Real Name: if you want to know then you know how to reach me :)

Gender: the smart (Female)

Favorite Color: ocean blue, opal blue, or really just any blue

Location: Who do you think you are, Santa?

Favorite Music: anything that isn't stupid

Favorite Quote:"I reject your reality and substitute my own."-Adam Savage

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Danny Phantom and Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, flyaway111, physics chick, PeppyGothChick, XxNeonShadowsxX,Mergirl12,

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

When in doubt, push random buttons!

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it!

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who are jerks.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

It's always darkest before dawn...so if you're gonna steal the neighbors newspaper, that's the time to do it.

It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown...and fewer still to ignore someone completely.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked up into jet engines.

I believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on someone else.

The evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the titanic...

Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.

Who ever says 'as easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried to.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

God made men first, then he had a better idea! That's why girls are so much smarter!

Boys in books are just...Better!

It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.

Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5, and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to your mother ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which button to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.
If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696969696969696969696.
If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.
If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, and date of birth, social security number and your mother's maiden name.
If you have post traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.
If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you. Repost this if you wish you were the one who recorded the voice mail...

Proof That The Human Race Is Doomed Through Stupidity...

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (I honestly don't want to know...)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (Uhhhh, so you open it at the store???)

On a bar of Dial soap: 'Directions: Use like regular soap.' (I am so confused.)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: 'serving suggestion: defrost' (Nah. I'll just eat a steak frozen.)

Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom): 'Do not turn upside down' (Oops. Bad timing there)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: 'Product will be hot after heating.' (Really, now?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: 'Do not iron clothes on body.' (But, why?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: 'Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.' (Well darn.)

On Nytol sleep aid: 'warning: may cause drowsiness.' (Aw man. I don't wanna be drowsy! If I wanted to be tired I'd take a sleeping. . .neve rmind.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: 'For indoor or outdoor use only.' (Oh, so I can't use it. . .on Mars, I guess?)

On a Japanese food processor: 'Not to be used for the other use.' (Tell me more!)

On Sainsbury peanuts:'Warning: contains nuts.' (NO WAY?)

On an American Airlines pack of nuts: 'Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.' (Oh, thank goodness. I have always wondered how to use these things.)

On a Coke bottle: Shake well before use (o_O)

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

This is this cat.

This is is cat.

This is how cat.

This is to cat.

This is keep cat.

This is an cat.

This is idiot cat.

This is busy cat.

This is for cat.

This is forty cat.

This is seconds cat.

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings! If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile! LONG LIVE PLUTO!f you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange, it bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If your classmates think you're that innocent little girl who sits in the back of the room, but you're secretly thinking of violent and or annoying things to do to fictional characters, paste this to your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end reading numerous fan fictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever had an argument with yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever lost a bet to yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room to forget what you were doing, walk away and then remember copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you should be doing your homework right now, instead of being on fanfiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.

99% of teen girls would absolutly FREAK if Miley Cyrus, Robert Pattinson, and Justin Bieber got kidnapped. Copy and paste this in your profile if you're one of the sane 1% who would be happily poking their captives with a spork, while threatening to save the teen girl population. (You know what that means lol)

I thank XxNeonShadowsxX for either a) inspiring me, or b) copy and pasting half of her stuff, I couldn’t help it was just so funny!