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1. The Kugelmass Episode & Shakespeare’s Sonnet 130

For my Intro to Lit class, I wrote a compare/contrast essay on a Woody Allen short story and a Shakespeare poem. What can I say, I'm brave.

Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Published: 5-27-08 - Complete

2. Gilman, Lovecraft, and Plath Oh my! reviews

My reader response to the short story The Yellow Wallpaper that I wrote for my Intro to Literature class.

Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-13-08 - Complete

3. The Ostrich of the Opera

A parody inspired by the Joust jokes that permeated the last several Slice of SciFi voice mail shows.

Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Published: 12-13-07 - Complete

4. Schopenhauer the Pessimist

The fourth and final project for my philosophy class, titled Schopenhauer the Pessimistor How I Learned to Be More Depressed Than I Already Was. Warning: Contains strong language.

Fiction: Essay - Rated: M - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Published: 12-11-07 - Complete

5. UA, U2, and J5

A recent assignment for my journalismmass media class was to write about 5 songs that had an impact on my life. These are the 5 I chose.

Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Published: 11-15-07 - Complete

6. One More Roommate

A song dedicated to Nancy J. Dreiling, my former roommate. Sung to the tune of Weird Al Yankovic's One More Minute.

Poetry: Song - Rated: M - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Published: 11-13-07 - Complete

7. How do we know we aren't dreaming?

My second essay assignment for my philosophy class about Rene Descartes and dreams.

Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Published: 10-23-07 - Complete

8. Sylar My Love reviews

A parody of a song from Grease about a friend's inexplicable crush on the unibrowed brain eating villain of NBC's hit series Heroes.

Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-16-07 - Complete

9. Socrates' Innocence

My first paper for my Philosophy class.

Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Published: 9-25-07 - Complete

10. Introduction Speech reviews

A speech I wrote but didn't get to deliver for my Public Speaking class.

Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-13-07 - Complete

11. Three Books reviews

For my Intro to Journalism class, I was asked what 3 books I would take with me into the future if I were the lead character from George Pal's movie version of The Time Machine.

Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-13-07 - Complete

12. The Republic of Maeglin Nenharma

This was my project for my PoliSci class last semester to draft a constitution. I apologize for that 31 in the upper corner, FP would not let me get rid of it in edit.

Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,209 - Published: 5-29-07 - Complete

13. 3 Reasons Rudy Giuliani Should NOT Be President reviews

My final resaerch essay for my ENG 1020 class

Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-29-07 - Complete

14. Evaluative Essay: Killings & In The Bedroom

A class assignment wherein I had to write about the movie In The Bedroom and the short story that inspired it.

Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Published: 12-14-06 - Complete

15. Small Plastic Chains

Some thoughts on the subject of credit cards.

Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Published: 12-14-06 - Complete

16. Young, Black, & Dead reviews

My commentary on the recent shooting death of Sean Bell.

Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-14-06 - Complete

17. An Insider's View of Anxiety reviews

I attempt to observe my own panic attack over an inability to write an observational essay.

Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-14-06 - Complete

18. Challenging Godwin's Law reviews

I make the argument that there is a time and place for legitamate comparisons between the Presidency of George W Bush and the regime of Adolf Hitler.

Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-14-06 - Complete

19. Marielle reviews

A true story about the internet and trust.

Fiction: Biography - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,880 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-14-06 - Complete

20. GOP Bye Bye

A parody of N'Sync's Bye Bye Bye, inspired by the events of November 7th & 8th of 2006.

Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Published: 11-9-06 - Complete

21. Books on a Plane reviews

A poem I had to write for my English class that eveyrone seems to love so far

Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-5-06 - Complete

22. Wish I could tell you to your face that I hate you reviews

A poem about a betrayal by proxy

Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-3-06 - Complete