I have an EPIPHANY that my bio was too long, and REALLY hacked off all it's extremities. Have a look:

I'd hate for you to waste your time trying to figure out which genres/pairings I write for, so here's the low down:

Harry Potter - Gotta love him! I deal in:
~*~Ron/Moine. All my stories have them, even if they're on the side somewhere.
~*~Gin/Draco.I'm no longer stuck when it comes to Miss Virginia Weasely . . . it's gotta be Draco baby! Although I'm NOT a Harry basher. Harry's the best! Actually a much better person than Drakey. But he can't have Gin.
~*~Harry/Blaise Zabini. He CAN have Blaise (this is my new fave pairing!).
NOTE: I can't quite stomach slashes yet, so none of those. I also don't deal in the sex department. Can't write about what you don't have experience in, is my motto!
~*~OCs. I also use several originals, but it would take too much time to explain them, so we'll take it a story at a time.

Thanks for reading! Write when you learn how (or, if you're already a writer, skip this step) and send money when you find work!

Shot-outs to: Kate and Dani (thanks for pretending to like my writing. You guys are the best). Also to my poor, bedraggled co-author Lee Velviet. READ HER STUFF! SHE'S TOTALLY THE BOMB!

Authors to read:
~*~Lee Velviet
~*~Davesmom
~*~Jade Caminus (heya Dani)
~*~Silver Phoenix (the one with Harry Potter and the Chamberpot of Secrets. BRILLIANT WITH KNOBS!)
~*~Ashwinder

Favorite quote: Harry Potter and the Chamberpot of Secrets in it entirety.

Other fave quote: "Look on the bright side. At least you aren't hitched to the bloody man-whore of Hogwarts over here." Potter vs. Malfoy: War's End.

I lied, this wasn't any shorter than the first bio! Cheers and biscuits!