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Author has written 19 stories for Life, Nature, General, Love, Humor, Humor, Young Adult, and Haiku. I'm not going to tell you anything about myself besides I'm slightly eccentric and I love to write. Which makes me one in a million, and yet, you're reading this, so I must have done something right. Cheers for the disgustingly overdone and peasantly common trait of sarcasm in writers. As far as reviews go, I won't beg, but I will threaten and be aggresive. And maybe plead a teensy bit. If you don't want me to do this, then start reviewing without being asked. Which I know will never happen. So learn to love my bold type letters. Stories (like actual multiple chapter stories) I intend to start/continue working on when I gather all my other writing crap together are as followed: Thanatos: A series of shorts about the angel of death and his job. Chapters/Plot follow each line of one of my favorite Mother Goose poems. 1 million dollar prize for the perosn who can name it. Just kidding. Haha, I'm so funny. Along with various poems and shorts which I tend to write sporadically (or whenever I get inspiration.) If you have any suggestions for my writing (how I could improve, etc.) or want an in-depth opinion on your own writing, don't hesitate to PM me. I love arguing--er, communicating with fellow writers. I am going to ask all people visiting my profile because of a harsh review I gave to consider that (unless I went out of my way and pointed my finger specifically at you, which I try to avoid) not to take it personally. I don't look at you, I look at the peice I review. Don't be offended unless I really say something vicious, which I never have done nor ever plan to do. Damn, this school-year went by fast. One Fine Day (Author Unknown) One fine day in the middle of the night Two dead boys got up to fight Back to back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other One was blind and the other couldn't see So they chose a dummy for a referee. A blind man went to see fair play And two lame men came to carry them away A paralized donkey passing by Kicked the blind man in the eye Knocked him through a nine inch wall Into a dry ditch and drowned them all A deaf policeman heard the noise And came to arrest the two dead boys If you don't believe this story’s true, Ask the blind man he saw it too! I can also be found at: Magic_Rose (twilight archives) M4ri4h (fanfiction) Sagitaries (me and a friend) | |||||||
1. Death to the King is DeadBeautiful nonsense is activated by shaking and breaking bones. You heard me.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-11-09 - Published: 6-11-092. Your ShameIt will dare you to hold it in...while you let it rule you.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-30-09 - Published: 5-30-093. How to Kill a Dead ManThe dead are watching the living, though the living may be the dead.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-27-09 - Published: 5-27-094. Rotten Water reviewsEverything that you aren't watching is going backwards. Seriously.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-27-09 - Published: 5-27-095. This reviewsThe senses in prose.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-21-09 - Published: 5-21-096. Diary of a Kitten reviewsThe beginning of the life of a young cat. Cat's POV, Short Story.Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-5-09 - Published: 3-5-097. Weather reviewsA few haiku's about various things I appreciate. Will update same story when I write new ones.Haiku - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-4-09 - Published: 3-4-098. Silly Girls reviewsEnemies will be enemies, friends will be...stupid. A short story.Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-3-09 - Published: 3-3-099. Tom reviewsLife can be rough. A short about a young man named Tom. Breif Thematic Material.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-2-09 - Published: 3-2-0910. Parting WishesAdvice to take care of yourself, before I leave.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-2-09 - Published: 3-2-0911. Suicidal ThoughtsWhat was going through their head?Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-2-09 - Published: 3-2-0912. The Thistle and the Thyme reviewsA rhyme about how much friends can suck. And snacks. Breif Strong language.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-2-09 - Published: 3-2-0913. The Black CloudThe Black Cloud moves, gracefully, yet menacingly, overhead...Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-2-09 - Published: 3-2-0914. Moya's Poem reviewsA Poem for my dear friend Moya. I love you, man.-Er, woman... Breif Strong languageComplete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-2-09 - Published: 3-2-0915. Blue reviewsI think of only you...Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-2-09 - Published: 3-2-0916. Sex DriveAbout everything we strive to achieve. How much is it really worth?Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-2-09 - Published: 3-2-0917. Random RepeatThoughts that often occur that some might classify as seemingly "random"...Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-2-09 - Published: 3-2-09
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