Hi, I'm Alex. I'm 12 years old with short, dark drown hair, green eyes, have a wild imagination and a sarcastic as hell personality. In my story's the women are almost always strong, angry, independent or tom-boys. (If not all of them) And if their not, then they are the girlish girls you will even meet. EVER.

Anyway, let's get on with the show...

" Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it..."

I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

I can resist anything but temptation.

I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.

Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in your face?!

So what if we act like immature idiots? We're having fun.

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that .

I was going to take over the world, but then I got distracted by something sparkly.

That awkward moment when you're at a friend's house and their parents start screaming at them and you're like ... That is a nice lookin' wall .

1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5)

2) THE ANSWER IS (L0OK AT #11)

3) D0NT GET MAD (L0OK AT #15)

4) CALM DOWN DONT BE TICKED OFF ( L0OK AT #13

5) FIRST (L0OK AT #2)

6) D0NT BE THAT MAD (L0OK AT #12)

7) I JUST WANTED TO SAY HI...LOL *Gives you a cookie!!*

8 ) WHAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU IS...(THE ANSWER IS ON #14)

9) BE PATIENT (L0OK AT #4)

10) THIS IS THE LAST TIME IMMA DO THIS (L0OK AT #7)

11) IM NOT MAD WHEN IM SAYIN THIS (L0OK AT#6)

12) S0RRY (L0OK AT #8 )

13) D0NT BE GETTIN ALL HYPE (L0OK AT #10)

14) I D0NT KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS (L0OK AT #3)

15) YOU MUST BE REALLY TICKED OFF (L0OK AT NUMBER #9)

Do not ask me "Whats up?" Because I will reply "The sky." Unless you are in a room. Then the reply will have to be "The ceiling." But if you are outer space, i would have to re- wait, do they even have internet connection there?