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since: 03-11-05, id: 464175, Profile Updated: 03-24-09
country: United States
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Author has written 6 stories for General, Horror, Historical, Mythology, General, and Mystery.

"My likes are divide and conquer, and black tea.
My dislikes are being shot through the leg by people
I don't know. Also shit."
--Jan Valentine; "Luke's and Jan's Paper Phallus Humanity: Black Coma Corner", Hellsing

Likes:
The Chronicles of Narnia
The Old Kingdom series
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Final Fantasy
Cosplay
Ramen
Lewis Black
Vampires
Gay Porn
Fascism
Uniforms
Black Tea

Dislikes:
People I don't know
School
The sun
Going to bed early
Arrogance
People who are better writers than me (so that's pretty much everyone)
Bad grammar
Freshmen
Chatspeak
Homophobes
Racists
Fat people
People who think they can draw, but really can't
Warm weather
Cold weather
Tall people
People who don't let me get a word in edgewise
Being Interrupted
Chick Flicks
Tom Cruise
Complement fishing
Sweat
Religion
People who complain more than me
People standing behind me
Likes/Dislikes lists

Works In-Progress

-Film-

Andy lives a simple life in a small, quiet town in the deep south of Louisiana; a life not riddled with the challenges and eternal rush of the city folk. But when his best friend is attacked by some unknown assailant, the sleepy little town and its inhabitants are shocked by the sudden and horrific bloodletting that seems to have one focus: Andy’s close-knit group of friends.

If you like any of my writing you should check out my joint account with InSilverShadows, here: http://www.fictionpress.com/~bananeshadows/

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1. Film » reviews
Film captures lots of things, from my best friend’s sixty-minute porn career, to the brutal murders that plagued our small town the summer before my senior year. :Possibly future m/m slash:
Mystery - Fiction Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,976 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 11-5-08 - Published: 4-28-08
2. Solitary reviews
I stumble down the road between rows of pristine suburban houses, wheezing, bloody hands clutched tightly around the knife that did it—the knife that committed the crime.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-23-08 - Published: 4-23-08
3. Voyeuristic Cupid reviews
A vignette through the eyes of the Roman god Cupid as he visits the Romans baths; contains an amusing twist at the end.
Complete - Mythology - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-9-08 - Published: 4-9-08
4. Club Cynic reviews
A short vignette from the eyes of a cynical man attending a night club in the 1940s. Rated T for alcohol references. Just to be safe
Complete - Historical - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-16-07 - Published: 2-16-07
5. Forget Me Not reviews
I can hear the dog barking in the backyard, howling, knowing that it’s me, the ex-boyfriend. Knowing what I’m about to do, because it can smell the rage washing off me like a waterfall.
Horror - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-9-06 - Published: 9-9-06
6. Farewell reviews
A poem about losing someone close.
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-3-06 - Published: 3-3-06
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