Ohi. Zuko here... Okay not really (but you win cookies if you know what I just quoted).

I'm just a creature full of words and characters who occasionally manages to vomit said things inelegantly onto a piece of paper or a word document. So a writer as it were, and not one with a particular grandness or greatness, but I, like most, carry on regardless.

In a less frivolous sense, I am an aspiring author with decent-ish grammar, except that run-on sentence thing and a tendency to use too many commas. Commas are my mistress (or the male equivalent?). Also, I can't post regularly to save my life. Well, maybe if it would actually save my life, but I was being dramatic, give me a break.

I suppose I should mention some irrelevant stuff about myself so as to create a sense of familiarity or something. Ah, so I shall.

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Stuff about me;

I shan't tell you my real name, but you may call me Nine, Night or 'hey you in the funny hat' if you really want to, whatever suits your fancy.

I type like an ogre having a particularly bad day in regards to dexterity, namely; I suck at typing.

Sarcasm. I never use that at all.

I like to think of myself as a snarkling. If you don't know what a snarkling is then you should go find the Lady of the Manners and ask her.

In case you were a very bad little internet-lurker who failed to go find the good Lady, and as such are still confused about the whole snarkling thing, I am what you might refer to as a goth. Or you might not, depending on what your definition of goth is. For example; I am not a Germanic tribesman who fought against the Romans. I am however an eccentric individual with a love of all things black and batty and a dark taste in clothes, music, books and really just about everything.

I suppose I should also mention my gender but I would really rather you thought of me as a genderless entity, so as to not cast my stories in any particular light. Note that this does not mean that I do not have a gender (or that I have any problem with being of said gender), simply that I do not wish to be identified by it. Therefore, I declare myself gender 'X', using xir, xe, and xirself as gender-neutral terms to refer to myself. (Also, I borrowed these terms from a Mary Sue test that I found)

I love anime and to a lesser extent (if only for limited access to) manga. I could list the ones I've watch/read/absorbed through osmosis, but there's about ninety or a hundred that I know I've seen and that's just the ones I can remember.

I am relatively certain that i qualify as a nerd, despite my lack of obsession with my little pony. I play D&D and various other paper-and-pencil roleplaying games, as well as a good number of roleplaying video games. I'm actually the DM in one of my current D&D campaigns.

Oh hey, I have an age as well. Again I don't feel like divulging specifics. I'm fairly young, by my own standards. Now whether that means I'm actually young or young at heart... I'm actually young. No older than 30, to be unhelpfully inspecific.

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Now then, I'll get on with this, shall I?

I've uploaded one of my stories (The Dragon) on Deviantart already and would just like to clarify that I haven't stolen it or some such nonsense.

Allow me a moment of shameless self-promotion? If you like my writing and are interested in fanfiction, I have an account on fanfiction.net; MurdererMine, if you care to go read them. If not, well I tried. I'm also Werewolfassasyn on Deviantart.

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I hope you enjoy reading my stories.