Hi, people with Internet access! Welcome to my profile!

Read and review my stories, here, or visit me on Fanfiction!

I was formerly Evanescence Girl. I still love the band, I just changed my screen name. :P

Stories I May or May Not Write:

Title: Witness

Summary: I saw him murder a man. Maybe that's why he kidnapped me. The worst part: I fell in love with him.

Category: Romance

Genre: Crime/Romance

Rating: T

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Title: ???

Summary: "Episodes" of a made-up "TV show" about a young magician and all the crazy stuff her and her friends do.

Category: Humor

Genre: Humor/Drama

Rating: K plus

Random Quotes

"I don't wear a lot of clothes, and I don't want to... That came out wrong, didn't it?"-my 9th grade English teacher

"This one makes a penguin... But why is he shaking hands with Sasquatch and the king of Sweden?"-King Julien-Penguins of Madagascar (episode: Kaboom and Kabust)

"Special scissors!"-Jade-Victorious (episode: A Christmas Tori)

"My car!"-random guy in some episodes of Penguins of Madagascar

"I think I'll have a cup of tea."-Muriel-Courage: The Cowardly Dog (random episodes, when some really dangerous thing happens)

A woman once said a man is like a deck of playing cards... you need:

A heart to love him,

A diamond to marry him,

A club to smash his head in, and

A spade to bury the guy.