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since: 11-06-05, id: 500444, Profile Updated: 03-19-10
country: USA
Author has written 7 stories for Humor, and Manga.

Name: Andy Hoyt
Birthdate: XXI/I/MCMXC
Occupation: Student (studying Literature and Computer Science)
Genre: Science fiction (which oddly enough is not posted here), Absurdist humor

-UPDATES-

30.03.09 - New Impending Doom 3 Installment in development! Stay tuned!

29.01.09 - It was my birthday last week. _ And I now have no clue what I'm doing. I'm torn between dedicating all of my time to Safeguard, but that isn't something I'm willing to put on the Internet. Especially since it isn't copyrighted yet and all. So, I suppose I will take this free time I have to whip up something funny I can share. I'm not sure what that will be, but I'm going to try to muster up enough attention to get something done.

03.01.09 - I'm not dead, seriously. I've been doing other things is all, like dealing with Uni and role playing in my spare time. As a result, I've created an interesting character whom I am going to write a short story about. So The Illustrious Marzipan Fish (working title) is added to the top of my list. Still editing Safeguard which is under a lot of construction as of late, so I'm taking a break from that to do something fun. Also to give me something new to post here (and at DA).

03.06.08 - Working on Legendary and am finishing up editing for Safeguard. So it won't be long before I post that here for everyone to read. I will also post it on Deviantart.com among other places to try to expand my audience. That will be all, thank you for your cooperation.

20.05.08 - I have finished the first wave of editing on my novelette, Safeguard. Once it is completely finished with editing (hopefully soon), I will copyright it and then publish it at Lulu.com. Because I'm more interested in reader feedback than anything, I might post it here for people to critique it.

"There is no final revolution. Revolutions are infinite." - Yevgeny Zamyatin

Fiction is an indispensable companion to all those who are keen to make sense of life in an infinitetly complex and confusing Universe, for though it cannot hope to be useful or informative on all matters, it does at least make the reassuring claim, that where it is inaccurate it is at least definitively inaccurate. In cases of major discrepancy it's always reality that's got it wrong.

Fiction is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate.

//COMING SOON// (in order of alleged appearance)

Short Stories
1. The Illustrious Marzipan Fish - speculated release date: February 2009

Novelettes
1. Impending Doom 3: Vol. 4 (in production)

Novels
1. Voice of Dissent (hiatus) - release/publish date: 21 July year unknown
2. Warmachine
3. Prodigy (in production - short hiatus) - release/publish date: unknown

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1. Lyserød Kanin Usagi » reviews
It is whatever you make of it.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-27-06 - Published: 6-23-06
2. Le Meurtre Tragique d'Amour reviews
Ceci est une comédie, malgré la catégorie tragique que vous devez oublier. Un conte que j'ai écrit dans ma classe de Biologie pendant que je m'ennuyais. Pour mon deux Annette d'amis et de Maëlle et pour le incroyable Madame Rennett.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - French - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-2-06
3. The Anniversary Massacre reviews
Jon Heder's wife tries to cope with the annoying success of the movie Napoleon Dynamite, but when a fan ruins their wedding anniversary plans she can't take it anymore. Also stars Johnny Depp and Tim Burton.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-10-06
4. Circus of Freaks » reviews
Strange things just don't seem to end for Marilyn Manson as he gets hit on by Usher and has another run in with those annoying teenagers from Impending Doom 3. So it's Twiggy Ramirez who saves the day, but not their sanity.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,809 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-15-05
5. Impending Doom 3: Episode III March of the Pigs »
Joey Jordison is kidnapped by aliens and is about to be sold on eBay! It's up to the TWSUAPWRAR and their latest contraption to save him before he's sold to the highest bidder!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,911 - Published: 11-9-05
6. Impending Doom 3: Episode II Search and Destroy
TWSUAPWRAR are plagued with evil PWRAR zombies, and must battle for their very home!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,516 - Published: 11-9-05
7. Impending Doom 3: Episode I Enemy Breach reviews
Marilyn Manson mysteriously appears, strange horrific events follow as the TWSUAPWRAR team try to get him back home.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,165 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-9-05
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