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since: 01-29-04, id: 395362
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Author has written 55 stories for General, Song, General, and Humor.

Pleh. This banana I'm eating is making me sick...

Is it just me, or are the lights flickering?

Anyway, I write and I read poetry. I write other things, too, but I am unmotivated and have literary-ADD, so none of that ever gets finished, save for the three non-poetry pieces I have on here ("Time of Day," "Era of the (insert long title which I cannot remember and am too lazy to look up here," and "The More It Hurts When You Fall," the second of which I wrote with my best friend).

If I like your writing style, chances are I will unintentionally imitate it. I'm sorry if this happens, really. I'm still working on total originality, and I still have a long way to grow with my writing, so everything I post on here is either an experiment, or a crazy, metaphor-ridden emotion that I threw up on my computer and felt like sharing with all you lucky people.

There are a lot of things on here that I would like to delete, but I am overly sentimental and cannot bring myself to do so. There are a lot of things I would love to edit as well, mostly for grammatical errors, however, I have no idea how to do this. Please tell me. I will love you forever if you tell me how to edit previously uploaded documents. If it's even possible...

I'm sorry if this was boring. I'm really bad at these.

And so, I bid you farewell, and in the words of my former science teacher, "Have a nice life."

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1. The More It Hurts When You Fall reviews
Short oneshot. A murky combination of poetry and prose, observations about characters, real or imagined, whom I love and hate.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-12-06 - Published: 12-12-06
2. Curse reviews
Definitely not my best, and certainly not a style I intend to keep. Still, it's interesting, and definitely portrays how I felt at the time I wrote it though not necessarily now.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-12-06 - Published: 12-12-06
3. Cycle reviews
It's been a while, but I've been busy. Incorporates views of death and nonexistence which I've been mulling over for a while now. Reviews very much appreciated.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-8-06 - Published: 11-8-06
4. Unstable Ecstasy reviews
About a sort of mistake. Possibly redundant, rather long. Dedicated to a friend for her silly yearbook note with the made-up memory.
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-11-06 - Published: 6-11-06
5. Days After Expiration reviews
My subconscious has finally swallowed him, and now he won't stay out of my poetry, even if his appearance is brief.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-23-06 - Published: 5-23-06
6. Decay reviews
I was angry and my head spit this out. I didn't like it, but now I do, so I'm posting it. Truly stream-of-consiousness.
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-30-06 - Published: 4-30-06
7. Through Emotions That Leave Me No Pride reviews
This is how he makes me feel, when I look at things rationally
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-25-06 - Published: 3-25-06
8. Ungraceful reviews
Read. Reviews much appreciated.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-25-05 - Published: 12-25-05
9. No title reviews
Read and review, please.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-13-05 - Published: 11-13-05
10. Empty reviews
I wrote this a long time ago, but only just un-lazied myself enough to post it. It was inspired mostly by an Alanis Morissette song, though it didn't really turn out anything like her lyrics. Anyway...review. And read, of course.
Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-24-05 - Published: 10-24-05
11. Absence reviews
The idea from this came from my art teacher, who at times seems overly obsessed with composition and balance. And Fictionpress is trying to screw with my mind or something, because it took out random letters in random words in this...grr
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-1-05 - Published: 9-1-05
12. The Finer Things reviews
It's got a distorted sort of rhythm, but it all came naturally, so there's not much I can say to fix it. Read and review.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-28-05 - Published: 6-28-05
13. Light reviews
Read. Now. Please.
Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-20-05 - Published: 6-20-05
14. Unnamed reviews
Can't think of a name, can't think of a summary. Guess you're just going to have to read it yourself.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-18-05 - Published: 6-18-05
15. And Her Name Is reviews
Unexpected. I started writing a story, but this came out instead.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-17-05 - Published: 6-17-05
16. Time Will Cry reviews
"...Kicked the dust of frightened whim and flicked the switch to start again."
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-30-05 - Published: 5-30-05
17. The Heart of Addiction reviews
I had a hard time writing this, but I think it turned out alright. Please read and review. I'll give ya this nifty pen!
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-25-05 - Published: 4-25-05
18. The Era of the Legless, Earless, Jawless Cat Thing reviews
Written by two coffee-induced writers with nothing better to do. Very amusing, in our opinion. Definitely a must-read for anyone who is entertained by the idea of a cat with several limbs missing.
Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,265 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-23-05 - Published: 4-23-05
19. Time of Day reviews
Short and somewhat surreal, in a sense. My first story here, so I'd really appreciate some feedback.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4-20-05 - Published: 4-20-05
20. Melancholy reviews
Somewhat inspired by the manga "Dolls"...but...sort of not. Read, please. Drop a review on the door mat. Thanks.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-25-05 - Published: 3-25-05
21. Melody of Memory reviews
Read! Review! I'll give you a cookie! Oh! And it mentions coffee! Exclamation point!
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-21-05 - Published: 3-21-05
22. Let's Dance reviews
Uh...yes, yes, read it.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-4-05 - Published: 3-4-05
23. Fallen reviews
Yeah.
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-23-05 - Published: 2-23-05
24. Her Voice Is My Limit reviews
Not my best and sort of strange. Nonetheless, I'll appreciate reviews.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-23-05 - Published: 2-23-05
25. tomorrow wasn't supposed to happen reviews
BLAH. Read and review. By the way, I messed up the last line: minus one for.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-29-05 - Published: 1-29-05
26. Toxic Euphoria reviews
My creativity juices are coming back to me, oozing with songy goodness. Read and review, if only for a late birthday present to me!
Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-11-05 - Published: 1-11-05
27. Alice Before the Looking Glass reviews
In my nostalgia, I wrote a poem with vague references to Alice In Wonderland. Unfortunately, all I've seen is the Disney version, though I doubt it makes a difference. PLEASE review!
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-14-04 - Published: 12-14-04
28. confusion reviews
A little experiment/combination of two poems I wrote. Read and REVIEW.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-19-04 - Published: 11-19-04
29. Stolen Flowers Stolen Gods reviews
Little Gothic-like poem I wrote. Let's all celebrate the rejuvenation of fictionpress!
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-18-04 - Published: 11-18-04
30. My Beloved Hero reviews
Yes, I actually wrote a song...short as it is...but now I can't remember the tune. Oh well, probably not very original anyway, so no big loss. PLEASE REVIEW.
Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-3-04 - Published: 11-3-04
31. the insane ramblings of a serial killer reviews
The title is kind of a joke. But anyway, read it.
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-24-04 - Published: 10-24-04
32. I am Wary II reviews
I wrote this poem and "I am Wary I" a few weeks ago. But "I am Wary I" sucks. So here's "I am Wary II," which I'm pretty happy with. Read it. Review it. You know.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-20-04 - Published: 10-20-04
33. sinking reviews
That was really scary, for about a week I was unnable to upload anything. But miraculously, today, it let me and so here's another poem. Review, please.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-15-04 - Published: 10-15-04
34. Core Temperature reviews
I'm going through this odd phase of poetry in which each poem I write should remind you of the nonsensical ramblings of a drunk person. "I'm weather-craving again"
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-7-04 - Published: 10-7-04
35. Comic reviews
Read. I command you.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-1-04 - Published: 10-1-04
36. Ellipses reviews
Another poem of mine with mentions of rather painful physical injuries. I've been in an odd mood lately. Read and review anyway?
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-22-04 - Published: 9-22-04
37. missing identity reviews
Hmm, I feel kinda weird posting this one. Not for those who flinch easily (mentions of bleeding cuticles-you have been warned).
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-18-04 - Published: 9-18-04
38. sighing too hard with problems too easily solved reviews
Turned out so much better than I thought it would, I'll be hurt if you don't at least read it.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-12-04 - Published: 9-12-04
39. Self Expression reviews
Ok. It has a name. It rhymes. Should satisfy you people. So read it. And review it.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 8-20-04 - Published: 8-20-04
40. Try to Remember my own Name reviews
Not my best, but that doesn't mean I won't still hunt you down if you don't review.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-16-04 - Published: 8-16-04
41. Wood reviews
Read and review. See my machete?
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 8-9-04 - Published: 8-9-04
42. The Horrer Of MidSentence reviews
Please just read it.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7-28-04 - Published: 7-28-04
43. Needing clinging fear of need psychological damag reviews
A slightly edited automatic writing I did last night. Kind of a narcissistic view on parenting.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-27-04 - Published: 7-27-04
44. Wingless Flies reviews
Unlike any of my other poems...read it.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7-22-04 - Published: 7-22-04
45. The nonexistent name reviews
This isn't like any of my other poems, it's kind of strange. Be compassionate and review.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 7-18-04 - Published: 7-18-04
46. Death to names reviews
Once again, no name...just read it.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-9-04 - Published: 7-9-04
47. The name was lost in a tragic accident reviews
Yeah, just read it, ok?
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 6-21-04 - Published: 6-21-04
48. Balancing Act reviews
I wrote this on some coffee-inspired impulse, and I'm actually pretty happy with it. My only regret is that the stanzas didn't separate when uploaded. (Sighs deeply) Read and review.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-16-04 - Published: 6-16-04
49. Valentine's Day reviews
(Readers gasp in shock as they notice the title) Yes, I have given it a title! Muwahahahaha! Ahem...on with my summary...well, I was actually in a coherent state while writing this (readers gasp again). Not a love poem. Some people think it is. It's not.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-15-04 - Published: 6-15-04
50. Absent name reviews
Grr...why am I posting this? (See inside for answer) Review, as horrible as it may be...
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 6-14-04 - Published: 6-14-04
51. no name reviews
Erm...kinda morbid...just read it, ok?
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-12-04 - Published: 6-12-04
52. Reading Palms: A beginner's Guide To Shouting reviews
read
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-12-04 - Published: 6-12-04
53. People Have Ears reviews
Uh...read it, ok?
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-11-04 - Published: 6-11-04
54. nameless reviews
Involves a metaphorical storm thingy.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-10-04 - Published: 6-10-04
55. Set reviews
Uh...well, I'm not really sure what it's about...well, I am, but I can't really explain it...the only way I can explain it is through the poem (nice little paradox for you). So, read and review, please.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 6-9-04 - Published: 6-9-04
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