TS Conlon
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since: 02-02-13, id: 898466, Profile Updated: 05-18-13
country: USA
Author has written 6 stories for Fantasy, Humor, and Sci-Fi.

I am T.S. Conlon. I was born in 1986 and currently reside in Chicago, IL. I've enjoyed writing since I was nine-years-old. I love fantasy stories and thus focus mainly on that genre. I also draw heavily from world mythologies—Norse, Hindu, European, Babylonian and Judeo-Christian. Were I to give my works and stories a single phrase, it would simply be: "The World Is Very Old."


To those that wish reviews from me:
My goal as a reviewer is to offer helpful, insightful, objective criticism in a friendly, non-sarcastic, non-threatening manner. Also, I will do my best not to nitpick and I wish to maintain the voice and integrity of the storyteller.

To those that leave me reviews:
I expect the same courtesies that I have mentioned above. All aforementioned courtesy is forfeit if I receive a less-than-savory review from you. This is an example of The Golden Rule, and it should not be that hard a rule to forget.


DISCLAIMER:
My high fantasy stories are just that: high fantasy. While they are heavily based off the middle-ages and renaissance, they are not of those time periods. If there are any inconsistacies between my world and 1445 A.D., please remember that you are in 20th Century Fangaard, not 15th Century England. My "cut-off time" for words is 1699.


OF TOURM: A story about the realm of Tourm, which exists upon the continent of Fangaard. Currently my high fantasy story. It is still in progress. I try to update with at least one chapter a week. Also, it is going through an overhaul right now. I apologize for any inconsistences one might notice. 2006 T. S. Conlon
A GOD FORGOTTEN: A story that takes place several hundred years before Of Tourm in the same realm. The protagonist is Aileron Pallaton, a sellsword from the Goblin Wars and Orrick ser Pallaton's ancestor. It will be updated more when Of Tourm is complete.
PSYCHIX: This is a sci-fi story that takes place in the year 2,074. The United States is ravaged by war, and a group of people who have psychic- or superpowers try to figure out where they came from while running from the U.S. Military. This is supposed to be a two-book series. I wrote the first book of the series for NaNoWriMo 2012. I plan to write the next for NaNoWriMo 2013. It is completed, but more editing might occur.
SIR ADAM OF THE BUNS: A series of comical short stories about a place called The Buns. It is told by a confused and possibly intoxicated narrator. These stories are meant to entertain.


In my spare time, I play guitar. I am the lyricist/singer for my band, "Sacred Monster." I collect heavy metal CD's and concert t-shirts from heavy metal shows as well. I am a pharmacy technician by profession, but one day hope to be a published author.

Me, playing guitar: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9Gp4_P9Wvc

Sacred Monster "Midnight Sun" live: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=WnVEcvWhdNg

Sacred Monster "Running The Risk" single: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOX9yOMhMHA


1. Of Tourm » reviews
The feudal times of Fangaard were thought long past. But a new war has broken out. Amidst is a knight who wishes to count himself among the heroes of yore. (Doing an overhaul; please forgive inconsistencies between chapters.)
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 122,713 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 5-21-13 - Published: 2-2-13
2. Psychix » reviews
In the year 2074 AD, a handful of people develop abilities beyond normality. They seek to learn more about the purpose of these powers before the E.o.N.A. can sieze them for their own sinister experiments.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 52,232 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-16-13 - Complete
3. Sir Adam of the Buns (Tale the Third)
Sir Adam of the Buns wants to wed Princess Truffles Toffee, but her father, King Marc, forbides it! Also, the narrator is more ridicurific than ever!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Published: 3-15-13
4. Sir Adam of the Buns » reviews
The comedic misadventures of Sir Adam of the Buns. A series of short stories.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,240 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-15-13 - Published: 2-8-13 - Complete
5. A God Forgotten reviews
In the Days of Demons, a wizard dreams an ill omen, and the people of Fangaard make war with the undergods...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-13-13
6. Sir Adam of the Buns (Tale the Second) reviews
The second tale about the comedic misadventures of Sir Adam of the Buns.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-15-13 - Complete