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Author has written 21 stories for General, Supernatural, General, Romance, Humor, Action, and Thriller. Also check out my: "It's hard to be a winner in a society dedicated to the glorification of losers." Wilbur Smith I'd love to say I'm a struggling author with rooms in the Latin quarter of Paris, or that I'm the biggest undiscovered writer of the twenty-first century, but not even I can stretch the truth that far. I'm just an average person, with a more-than-average flair for creative writing— which is no biggie in today's world. I'm also a liberal, unorthodox and a closet (wannabe) Satanist. I like shooting my mouth off especially about the world going to the dogs, but I'm firmly anti-Communist. Trying to be the master of all genres, and failing haplessly. Have an off-the-wall sense of humour that dangerously borders on crack. I should warn you that I'm a research junkie, and I would start a Wilbur Smith cult, even if he IS a mean old man. I am also pro-Hitler for reasons that don't make me a neo-Nazi or a rebel without a cause. Particularly into action, anime, Criss Angel (Mindfreak), FP.com "manga," Guns n' Roses, historicals, indipop, lots of Hollywood stars, Michael Jackson (yes I read the papers), movies, research, sleaze rock, and wit. Feel free to drop me a line anytime. PS. Since you're actually reading my profile page, I should tell you (belatedly) that I don't consider it worth any writer's time to "warn" readers about slash/homosexuality. Warnings are reserved for things like bestiality, rape etcetera. Homosexuality isn't something to be forewarned about. "I love brave and honest men, they are so easily manipulated." Wilbur Smith | |||||||||
1. some kind of … pixie lott? reviewsfor annoyance's Breaking Up, Making Up contest "You're breaking up with me BECAUSE I'm in love with you?" A story about love and mishaps.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,307 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-15-09 - Published: 12-15-092. in theoryHow to avoid unhelpful quagmires that self-help books create so that you buy more of them. Chris owns thirty-seven self-help books; Adam wants to borrow some. He thinks he's in love with his straight best friend.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-11-09 - Published: 11-11-093. lift reviewsLily can't stop talking, when Tristan just wants some peace and quiet. Love notes, MacDonald's HappyMeals and claustrophobia collide … and just why are they trapped in an elevator?Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-11-09 - Published: 11-11-094. mirror reviewsA glib narcotics dealer and an amateur undercover agent. But you know what they say: you learn fast on the job. And she just learnt from the best.Complete - Thriller - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-11-09 - Published: 11-11-095. Guitar Hero reviewsThe Devil isn't what Jamie or the reader expected AT ALL. Not least because the El Supremo of villainy is dressed like a Moulin Rouge prostitute in drag.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-29-09 - Published: 3-29-096. BitchfightVampire 101. You can be a bat for only so long. Less if you're wounded, or too terrified to concentrate. In Spandex's case, it was both. It's straight out of James Bond: but this time, there's a bounty hunter. Armed to the teeth and royally pissed.Complete - Action - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-18-09 - Published: 2-18-097. Summer Wine reviewsThe summer of cherry-red kisses and belly-dancing by the campfire. Shell-shock in Hyde's eyes as she kissed him goodbye. "We both like the same girls, don't we?" Fluffy one-shot.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-28-09 - Published: 1-28-098. Hollywood Crackdown » reviewsDude, I love being a limelight hog. Can't I just hook up with some really hot Hollywood girl and make headlines, instead of babies?"Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-25-09 - Published: 1-22-099. Puppy Love reviewsTo her utter horror, he took a step back and shook his hips at her, as if gyrating to unheard music. She just stared at him wiggling in his gym shorts, and suppressed the urge to burst out laughing." TJ tries to convince Ana that they're meant to be… One-Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-22-09 - Published: 1-22-0910. It's All In a Name reviewsImagine you are a teenage girl with raging hormones, sitting in a café on Valentine's Day, opposite a member of the royal family . You get an opportunity to ... stare sullenly at him, but then he asks you your name. That's riding towards disaster, if youComplete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-18-09 - Published: 1-18-0911. Turbulence reviewsExcuse me," said the red-faced passenger to the flight attendant, "but they're blocking the loo." And that's the point from where it all went to hell. One-shot.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-18-09 - Published: 1-18-0912. Rhapsody of the Fall reviewsToni and Nathan have to talk. They're just two people using one another to make the third jealous. A cliche that backfires in the worst way possible. Reality bites, with a sting in the tale.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-1-08 - Published: 4-1-0813. The Breeze on a Midsummer Night reviewsLove is like a rose— it withers even if you water it. Lovers are like the thorns— they live forever.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-25-08 - Published: 2-25-0814. Chacun à Son GoutEleanor Holland's life takes a strange pitch when her husband dies, leaving her defenceless against the attentions of a particularly hounding gentleman who refuses to play by the rules. A period love story.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-1-07 - Published: 10-1-0715. Judas Kiss » reviewsYou find yourself alone in the desert with an axemurderer. How do you react? Kill him as soon as you can, right? ... Err, no. Not when he's your only hope of survival.Supernatural - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,561 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-1-07 - Published: 6-18-0616. A Baroque Painting reviewsPower implicit in paint. What I see in Baroque art.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-18-07 - Published: 7-18-0717. Rattlesnake reviewsThey call the gypsy the devil's daughter the rattlesnake the devil's music.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-18-07 - Published: 7-18-0718. Morticia Addams reviewsIn that fit of indignation, I couldn't hold my tongue, and the words shot out: "Well, it's because she's marrying you."Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-18-07 - Published: 7-18-0719. Seven Pink Roses reviewsShe wanted seven pink roses in her funeral bouquet. For her— it was the least that I could do. A short story.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-18-07 - Published: 7-18-0720. Covener reviewsA young woman walks into a bar, and the hissing that erupts around them, betrays that she is a witch.Supernatural - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-3-06 - Published: 6-3-0621. Dancing Queen reviewsShe dances because the voice in her head tells her to.General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-19-06 - Published: 3-19-06
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