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If you want child abuse to STOP, copy and paste this into your profile.

Sterotypes:

I'm a VIRGIN,so I MUST be a prude. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be gothic. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GOOD LIAR ,so I MUST be an actor/actress. I LIKE TO BE MYSELF,so I MUST be cocky and arrogant. I LOVE ANIMALS,so I MUST be a vegetarian. I'm a TREEHUGGER,so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie. I'm IRISH,so I MUST be an alcoholic. I'm BLOND,so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTYPES AND WANT THEM TO STOP,COPY THIS LIST ONTO YOUR PROFILE AND I ITALICIZE THE ONES YOU ARE

HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY

I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday. I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them. I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"

--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Re-post this to help stop racism:

Black and White:

A black man was talking to a white man and said: "I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up I was black. When I'm sick I'm black. When I go in the sun I'm black. When I'm cold I'm black. When I die I'll still be black. But you: When you were born you were pink. When you grew up you were white. When you're sick you're green. When you go in the sun you're red. When you're cold you're blue. When you die you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored.

child abuse to STOP, copy and paste this into your profile.

This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, copy and paste it to your profile.

My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlies Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work.He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

I don't care if you're gay or straight, everybody needs love. I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness, everybody deserves a chance. I don't care if you're ugly or pretty, everybody has flaws. I don't care if you're black or white, everybody has the same capabilities. I don't care if you're weird, everybody needs to change. I don't care if you're rich or poor, everybody needs warmth. I don't care if you're different, everybody is.
Repost this if you agree with it.

Flanders Fields: John McCrae

In Flanders Fields the poppies blow, Between the crosses row on row, That mark our place; and in the sky, The larks, still bravely singing, fly, Scarece heard amid the guns below, We are the Dead. Short days ago, We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow, Loved and were loved, and now we lie, In Flanders Fields. Take up our quarrel with the foe: to you from failing hands we throw the torch: be yours to hold it high, If ye break faith with us who die, We shall not sleep, though poppies grow, In Flanders Fields.

"In Flanders Fields" is one of the most famous poems written during World War I and has been called "the most popular poem" produced during that period It is written in the form of a French rondeau. Canadian physician and Lieutenant Colonel John McCrae wrote it on May 3, 1915 (see 1915 in poetry), after he witnessed the death of his friend, Lieutenant Alexis Helmer, only 22 years old, the day before. The poem was first published on December 8 of that year in the London-based magazine Punch.

Lieutenant Colonel John Alexander McCrae (November 30, 1872 January 28, 1918) was a Canadian poet, physician, author, artist and soldier during World War I and a surgeon during the battle of Ypres. He is best known for writing the famous war memorial poem In Flanders Fields.

McCrae was born in McCrae House in Guelph, Ontario, the grandson of Scottish immigrants. He attended the Guelph Collegiate Vocational Institute and became a member of the Guelph militia regiment. The background of his family is military.

Though various legends have developed as to the inspiration for the poem, the most commonly held is that McCrae wrote 'In Flander's Fields' May 3rd 1915, the day after presiding over the funeral and burial of his friend, Lieutenant Alex Helmer who had been killed during the Second Battle of Ypres. The poem was written in as he sat upon the back of a medical field ambulance in the proximity of an advance dressing post at Essex Farm, just north of Ypres. The poppy, which was a central feature of the poem, grew in great numbers in the spoiled earth of the battlefields and cemeteries of Flanders. McCrae had later discarded the poem, but it was saved by a fellow officer and sent into Punch magazine, and published later that year.

McCrae died of pneumonia. He was buried with full honours in the Commonwealth War Graves Commission section of Wimereux Cemetery, just a couple of kilometres up the coast from Boulogne. McCrae's horse, "Bonfire", led the procession, his master's riding boots reversed in the stirrups. McCrae's gravestone is placed flat, as are all the others, because of the sandy soil.

A collection of his poetry, In Flanders Fields and Other Poems (1918), was published after his death.

AN: I pay respect to all fallen soilders in any country. Most Canadian Soliders from WWI lived around the area I live now and most attended my school. There are Plaques all around my school stating stuff like that. Also the school libary is named in Commeriation of the soliders. Its called the War Memorial Libary and on the inside on either side of the doors there is a plague with all the names of Soliders that attended my school.

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If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted WAY to many things in to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects...copy this into your profile. (oh yeah...we all know what that is like)

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you've ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile

If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile

If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull (or Vice Versa) copy this into your profile

If you are obsessed w/ Fanfiction, then copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, paste this to your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted WAY to many things in to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. (Poor Rabit)

I agree when people say girls rule now and 4ever. Copy & paste this in your profile if you agree.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile. (Everyone has)

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile. (I did then I got kicked out of the mall)

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (Yes. It happens alot, when im not getting jumped)

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...(YEAH NOT FUN)

"Everyday is a gift, that’s why they call it the present. (LOL LOSER!!)

Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you! (Umm the other way around. I ask my self everyday why I put up with my BFF?)

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. (Why? Its just a trophie)

“This is on me" is what Dorothy Parker wanted on her tombstone (WTF are you mad?)

"The only place where success comes before work is in a dictionary." - Vidal Sassoon (Huh true)

"An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed." (HAHA Stupid doctor fell it)

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up (MINE DON'T. Im not around enough. I spend it up in my room)

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. (Um.?)

Let's flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again. (DAMN IT. I lost the coin)

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. (YAY!! Wait why is it trying to run me over? Did I do something bad?)

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. (WTF would you wanna keep the dog?)

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. (WTF?)

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...(I have to agree)

Music is love in search of word.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

He said I love you, I laughed and said sorry I'm allergic to bullshit (Ouch thats soo dry but I use it against my brother all the time)

Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust? (True)

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun. (WTF?? I rather have Ziva from NCIS)

When I say LOL I'm not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say.

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling (I will ask does it hurt?)

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing "I'm Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmasters office. (I would start singing 'Follow the yellow brick road.)

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. ( I think to much in Silence)

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide. (Or Water Balloons)

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it." (WTF?? GRAPES!)

"I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not."

Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over. (Um..I would be a spirit on Earth because im to evil for heaven and im to nice for hell)

"When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you" ( I wouldn't do that even for my siblings)

I couldn't fix your brakes so I made your horn louder (WTF??)

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god!(Thats how you know someone's drunk, if they start laughing at their own stupid joke then their high)

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder.

"What you're looking for is always in the last place you look" (Me: Well, DUH, smart one! After you find it, you stop looking!)

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

So what if we act like immature idiots? We're having fun. (I try to act serious, but then they say something stupid.)

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. (HA it would be the Prince waiting for me)

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If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, put this in your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on the table and/or hit your head on a shelf for no reason, put this in your profile.

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.

If you think life without computers would be useless then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a film, TV show, or anything of the like, and can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments, copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes... with yourself... copy and paste this into your profile.

If fanfiction is to you what myspace is to other people, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you love all the copy and paste this in your profile" sentences... COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!!

If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff. (That has happened to me before)

If George W. Bush is getting on your nerves for various reasons, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

TV & Movie Quotes:

Guard: "What is your clearence?"

Tony: "About six foot one and a half. Why you got low ceilings?" Then takes
photo of guard.

Tony: "What'd ya got in there? Aliens? Big foot? Arc of the Covenant?"
Receives blank stare from guard.

"That only leaves one thing."

Tony, Ziva, and McGee: "Unicorn."

-Tony, Ziva and McGee-Cloak

"Oh trust me, when DiNozzo thinks he's ready for his own team, you'll know about it. Hell, the whole world will know about it!"

-Jethro Gibbs-Somewhere after Gibbs comes back from Mexico

Thanks to Semper Fi-Do, he's never gonna roll over."

-T0ony DiNozzo- Dog Tags

"Dogs don't kill people, McGee. People kill people."
"No, people with dogs that kill people kill people."

Abby Scuito and Timothy McGee-Dog Tags

"NCIS? That anything like CSI?"
"Only if you're dyslexic."

-TSA and Anthony DiNozzo-Yankee White

"If the clothes make the man, what does that make McGee?"
"Male Nurse?"
"Aqua Smurf."

Tony DiNozzo and Ziva David-Dead Man Walking

"I will kill you 18 different ways with this paperclip!"

-Ziva David-...

"Remind me not to piss her off."
"DiNozzo, you have no idea."

-Tony DiNozzo and Jethro Gibbs

(Palmer falls down the hill)
"Nice hustle, Palmer."

-Tony DiNozzo- Switch

"I’ve never even been to your place and you are cooking dinner for McGee and the autopsy gremlin?! At what point did the earth come off its axis?"

-Tony DiNozzo-Boxed In

"Remember when we superglued McGee's face to his desk?"

-Tony DiNozzo to Ziva David

"You sure this is the stupidest thing you've ever done, DiNozzo?"

-Leroy Jethro Gibbs

(doing stretches) "We could be missing something."(bends over)
(checks out Ziva's behind)"Believe me, not from this angle."

-Ziva David and Tony DiNozzo

"Looked down and to the left... sure sign of a liar."
"That’s very good, DiNozzo."
"Thanks, Boss."
"Did Ziva teach you that?"

-Tony DiNozzo and Leroy Jethro Gibbs

"CHICK FIGHT!"

Tony DiNozzo

"I made my astronaut costume out of one of his 3000 dollar designer ski suits."
"Ouch!"
"I don't think I sat down again until Christmas. (pause) Good times, Probie! Good times."

-Tony DiNozzo and Timothy McGee

Tony: Ziva! Hey! What the hell are you doing?
Ziva: I can disarm it.
Tony: OK... Well, great. Let's go outside and talk about this!
Ziva: If it detonates before EOD gets here, we'll lose evidence.
Tony: Well, what a bummer! That would be a real shame. Ziva! ZIVA! This has to be the stupidest thing any human being has ever done!
Ziva: Then why are you following me Tony?
Tony: I don't frickin' know!

-Tony DiNozzo and Ziva David-First Episode of Hollis Mann

Gibbs: DiNozzo, stop eating the evidence!

-Jethro Gibbs

Tony: That was quick.
Gibbs: You solved this case already DiNozzo?
Tony: No, it's my hundredth body. Hey, listen... you wouldn't mind taking a ... (see Gibbs stare) Sorry. It's a bad idea. It seemed less disgusting in my head.
Ziva: "Compared to what else is in there, I'm sure it was.

Tony DiNozzo, Jethro Gibbs and Ziva David-

Tony: What are you McDoing, McGee? I thought you already McDid that!

Tony DiNozzo-

Tony: The probie was probing last night, I demand he tell!

Tony DiNozzo-

Tony: Oh, McGee's getting some!
Gibbs: Get it out of your head, DiNozzo.

Tony DiNozzo and Jethro Gibbs-

McGee: It's all fiction! Didn't you guys read the disclaimer in the front?
Tony: You believe that...Lisa?" (Ziva laughs)"Didn't think so. Have a nice life, Probie.

McGee, Tony and Ziva.

"You two done playing grab ass?"
"Oh, he started it."
"I'm ending it." (Grabs Deep Six) "Next person who mentions this book will be deep-sixed by me!"

-Gibbs and Ziva-Somewhere after Twisted Sister

McGee: Think Fornell would lie to Gibbs?
Ziva: If he felt he must.
Tony: Says the woman that is evasive to her friends about her vacation to Israel.
Ziva: I'm intrigued by how intrigued you are about this Tony.
Tony: And I am curious that you are curious that I am intrigued I am... What's his name?
Ziva: I don't believe I said I was actually seeing anyone. Although it would be pretty difficult to go to Israel and not see no one at all. It is quite populated you know.
Tony: That's cute. I don't see why you having trouble admitting to this. You were in Israel for four months. That's plenty of time to hook up with someone.
McGee: In that amount of time Tony would have hooked up with several someones.
Tony: Shut up.

Tony DiNozzo, Ziva David and Timothy McGee-

McGee: As hard as she can.

Tony: As hard as she can.

McGee: You know thats how Houdini died.

Tony: Ziva did you kill Houdini?

Ziva: It is possible. I do not remember all their names.

McGee, Tony and Ziva- Corporal Punishment

Whoa, my ninja.

Tony DiNozzo-

Fornell: Mossad lies to the CIA, They lie to me and I lie to you. I dont know who the hell you lie to, your at the bottem of an unfed foodchain.

Tobias Fornell to Gibbs-Kill Ari pt 2

Tragedy is when I cut my finger, Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die- Mel Brooks (NNOOO!!)

Don't judge a book by it's cover, nor a person by their scars (HARRY POTTER)

It's not until you're broken that you know what you're made of.

Andy: Oh, come on, Arthur.
Arthur: I don't want to hear it, Andy.
Andy: Jesus Christ.
Arthur: He doesn't want to hear it either.
-The Book Thief

-Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect - and I didn't live to be. But before you start pointing fingers, make sure your hands are clean- (Bob Marley)

-Why do we kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong?-

-When life offers you a dream so far beyond any of your expectations, it's not reasonable to grieve when it comes to an end- (Twilight)

"Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot." -Anonymous (LOL I touched the fire.)

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? (Ask your history teacher that.)

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? (Maybe. If he ever got Promoted)

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

15 THINGS TO DO AT WALL-MART:

1.Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" (Err? If Im a guy then can I practice the Justin Timberlake look?)

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

19 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don t use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat...use a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Coworkers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling, "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

-It's the kind of relationship where we have a secret handshake, and she begs him to watch Disney movies with her, while he begs her to watch a scary movie instead. It's where they laugh and joke all the time, but they're serious when it's time to be serious. It's where neither of them have to say 'I love you' because they know with all their hearts they love each other. It's where they can mess around on her couch, and then she'll laugh at him when he tries not to look guilty in front of her dad. It's the kind of love everyone dreams about-

A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy. (I rather skip)

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. (I would be laughing if people actually told me to stop breathing. Im my own person so I won't listen and probably try to punch you.)

If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit? (Hmm...?)

How is it possible to have a civil war? (I get the point. It can't be civil because then there would be no war!)

If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible? (Can I ask the court?)

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin? (Um..I don't know. People don't like you)

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? (Ask your history teacher that.)

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? (Maybe. If they ever got promoted?)

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions (ME)

Friend: Will help me learn to drive
Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance (TOTALLY ME)

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away
Best Friend: Won't let me go away (NOOO)

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down
Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me (Yeah um...my friends jumped me. Because I stole one of their cans of pop)

Friend: Will bail me out of jail
Best Friend: Will give me up to the police for her freedom (I would totally do that)

Friend: Will go to a concert with me
Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me(SWEET)

Friend: Asks me for my number
Best friend: Asks me for her number (Cuz she's to lazy to remember it.)

Friend: Hides me from the cops
Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place (Yeah it would be my fault)

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public
Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too. (SINGING Songs from Mamma Mia!)

Friends: Fade
Best Friends: Are FOREVER...

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CAUSE I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE BITCH THAT KILLED YOU! SEND IT TO YOUR TRUE FRIENDS

A friend calls you while you're in jail, a best friend visits you while you're in jail and a true friend will be sitting next to you yelling, "THAT WAS AWESOME LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!" If you have a true friend copy and paste this into your profile.

SOMEONE MAKES FUN OF YOU. A GOOD FRIEND WOULD MAKE FUN OF THEM BACK. A TRUE FRIEND WOULD BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THEM FOR YOU. copy and paste in profile if you have any "true" friends.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have sibling(s) that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you were insane, crazy and/or random before being crazy, insane and/or random was cool copy and paste this into your profile.

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most." (Yeah I lost mine in gr 7. When I started going to the same school with my step brother. He's an Idiot)

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you saying ‘Man that was fun!! Let’s do it again!’ (I'll be that friend)

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you (YEAH)

Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon. (More like 4pm)

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! (YEAH!!) SOMEONE MAKES FUN OF YOU. A GOOD FRIEND WOULD MAKE FUN OF THEM BACK. A TRUE FRIEND WOULD BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THEM FOR YOU. copy and paste in profile if you have any "true" friends.

As childhood friends, we grew up together,

Swearing to be friends forever and ever. Sometimes we would argue and fight,

Other times we would laugh and stay up all night.

We went from playing with games and toys, To talking and dreaming about different boys.

My thoughts and feelings, to you I would confide, Never having anything to hide.

Friends we do remain, Things changing, and things staying the same.

To each other we still listen and share, About each other, we will always care.

Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer. (My grandmother died of Lung Cancer and a bunch of other shit.)

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list Down below

AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, GatorPups95, 'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', angel-death-dealer, ErikaaDiLante, PeterPanTinkerBell27

Lyrics: Jonas Brothers Thats Just The Way We Roll

I'm crazy. I'm loud.

I know I'm never gonna fake it. I'm wild. I'm free.

I'm more than you think. So call me a freak. But that's just the way I roll.