Author has written 4 stories for Kids, General, and Young Adult.

Hello me fellow...human...beings...er, I mean writers!

For anyone who cares, I have a account on FanFiction.net. My penname is Serena-Demon Goddess. If you want a full profile, then go to the link. Otherwise, I'm just gonna include a few basic facts about me here.

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Name: Serena, Akane, Cousin It (from the Addams Family...it's my hair, I tell you!)

Location: Somewhere on the planet of Mars with my friend E, her friend Poncho, and his cousin Pablo.

Age: It's a number...but which one is it? o.O

Gender: If you haven't figured that out by now you have really got some issues.

Zodiac Sign and Animal: Sagittarius and Sheep/Goat

Favorite Books: Harry Potter, Daughters of the Moon, Sons of the Dark, books by Nora Roberts, Jane Eyre /avoids tomatoes thrown by classmates/ (Class: How can you like that book?),

Favorite Movies: The Replacements (I've almost memorized that movie...it's sooo funny!), Evolution (same thing with this), The Harry Potter movies, the Pink Panther movies (gotta love the theme song!), Meet the Fockers, The Addams Family Values, Miss Congeniality (1), The Last Samurai

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The revised version of The Sky Coaster will be posted sometime soon in the...near...future... Hehehe.

I'll also be posting two other stories after that. (Not the one-shots) One is actually a story that turned into a fanfiction on me (and it's posted on my fanfiction account. It's not done yet, though!). I'm going to rewrite it as a regular fiction story. The other one is one that has been nagging me for the longest time for me to write. Once I get some time away from my fanfics, I'll start writing that story.

Just to let you all know, I do not write only one-shots. In fact, I rarely write them. I just happened to have some stories lying around, so I posted them.

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QUOTES! Who doesn't love quotes? (Crowd: Me!) Well, too bad!

A teacher is an intelligent person who spends most of his day in a large building with screaming kids-- Something my U.S. History teacher told us

The future is full of possibilities; it's the present that sucks--Line from a commercial I saw

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people--Gilbert Chesterton

Anyone who can only think of only one way to spell a word obviously lacks imagination--Mark Twain

Wise man says, Forgiveness is divine but never pay full price for late pizza.

Scientists say one out of every four people is crazy. Check three friends, if they're alright you are it.

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the hell is the ceiling?"

It takes 42 muscles to frown, but just 28 muscles to smile. Though it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone in the mouth. Give it a try - its such good stress relief.

Puritanism: the haunting fear that someone somewhere may be happy.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.

FIGHT BACK! Fill out your tax forms with Roman numerals.

Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress...but I repeat myself--Mark Twain

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

Always remember you are unique...just like everyone else. (…what an oxymoron)

We are the people our parents warned us about.

Forget love. I want to fall in chocolate.

Some say reading is good. I say: Reading is knowledge. Knowledge is power. Power is corrupt. Corruption is a crime. And crime doesn't pay. So if you read you'll go broke.

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh--Conan O'Brien

In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?--Warren Hutcherson

Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it--Sam Levenson

Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to smart Americans who blow horns to break up traffic jams--Mary Ellen Kelly

USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population--David Letterman

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

I believe in dragons, good men, and other fantasy creatures.

I swear to drunk I’m not God!

Silence is golden...but shouting is fun.

I didn’t say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.

So this ain't "Home Sweet Home". Adjust!

I have a grip on reality--just not this particular one.

I met some crazy people. They made me their leader...

I tried to contain myself, but I escaped.

Never question authority. It doesn't know either.

5 out of 4 people are schizophrenic.

I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?

Quick, pick a color from 1 to 10.

I know Kung Fu, Karate, and 47 other dangerous words.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, “Where have I gone wrong?” Then a voice says to me, “This is going to take more than one night.”

Therapy is expensive. Poppin' bubble wrap is free!

Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes...there's too much fraternizing with the enemy--Henry Kissinger

I sometimes go to my own little world, but that's okay, they know me there.

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

There are easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance

Homework (n)--a crude form of mind control still practiced in some primitive societies

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions

I used to wrestle with inner demons. Now, my demons and I just sit down for tea and scones, and occasionally argue about the weather.

Tell your voices to SHUT UP...I can't hear mine...

Some people think it’s a bad thing the government is brainwashing us. As for me, I think it’s nice the government's actually taking the time to get something done.

If you buy a self-help book, isn't that kinda defeating the purpose?

Smile! It confuses people...--title of Sandi Thom album

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Anyways, enough with me ranting. You may all go and continue living as normal human beings. Oh, how I envy you all...