I'M SO TIRED I HAD A MOMENT WHERE I KEPT RUBBING MY EYES GOING " I'M BLIND! I CAN'T SEE!" UNTIL I REALIZED I NEEDED TO PUT ON MY GLASSES.

I feel I should be honest with you all I'm so not in the mood for updating. But I will update the following in this order:

One Million Mistakes To Drown In

For the Sake of the Forsaken

Trust Your Instinsts

Made of Lies

Vanity

Too Fast

You have requests or complaints, please be nice about them I'm tired.

Okay, My lazy, sexy, abusive, awesome, rocker, bitch- best hoe Jeniv is finally posting stories (stares at her). And I think she's awesome but coughlazycough so motivate her for me please and leave her a review on her new story Assassin Brain Vomit (which is brilliant) SHUSH JEN! DON'T DENY IT! ( Oh and say hi to Adam for me. Todd says he hates you both.)

So go here ( now) and read it and leave a review or I will growl at my computer screen for a creepy amount of time ( and maybe write you a semi- comedic reprimand WHICH SHOULD NOT BE SEEN AS A REWARD!)

http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2540864/1/Assassin_Brain_Vomit

I FEEL I SHOULD ALSO REMIND YOU I AM A LAZY BUM! AND IT TAKES MOTIVATION FOR ME TO WRITE, SO REVIEW, I LOVE MY REVIEWERS VERY MUCH, YOUR SUPER IMPORTANT! SO STOP THE SILENCE! EVEN IF IT'S JUST TO SAY . . . ( IF I TURN INTO ONE OF THE AUTHORS WHO NEVER REPLIES TO REVIEWS FEEL FREE TO KICK MY ASS)

Hey sexy story! OMFG what the hell was that? You misspelled this (fill in). You've ruined my life with your horrid stories!!

XDXDXD Jello's cool! I owwwnn you upside down! Peaches are a tasty and nutritious fruit. Read MY stories bitch! LEMONS! LEMONS! MORE LEMONS!

I accept all of the above. Now type my sexy minions!

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1. One Million Mistakes To Drown In » reviews

Raine used to have a crush on the hottest guy in his school, but after years of locker room fights you'd never know David liked him back. Now that Raine has found a Boyfriend David will stop at nothing to break them apart. Even breaking Raines heart slash

Young Adult - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,755 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 7-20-08 - Published: 2-9-08

2. Tight » reviews

Kent trusted him with his life. He fell in love. But now he live lives as a prostitute in an upscale boarding house. where his floormate is his rival and the sensitive boy down stairs keeps getting him caught up in threesomes. M/M Slash. sucky summary

Manga - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,940 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 6-16-08 - Published: 3-13-08

3. Vanity » reviews

I know you can't stand to look at me because it makes you burn with jealousy but that's no excuse to steal my boyfriend. I don't want him anyways but that's besides the point if you steal him that would be very unsexy of you. You want to be unsexy? Slash

Manga - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,409 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 6-10-08 - Published: 3-22-08

4. Too Fast » reviews

Matthew is a virgin, and everyone knows it. He dosen't try to hide it but he wished he did, because now he's on every girls to do list. Rated M for grapic language, sexual content, and child abuse. Slash

Young Adult - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,082 - Reviews: 80 - Updated: 6-6-08 - Published: 12-30-07

5. Pieces of the Sky reviews

Shay always seems to run into a lot of things, but what happens when things start hitting him from up above? I thought guardian angels were supposed to protect people. M/M slash ONESHOT!

Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,462 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-25-08 - Published: 5-25-08

6. Trust Your Instincts » reviews

Michael is not the best at making friends. But how did that lead to the kidnap of his new classmate? Slash MxM

Young Adult - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,876 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 5-9-08 - Published: 2-12-08

7. Made of Lies » reviews

I never thought I'd become the girlfriend of the most feared guy in school. Actually it's impossible for me to be. Because one big fact is that I'm a boy. Hey it's not my fault you made the mistake! Okay, Okay, maybe I shouldn't have worn a skirt M/Mslash

Romance - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,103 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 4-16-08 - Published: 4-6-08

8. For the Sake of the Forsaken » reviews

Zakian has problems, arguments with his inner voice, a stalker with a plan for revenge and a best friend who is avoiding him, Not to mention his dad keeps burning the soup. Is the world out to get him? Of course. Rated M for M/M slash as well as M/F stuff

Manga - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,636 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 3-8-08 - Published: 3-6-08

9. Oblivion reviews

If you have no soul do you think you can have a heart? Absolutely not. Don't even wish for it. You already did? Well then your screwed my friend. M for rape and violence, blood and gore.

Supernatural - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-27-08 - Published: 1-18-08

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