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Author has written 6 stories for Mythology, Humor, Spiritual, and Fantasy. I'm an earthling, or Terran if you want to be all serious, specifically a human, which would explain my sentience. I like anthropology and evolution. I also like these really greasy cheese tacquetos. They're horrible, but I can't seem to stop! I tend to write things. I tend to feel guilty about them, because they're not good enough. I constantly work at cutting out the weakness. I'm putting them up on Fictionpress in the hopes that I'll stop editing and start writing, which is something that I rarely do. And I tend to be more inclined towards creative endeavors when there's an audience. So here I am. And if I catch you plaigerizing me, I will break your skinny little preteen neck. | |||||
1. Thunder Country » reviewsFollow Lorain, a trend-setter hiding a dark secret in her womb, Abdulhabib, a Muslim zombie with an addiction to fairy dust, and Karen, a pagan poseur who gets more than she ever bargained for when her portal takes them all to another dimension. M for lanFantasy - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,691 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-21-08 - Published: 7-2-082. He Ventured Further into the DuskWeird little thing I wrote using cheesy childrens' writing prompts from some website. It's pretty damn pretentious. K for the gore, I guess. It's not really that disturbing.Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-6-08 - Published: 7-6-083. Flash and Weird DrabbleJust a collection of strange short things I've written. It's only M for language.Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,111 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-6-08 - Published: 7-6-084. The Book of ChetThis was supposed to be a group effort with my friends to make a Bible parody centered around Good King Chet the Man, the beneficient, merciful. But I just wrote the book of Psalms, and that was pretty much it. Rated M for language.Spiritual - Fiction Rated: M - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-1-08 - Published: 7-1-085. The Worst Thing I've Ever Written reviews“What hast thou to say?” I verbally incurred. “Mine socks are that of an argyle persuasion.” M for language.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-1-08 - Published: 7-1-086. Apollo and Daphne a modern myth reviewsBased off the ancient Greco-Roman myth where Apollo, hit by Eros's arrow of lurve, tries to rape Daphne. Daphne prays to her goddy father and he turns her into a laurel tree. This version is intended to be humorous.Complete - Mythology - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-1-08 - Published: 7-1-08
