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose” – Weinberg

“People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.”- Isaac Asimov

“Writing is something you do alone. It’s a profession for introverts who want to tell you a story but don’t want to make eye contact while telling it.” – John Green

“It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it.” - Maurice Switzer

“The one big, strange, fact about Howl is that almost every young woman who reads about him wants to marry him.” – Diana Wynne Jones

“Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.” ― Mark Twain

“I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.” ― Thomas A. Edison

“You’re always a little bit wrong” – Hank Green

"We're not just nuts - We're hazelnuts!" - Me and my friend Sandy

"Everything has a strength, a weakness and a purpose. Izzy has no strength, I have no weakness, and Sandy has no purpose! That means we're impossible!" - My friend Limey (That's my username explained then!)

If you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile. (I ONLY have insane friends!)

If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens have an emotional breakdown if someone calls them a freak. copy onto pro if your one of the 7 percent that would say, "what was your first clue?" (Although I'm not American)

If you have annoying siblings, copy/paste this on your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you said it, copy this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you(Chairs, electric fences, apples, ect.), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a crush on a book character, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever imagine living in a world that you wrote about, post this on your profile

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyway, copy and paste this onto your profile.