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Hey, it's ShadowNinjaHUGER. So, the name is just like it means, but im not a real ninja-I wish and wish but never has happened. Im a ninja in Lasertag. I've tried to enter touramonts but to shy and scared too,(and didnt have a team) so that why im shadowninja. Well and the hug part is just cuz i love to give hugs and receive them. But sometimes i like to do ninja huges-thats when you sneak up on them and give them a hug. So, My name is Riley Day, ya day as in Day and Night. I have light brown hair but it has currently been dyed red. Wanted dark purple so i have no idea how it "magicly" turn red. And by magicly i mean, my sister got my hair color dye and i got hers.
Quots: Who's Line is it any way-Drew Cery: World's worst Catch Phrases. Colin Mochrie: N-I-I-ICE PANTS!
Barney-How I Meet Your Mother:“Jesus waited three days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had only waited one day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard he died. They'd be all, "Hey Jesus, what up?" and Jesus would probably be like, "What up? I died yesterday!" and they'd be all, "Uh, you look pretty alive to me, dude..." and then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle, and the dude'd be like "Uhh okay, whatever you say, bro..." And he's not gonna come back on a Saturday. Everybody's busy, doing chores, workin' the loom, trimmin' the beard, NO. He waited the perfect number of days, three. Plus it's Sunday, so everyone's in church already, and they're all in there like "Oh no, Jesus is dead", and then BAM! He bursts in the back door, runnin' up the aisle, everyone's totally psyched, and FYI, that's when he invented the high five. That's why we wait three days to call a woman, because that's how long Jesus wants us to wait... True story.”
Barney:" ...a hug is just like a public dry hump." Marshall: "I think you're hugging wrong..."
“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”; You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”-Dr. Seuss
BOY: Dad, there in the yard again. DAD :Why's in the yard again? BOY:The boys. DAD :MY MILKSHAKES!-Savannah day
Favorte Memes:Stare Dad-SON: Dad, i knocked over and broke your- DAD :Son I don't care, I just don't- SON: Bottle of scotch DAD: (Turns around) Start running now son, NOW!
Awesome Penguin: "Dad sits down to give to you the talk... Teach him new sex moves."
Misunderstood spiders:"My Family is cold and homless;can we crash in the corner tonight... OR squish my Wife, that cool too."
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