Hey everyone! I updated this thing! I don't have anything to say so I'm just going to write some quotes and stuff.

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Sigh: An amplifier for people who suffer in silence

Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark

MODEM: Monumentally Overpriced Data Eating Machine

Smash forehead on keyboard to continue

Sign on baby's bib: SPIT HAPPENS.

Stupidity is NOT a handicap! Park Elsewhere!

If I'm not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer - Ace Ventura

How do you explain school to a higher intelligence - ET

Kuzco: Let me guess. We're about to go over a huge waterfall.
Pacha: Yep.
Kuzco: Sharp rocks at the bottom?
Pacha: Most likely.
Kuzco: Bring it on.

Dodge this (do I really need to explain?)

ALEC: Max, you told me to find a job. I figured what better place than somewhere I already have a friend?

MAX: If by "friend" you mean someone who'd just as soon drop an anvil on you, then welcome.

ALEC: You don't mean that.

MAX: Find me an anvil and watch me go.

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SAVE DARK ANGEL
WE WANT SEASON 3