Donteatacowman

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since	: 10-23-08, id: 636103, Profile Updated: 04-26-09
country	: United States

Author has written 16 stories for Religion, Fantasy, General, Life, General, Nature, Love, Friendship, and Humor.

Hm. My published original work. How shall I start this bio?

DON'T STEAL MY STUFF.

With that out of the way, I suppose I should introduce myself. (I'm a nice person! ...Really!)

I'm a Christian, a vegetarian, and I fancy myself as an author. My favorite poems are "The Rainy Day" and "The Raven". I'm a big fan of Ratatouille, Dr. Horrible's Sing-along Blog, and Wordgirl. My former obsession is Kim Possible. If you can't tell (although I hope it's obvious), my name is a vegetarian play on Bart Simpson's famous catchphrase "Don't have a cow, man!"

As a hobby, I write Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog fanfiction. http://www.fanfiction.net/~donteatacowman
(I started with writing Kim Possible fanfic, but stopped a couple months ago... I got tired of it, I suppose. I had been obsessed with it for a year; it was time to move on.)

I am also a member of the RonStoppable.net forums and Youtube, under the same name as here and on FF Net. I have a blog at http://donteatacowman.blogspot.com/ .

Some of my hobbies include checking out the above websites, writing, perfecting my evil laugh and world domination plots, reading, and the evil to trump evil: schoolwork.

Some of my stuff is old, some is new. Most newer things are poems, since between fanfiction, writer's block, and laziness, I haven't written much original fiction that requires more than 20 minutes to write.

I'm almost obsessive-compulsive about grammar, punctuation, and spelling. If you see a typo, I'd be glad to know so I could correct myself.

My Stories (16)

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1. Bob the Pirate reviews
Aka the Random Story I Wrote a Month Ago. I've been writing for a while by the time I wrote this, but honestly, you can't tell. Appreciate randomness? READ ME! Pirates! Yay! For best results, please ingest caffeine/sugar before reading.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-28-10 - Published: 1-28-10

2. Dear Journal: December 18 reviews
Free-form poem about being outside in the winter, and maybe some symbolism thrown in.
Complete - Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-18-09 - Published: 12-18-09

3. Some Days My Mind Is Black
There are a couple secret poems I hide within myself.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-18-09 - Published: 12-18-09

4. Ghost
A spirit, seeking its past. And maybe seeking me. ABAB stanzas.
Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-23-09 - Published: 9-23-09

5. Normal
Spinning around, I can tell that I'm moving in circles, but when I give up and fall, the world is the one that's crazy... Written for the tune in my head. Free verse. Fun and crazy, what else?
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-13-09 - Published: 8-13-09

6. The Fight
We've both been through this before/A love that never stays/We both want something more/But in time the urge, it fades... Inspired by/for a story of mine at Fanfiction dot Net.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-13-09 - Published: 8-13-09

7. Adventures in Writing
The Lady fair upon her steed,/Through the books she hoards to read,/Following exposition’s lead,/She enters in to write!
Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Adventure/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-13-09 - Published: 8-13-09

8. Horror Stories
The shadows cast give me a dread/As I lie awake in bed./The thing keeps my mind aware?/The darkness' many nighttime scares./"For horror themes," the author states,/"K-plus is how the story rates."
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-2-09 - Published: 8-2-09

9. Love, As I Imagine It To Be reviews
A poem of metaphors that uses imagery from childhood to create the five senses of private moments of an ideal love. Uses rhythm and parallel lines.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-25-09 - Published: 6-25-09

10. Song of Day reviews
Daybreak comes after the night. The day creatures rejoice in it--but what of the night-abiders? A sonnet in the Shakespearean quatrain, quatrain, quatrain, couplet form.
Complete - Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-9-09 - Published: 6-9-09

11. Drabbles » reviews
Bits and pieces- some from writing exercises, some not. May or may not be updated. "T" to be on the safe side, at an vague mention of drugs/death.
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 7 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-26-09 - Published: 10-27-08

12. Living
An exercise in descriptive writing. One paragraph under 300 words. A discontented man wanders the park, eventually entering the library he loathes for the sole motivation of privacy.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-26-09 - Published: 4-26-09

13. The me's I am reviews
I am so many me’s Sometimes I can’t tell them apart And sometimes I don’t know which me to be....
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-16-09 - Published: 2-16-09

14. Outgrown it
The villain remembers the hero... their friendship, outgrown. No way back in, no way to back out. Literal or metaphor? You decide. Free verse. Meant for a tune, in my head. I own it all! Hahaha! No legal disclaimer! Whee!
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-20-08 - Published: 12-20-08

15. Fiction reviews
Why do the insane, mundane write?/ The same reason they read- need some respite/ From the everyday, plain and dull/ Some hunger needed, greed can't be full
Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-27-08 - Published: 10-27-08

16. Your Works Are Wonderful reviews
...I know that full well. Nature poetry.
Complete - Religion - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-27-08 - Published: 10-27-08

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