[ ] I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

[ ] I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

[ ] I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

[ ] I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

[ ] I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

[ ] I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

[ ] I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

[ ] I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

[ ] I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

[ ] I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

[ ] I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

[X] I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

[X] I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

[ ] I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

[X] I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

[ ] I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

[ ] I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

[ ] I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

[X] I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

[X] I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

[ ] I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

[ ] I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

[X] I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

[ ] I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.

[X] I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

[ ] I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

[X] I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

[ ] I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

[X] I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

[ ] I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

[X] I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

[ ] I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

[ ] I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

[ ] I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

[ ] I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

[ ] I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

[ ] I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

[ ] I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

[ ] I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (I've been told so...)

[ ] I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

[ ] I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

[X] I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

[X] I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

[ ] I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

[X] I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

[ ] I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

[ ] I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

[ ] I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

[X] I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

[ ] I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

[X] I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

[X] I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.

[ ] I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

[ ] I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

[ ] I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

[ ] I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

[ ] I'm CZECH, so I MUST love beer and sausage and be stubborn.

[ ] I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

[ ] I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

[ ] I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

[X] I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

[X] I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

[X] I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

[ ] I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken, kool-aid and watermelon.

[X] I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

[X] I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.

[X] I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

[ ] I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

[X] I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

[ ] I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

[ ] I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

[X] I have BLACK FRIENDS so I MUST think I'm black.

[ ] I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

[X] I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

[X] I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

[ ] I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

[ ] I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

[X] I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.

[ ] I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

[ ] I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

[ ] I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon. - Didn't you say this not too long ago?

[ ] I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

[ ] I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

[ ] I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

[ ] I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

[X] I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

[ ] I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

[ ] I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

[ ] I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

[X] I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

[X] I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

[X] I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

[X] I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

[ ] My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

[X] I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

[ ] I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs/nuts.

[X] I'm a METALHEAD so I MUST worship SATAN.

[X] I read Manga, so I MUST be a weeaboo.

[X] I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself.(I don't "hang out" with her, I just know her because she goes to my sister's church)

[ ] I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.

[ ] I'm a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.

[X] I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

[X] I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

[X] I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

[ ] I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

[X] I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

[X] I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

[ ] I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

[X] I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

[ ] I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

[ ] I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

[ ] I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

[ ] I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

[ ] I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

[X] I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

[ ] I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

[X] I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

[ ] I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER.

[X] I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

[ ] I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

[ ] I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

[ ] I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

[X] I care about the ENVIRONMENT so I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.

[X] I CHAT ONLINE, I MUST be having cyber sex.

[ ] I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

[X] I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.(I actually am against abortion, but not because I'm conservative.)

[ ] I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

[ ] I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

[X] I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IMMATURE.

[X] I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

[ ] I have my OWN spiritual ideology, therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

[ ] I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

[X] I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

[ ] I'm A WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick and I MUST worship the devil.

[X] I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

[ ] I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

[ ] I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

[X] I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

[X] I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

[ ] I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

[X] I go to RENAISSANCE FAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

[X] I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

[ ] I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

[ ] I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

[X] I AM FRIENDS WITH A CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

[X] I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.

[X] I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

[X] I DONT LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

[X] I like YAOI so I MUST pair up every male anime/manga character I see.

[X] I'm a HUMAN BEING, so I MUST be LABELED.