Random Fun Fact: Want to know where my user name came from and what character it represents? Then go check out atlantean crei's story, it's in my favorites. Can you believe that that began as a roleplay on the playground at recess when we were in fourth grade? It's certainly gone places since then.

WARNING: You are about to be exposed to an extremely long bio, frequently updated to make it even longer. Do not read unless hopelessly bored and in need of amusement. Side effects include starvation, pnemonia, small green things forming all over your toenails, and acne. You have been warned.

Hey ladies and gents. The name's Aceles. That's Uh-sell-us, not Ace-less, or a-cheliose, or a-parrot. Get it right people.

So you want to know about me? No saying I didn't warn you...

Name: Wouldn't you like to know?

Gender: Female

Description: Dark hair a little past my shoulders that gets red and blond highlights in the summer(naturally :P)I am tall for my age...whatever that is ( :P).

Age: Guess. Go on now, you can do it!

Personality: Crazy with an insane and at times witty sense of humour, I'm pretty nice and have a problem with bossing people around... :D

Favorite Movies
1.Spirited Away
2.Amelie
3.LOTR
4.Spiderman
5.X2
6.TLOEG
7.Nicholas Nickelby(New version): GO JAMIE BELL! YOU ROCK!
8.Chicago :He had it comin'... (Hums while editing bio)
9.School of Rock: Go Jack Black!!!
10.Monty Python and the Holy Grail :HOW COULD I HAVE FORGOTTEN TO PUT THIS UP???GAH!!!
11. Hellboy: Friggin...awesome
12. Benny and Joon: Johnny...Depp...genius.

Favorite Books
1.Tamora Pierce books: Eeeeeeexcellent books. My favorites were the Immortalls, and The Lioness series.
2.Young Wizards: Especially Deep Wizardry, A Wizard Abroad, and So You Want To Be A Wizard. I read these books whenever I need a fantasy fix, and have therefor read each of them around fifteen times. I actually haven't read the two most recent ones, because I was so dissappointed that they split up...but maybe I still will...TOO MANY BOOKS TO READ! GAH!
3.The Silver Kiss: Very cool vampire book, where for once, nobody gets turned into a vampire. Not that that's a bad thing mind you.
4.Redwall books: HOW CAN YOU RESIST TALKING STOATS!?!? Ok then...my fav is Mossflower. I have read my dog-eared copy countless times. Hares, otters, and shrews are my favorite species, in that order!
5.You Don't Know Me: Bit of an odd one that...but still good.
6.LOTR: I read them before I saw the movies. I liked Return of the King most, then the fellowship, then the two towers. It literally took me close to a year to get through TTT because it was so boring in the middle...but I eventually finished it.
7.Sabriel, Lirael(My fav of the three) and Abhorsen: It is a trilogy for those fools who have not read it. You MUST READ IT! GAH!
8.Jane Austen, Shakespeare (The classics!)
9.Nine Princes in Amber, and it's entire series!: No one I know has read this yet. Gah! It's so good!!!Why have they not read it? Why!?!?!?
10.Death's Gate Cycle: The BEST! You have to read them! Look it up on Amazon.com. Complicated, but well worth it. If you like fantasy, you must read them!
11.My Life As A Teenage Drama Queen: Read this, and meet me and the evil preps at my school. Lola is basically a slightly more intense version of me. YAY! The movie had better be good...or vengence shall be wreaked, YOU HAVE MY WORD!!!
12.Things Not Seen: I have literally read this around 20 times. I honestly have no clue why I like it so much...but I do.
13. Vampire Files: A great series of vampire mysteries set in the thirties. I highly reccomend them.

Favorite (Random) Things
1. PURPLE!!!THE COOLEST COLOR IN THE WORLD!!!
2. Writing Fanfiction and original stuff (my name of fanfiction.net is the same, if you want to read my stuff.)
3. Caffinated beverages (ahhh, so thats where her hyperness comes from is what your thinking right now, I know it.)
4. Reviews!!! Review me NOW!!!
5. Gum and candy in general.
6. Swimming is the only sport I am good at, so there you go.
7. Reading! I will read until like 2:00 in the morning if it's an awesome book!

Favorite T.V Shows
1. Gilmore Girls: They are so witty! YAY!
2. Mystery Science Theater 3000: Oh My God it is the funniest show!!!
3. Monk
4. The Simpsons
5. Who's Line Is It Anyway?:How could I have forgotten this!? I wrote a story on it for pete's sake!
6. INVADER ZIIIIIIM!: No, it's not spelled that way. Yes, I am obsessed with the DVD which I have stolen from my friend.

Favorite Video Games
1.Final Fantasy 7: Greatest RPG of all time, in my opinion
2.Final Fantasy 10: Rikku rocks!!! I hate those yevonites! They are so prejudiced against the Al Bhed. What did they ever do to you!?
3.Kingdom Hearts: I LOVE THIS GAME!!! Who knew that Disney and square smushed together could actually be good???
3.Dark Cloud 2
4.Saga Frontier
5.Final Fantasy 8
6.Legend of Dragoon
7.Jak and Daxter
8.Jak 2: Cooool...Jak is cool, and Daxter is saying inappropriate, yet hilarious things. It was only a matter of time. Hey, I also wrote a fanfic that I haven't been able to post yet. Stupid files on a different computer!!!
9.Tony Hawk Pro Skater 4
10. Black and White: It works on my new computer!!! Yay!!!
11. Beyond Good and Evil: Very good, but no one is buying it because of the stupid developers who launched it in the middle of the holiday season, so it got shunted aside. It's as cheap as $20 in some places people! BUY!

Favorite Bands/Singers
1.The White Stripes: A very cool, weird, and enigmatic band
2.Gemma Hayes: Nobody has heard of her but me, yet she is really cool. Give her a listen!
3.The Ramones: Classic, classic, calssic. We will always love you Joey!
4.Coldplay: GO CHRIS MARTIN!!! The genius writing, passion, and honesty make this band truly amazing.
5.No Doubt: HOW COULD YOU LEAVE GWEN???WHY??? WHYHYHYHYYYYYYY!?!?!?!?
6.Meryn Cadell An awesome, obscure performance artist who wrote the teenage girls anthem, 'The Sweater'. Clever and hilarious writing, but not for the under 13 set by any means.
7. Phantom Planet: HOW COULD I HAVE FORGOTTEN???THEY ARE MY FAVORITE BAND! EVER! BUY THEM NOW!
8. Franz Ferdinand: Scottish rockers with brilliant writing and tighter than tight instrumentals. What more could one ask for? A main singer with a gorgeous voice? WHY NOT!? ^^

Favorite Anime/ Graphic Novels/ Just plain comics
1. Azu Manga Daioh: So funny...I love Sakaki, Tomo (such an idiot) and the biting cat. Woooooooosh!
2. Escaflowne
3.Courtney Crumrin: I cannot reccomend this enough! This clever little witch is a girl after my own heart...check it out! It got a good review by Johnen Vasquez...*dangles in front of JTHM and Invader Zim fans*
4.Ultimate Spiderman: This is awesome. What I love, for those of you who don't know, is that it's a slightly tweaked version of spiderman (Which I love) but it starts now. So Peter Parker is a teenager NOW. IT's awesome! You can relate to the character so much more! And, of course, clever dialogue rocks.
5. Hellboy: Do not be frightened by the movie. This is a very cool comic, with fascinating references to obscure mythology and faerie tales.
6. Gloomcookie: Excellent gothic fantasy, and the first six issues were animated by Ted Nafieh, the guy who writes and illustrates Courtney Crumrin. Be warned though-this earns an R rating.

Favorite Lyrics (When will it stop you ask???NEVER!!!MUAHAHAHAHA!!!)
1. I'm begging/and pleading/for another beating!
-Phantom Planet, Happy ending (Doesn't sound impressive? Listen to him sing it. His voice is just so raw with emotion on that last part...awesome)
2.What should I do?/I'll tell you/Pretty soon/I'll shatter in two.
-Phantom Planet, Knowitall. (Yup, more pahntom planet, and still more to come. ^^)
3.Staaaaaaand back/take that and that and that/Cause' you're ALWAYS, UP TO NO GOOD!/YEAH YOU'RE ALWAYS/UP TO NO GOOOOOOD!!!
Phantom Planet, Big Brat
4.Look at earth from outer space/every one must find their place/Give me time and give me space/Give me real don't give me fake/Give strength reserve control/Give me heart and give me soul./Give ,me love give us a kiss/ Tell me you're a politik...
Coldplay, Politik
5. Where do we go? Nobody knows/ I gotta say, I'm on my way, down/God gave me style and gave me grace/And put a smile upon my face/Where do we go to draw the line?/ I gotta say I wated all your time, honey honey/Where do we go to fall from grace?/God put a smile on your face/Now, when you work it out I'm worse than you, when you work it out I want it to/ Now, when you work out where to draw the line/ Your guess is as good as mine.
Coldplay,God Put A Smile On Your Face
6. Now the sweater has that slightly goat-like smell that all teenage boys posess/And this smell will lovingly transfer to all of your other clothes.
Meryn Cadell, The Sweater(YEEEAH! GO MERYN! Your wit has inspired this young maid to seek out uncharted shores and write oddly sensible things...YAY!)
7. When I counted up my demons/Saw there was one for every day/ And with the good ones on my shoulder/I sent the other ones away/So If you ever feel neglected/If you think that all is lost/Well I'll be counting up my demons, yeah/ Hoping that everything's not lost.
Coldplay, Shiver
8. On a road paved with liver and onions/as the ginger ale tickles her nose/The power lines traced with a finger, are grey, turning gold/Chokingly blowing a nubble/as the teenagers slammed on their brakes/sucking her teeth she insisted on rasing the stakes.
Clem Snide, The Dairy Queen
9. Find me and follow me through corridor and factory/files you must follow me this academic factory/you'll find me in the matinee/dark of the matinee/it's better in the matinee/the dark of the matinee/it's mine/yes it's miiiiiiine.
Franz Ferdinand, Dark of the Matinee(I love this entire song)

Current Obsessions
1. Vincent Valentine: Everything about the raven-haired man intruiges me. I'm currently more obsessed with him than anything else. I love towrite fanfics about him and most especially rp as him. Yeah, I'm odd.
2. Invader Zim: Who can't love a series with lines like, "OBEY THE FIST!" and "LET'S MAKE BISCUITS!!!Let's make biiiscuuuits..."? I thought so. I actually didn't see much of this when it was on T.V, so I eagerly anticipate the next volume of episodes. COME OUT FASTER DVD!!!
3. Roleplaying: And not the pencil and paper kind either. I am a mod at my friend's board, and one of the boards under my control is the roleplaying board. I love freeform roleplay, as do most of my friends. As I stated before, unless I use an original chari I usually use Vincent. ^^
4. Megatokyo: BOW DOWN TO THE ALMIGHTY L33T! I love this site. Largo is the epitome of cool. You all know it.

So now that you have satisfied your craving to learn about me, go forth! Read my stuff! NOW! Oh, and check out my favorite stories and authors which I have found all within a day through searches and many hours online. :P
Oh,I almost forgot... :)

Favorite Quotes
1.Confuscious Say: Confuscious no understand baseball. Man with three balls can not walk! (Beat that Tweak Mcfreak!)
2.Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself.
3.Boys are stupid. Throw rocks at them.
4.A personal Quote: Dedicate Live is the reason why they shouldn't put computers in sanitariums.
5.A quote from one of those same insane people on Dedicate Live: THE PANCAKES ARE LAUGHING AT ME!!!I'M NOT CRAZY!!!THEY LAUGH IT TELL YOU!!! THEY LAAAAAAUGH!!!!
6. "Go, and the Devil take you, so you come not into my presence."
"If you presume to curse me woman-"
"Why should I waste my breath with a curse? I would as willingly bid you godspeed to your own heaven, and may your God find more pleasure in your company than I do."
-Igraine to Father Columba, The Mists Of Avalon(Which I am curently reading. Thats just such a cool qoute.)
7. Life is what happens when your making other plans.
-John Lennon
8.I talk to squirrels! Chickoo, chickoo!
9. I do not suffer from insanity, I enjoy it very much.
10. When I get really famous, I'm going to buy an electric guitar.
-Neil Young
11.Your powers are useless. The clowns are on my side.
12.This is a Non-Smoking area. If we see smoke, we will assume that you are on fire and will take appropriate action.
-Spontaneousxhumanxcombustion
13.This is a first attempt at humor, and flames are welcome so that I will have something to power my flamethrower.
-Western Master 3
14. Look! The monkey is clinging to the bus!!!
-Lonewolf Fell
(Note: Lonewolf Fell has a theory that the government has employed conspiric monkeys that take over peoples minds. She sees them every where.)
15. S is for walrus!
-Insanity Among Us (Not a registered author YET, just so you people don't go searching for her)
16. The mole people will rise again!
-Insanity Among Us
17. Happiness is like an apple; It hits you on the head, and you become famous.
-Insanity Among Us (One of her many Confucian-like sayings)
18. Jak: Where would you be without me Dax?
Daxter: I dunno...maybe home, not endangered, and wearing pants. God I miss pants...
-Jak 2
(Ha ha, *sniff. Go Daxter go!)
19. Daxter: Ding ding! Third floor! Balls and chains, roach traps, torture devices!
-Jak 2
20. I will name him squishy, and he will be mine, and he will be my squishy.
-Dori, Finding Nemo(I love Dori)
21.Why did all the rum go?
-Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Carribean (I heart Johnny Depp!!! How much cooler can you be? I genius actor, I love everything he's ever done.)
22. You need to get yourself a girl mate...you're not a unic...are you?
Jack Sparrow, POTC
23.Honestly, it's the honest one's you have to worry about, becuase you never know when they might do something incredibly...stupid.
Jack Sparrow, POTC
24. NO! I WILL NOT BE FOOD FOR BIRD WOMEN!!!
-Hellboy, Hellboy (A very cool comic. If the movie is bad, I will be very sad.)
25. "So, will you join me? Join me for the end of the world?"
"And become junior partner to the apocolypse? No thanks."
Hellboy, Hellboy
26. Aheheh.
-The Invisble Man, The League of Extraordinary Genltemen
27.
Dominic Monahgan(I just know I spelled that wrong):You know, Gollum's really got alot going on for him. Sometimes he looks old, sometimes he looks young, sometimes he looks like a dog, sometimes he looks like a frog, sometimes he looks like a monkey, sometimes he looks like a bus...
Billy Boyd: A bus Dom?
Dom: Well, he looks like a bus sometimes.
Dominic Monaghan and Billy Boyd, The Two Towers Cast Commentary
28. "Does this black match?"
"Matches my mood."
-Daria, Daria
29. "I like having low self esteem. Makes me feel special."
Jane, Daria
30: "Why do you want to go to art college? Your already an artist."
"Yes, but I want to be a starving artist, so I have to ring up more debt."
Jane, Daria
31. "I will send you off with the same advice Gandalf gave Frodo. 'When you go, go as Mr.Underhill.' Useless bit of advice that. Still, it must have some meaning, or they wouldn't have bothered to write it down! As a wizard, Gandalf was highly overrated."
-Zifnab, The Death Gate Chronicles
32. Quinn: Are you going to eat all that fat?
Daria: No, I'm going to stick it in my boots because I love the squishy, squishy feeling around my toes.
Daria to Quinn, Daria
33. If I was in Kingdom Hearts I'd rather not be trippuing over rocks and tripping over words and tripping over shoes..fat, fat shoes...
-Lonewolf Fell
34.What? Me? I wasn’t sure if you were talking to me. Or the computer. Or the random monkey in the cor…ner…AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! SHELTER!!! MUST FIND SHELTEEEEER!!! SHELTER! Shelter. I'm...safe now...safe...
-Lonewolf Fell
35. She was a special l33t forces ninj4 for the undead army! You do not ph34r enough my friend. You must ph34r eveything and everyone! Even if people think you are crazy!
-Largo, Megatokyo (I'm paraphrasing here. I'll get the exact quote up later, since I have this particular comic taped to the wall in my bedroom. ^o^)
36. Largo:(To Hayasaka, slyly) Hey, both of our roomies are passed out drunk. What do you say we go back to the apartment? I'll show you what l33t things I can do to your systemz. I kin make 'em scream!
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Ed: Mmmf mmmf mummfm mmf?(Through bandages)
Dom: Did I just hear a scream of ultimate suffering? No, it must be in your head Ed.

Yah, I'm putting up people's quotes from their bio's now, so stay tuned! Yours could be next!!!

Would you like to join the League Against Disclaimers? Then say so in a review and be added to the list of members,sworn to fight disclaimers until our last breath is taken!
Members:
1. Aceles(Founder!)
2. Spicey-Muffin (First member besides me!)
3. Disclaimer Destroyer Woman (My alter ego. So cool! And, she is an obvious member)
4. Laitaine-Arnostale. (Cool! Yet another member!!!YAY!!!)
5. Insanity Among Us (Says she will register soon. Oy. Come join us my friend!!!)
6: Lonewolf Fell (Sorry it took me so long to get this up! You have always been a stalwart disclaimer fighter!)
7.Xani(Oh, it's been so long since we got a new member. THANK YOU FOR JOINING THE FIGHT!)

Join us! You must fight the evil lawyers! Vive La Resistance!
Now go read my stuff and the stuff of my favorite authors, ya foo'!

P.S: Thank you thank you to my buddy Lonewolf Fell for sticking up for me. You rock girl!!!

Awaaaaaay!!!

Aceles

UPDATE 12/11/04: Hey ladies and gents, no time, no speaka, aye? No worries. I'm alive. So very alive. And filled with goo! Miiiiisiiooooon gooooo...

*Hem* Anyway, I thought I'd alert you that I decided I was being an idiot and lazy not updating. So, if anyone cares, I will be editing and continuing Black Cradle. I feel obligated to finish my first story before I continue any of the others. Oh yes, also-I took a page from JK Rowling's book and wrote the last few paragraphs of the last chapter. I feel motivated to finish now. Let's see if I make it, Aye? It would be nice to finally get to say I finished a story.