
I'M SO TIRED I HAD A MOMENT WHERE I KEPT RUBBING MY EYES GOING " I'M BLIND! I CAN'T SEE!" UNTIL I REALIZED I NEEDED TO PUT ON MY GLASSES.
I feel I should be honest with you all I'm so not in the mood for updating. But I will update the following in this order:
One Million Mistakes To Drown In
For the Sake of the Forsaken
Trust Your Instinsts
Made of Lies
Vanity
Too Fast
You have requests or complaints, please be nice about them I'm tired.
Okay, My lazy, sexy, abusive, awesome, rocker, bitch- best hoe Jeniv is finally posting stories (stares at her). And I think she's awesome but coughlazycough so motivate her for me please and leave her a review on her new story Assassin Brain Vomit (which is brilliant) SHUSH JEN! DON'T DENY IT! ( Oh and say hi to Adam for me. Todd says he hates you both.)
So go here ( now) and read it and leave a review or I will growl at my computer screen for a creepy amount of time ( and maybe write you a semi- comedic reprimand WHICH SHOULD NOT BE SEEN AS A REWARD!)
http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2540864/1/Assassin_Brain_Vomit
I FEEL I SHOULD ALSO REMIND YOU I AM A LAZY BUM! AND IT TAKES MOTIVATION FOR ME TO WRITE, SO REVIEW, I LOVE MY REVIEWERS VERY MUCH, YOUR SUPER IMPORTANT! SO STOP THE SILENCE! EVEN IF IT'S JUST TO SAY . . . ( IF I TURN INTO ONE OF THE AUTHORS WHO NEVER REPLIES TO REVIEWS FEEL FREE TO KICK MY ASS)
Hey sexy story! OMFG what the hell was that? You misspelled this (fill in). You've ruined my life with your horrid stories!!
XDXDXD Jello's cool! I owwwnn you upside down! Peaches are a tasty and nutritious fruit. Read MY stories bitch! LEMONS! LEMONS! MORE LEMONS!
I accept all of the above. Now type my sexy minions!