Oh sweet happy joy! You have decided to visit my profile!

All the wonderful literary beauty you see below you, or rather below the writing that's below this writing, is all thanks to my wonderfull little muse friend named Joe. Yes, his name his Joe. He's about seven feet tall, quite thin, and has quite hard muscles, oh wait, that's Donald. My comical genius. Right, Joe is actually shorter than me, actually he's a fairy, yes he's a guy, who's a fairy. He has blue wings with green specks and he wears jeans,(skinny jeans, he's kind of gay), and striped sweaters. Okay so maybe he's more gay than I had orginal lead you to believe. ALRIGHT! He's too gay to function. But he is a genius. He has fuled many a great sarcastic comment, wonderfull essays, random pieces, not to mention quite a few comic ideas. Yes, a friend and I have a comic strip, called "Dodo Birds and Ducks" I'm the comical genius behind the stories, she's the artist behind the...well art. Enough about Joe.

I don't normally write romance, but sometimes one just pops out, like butterflies out of their cocoons. Normally I tend to write fantasy or action, Romance can hit a depression lull that makes it boring to write. I don't like boring. Yes, I know, I am bored everyday of my life for 80 of the day, 70 on a good day. But writing can get boring and painfull with romance that makes me die, so I don't write it. I have one story currently that I plan to write, after that it might be the only one.

I'm not really that much of an interesting person, yes I can be creative but do you really care? No I didn't think so.

Now for you're favourite part! Quotes!

Courtney- dancing on top of the desk singing Oh! Canada, then falls off the desks
Jo- I have that on camera!
This was at a school function it's like 4:00 and we all hadn't eaten since the nght before, when you stick me, Lauren, Courntey and Jo, in the same room together with desks, a chalkboard (fuly equipped with chalk), a camera, and Mr.Willock's Mad Libs books, you get some hilarius videos, and inappropiate Mad Libs.

Donald- I am a sexy beast! I just thought you should know that.
Donald wrote that in everyone's yearbook, then he comes up to me and asked if I had one, I said no, so he signed a piece of paper and wrote that, he also said it on the last day of school.

Me- points at Donald holding the headphones Because their black and cheap.
Donald- Excuse me?
Courtney- Oh, I thought you meant Donald.
Donald- That was insulting, you're racist.
Me- That's not what I meant, give them back.
As I'm sure you must have figured out Donald is of African American decent, me pointing at him saying "Black and Cheap" is not a good sign, and in case you don't get the cheap part, he had recently told Lauren she owes him ten bucks from last night. WHAT they were doing I DO NOT want to know, but ten bucks? That's not what I was talking about but it fit the siuation well enough.

My mom- They're the Apple Hill Billy's! adopts a hick accent We're here, sitting on our couch.
Me- in the same accent somkin' funny things.
My mom- Wondering why our ancestors named it Apple Hill. I mean, they must have been on some my moonshine or something 'cuz there ain't a hill or apple in sight!
My mom and I were driving through Apple Hill one day and there were these people sitting on this old ratty couch smoking (in their ratty pajamas I might add) so that's where this came from, we were killing ourselves laughing. Just picture it. Trust me, it was funny.

Sarah- Good day! I'm from hickville America, we pronouce Die-a-bee-tiss.
Me- Hello! I'm from hickville Ontairo, here, we milk our own cows, pronouce it dieabetis, and we have the best school house in the whole darn county.
This is Sarah, she's hilarious, so, the point is, we were on MSN and she was TV and that Diebetis commercial comes on with the old guy who keep saying Die-a-bee-tiss so we, made fun of his accent. Oh the seet joy.