EDWARD NORTON IS A SEXY MOFO!!! That is all. Actually, it's not. Michael Vartan is a sexy mofo, too. Come to think of it, Norton plus Vartan equals NORTAN! WOOHOO! Sorry. Anyway, my name is Erika, and I am obsessed with Edward Norton (obviously), Michael Vartan, Elijah Wood, The Lord of the Rings, and Alias. I'm so obsessed that it's not even funny. Think I'm weird? So do I. Anyway, most of my fics will be for Alias, ER, and I'm thinking about starting a few Lord of the Rings one, as well.


*Shows*

1. Alias
2. 24
3. ER
4. Scrubs
5. Late Night with Conan O'Brien
6. Miracles
7. Friends
8. Will & Grace
9. Saturday Night Live
10. That 70s Show

*Movies*

1. The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring/The Two Towers
2. 25th Hour
3. About a Boy
4. Fight Club
5. American History X
6. Keeping the Faith
7. The Princess Bride
8. Robin Hood: Men in Tights
9. Dude, Where's My Car?
10. Orange County


*Actors*

1. Edward Norton
2. Elijah Wood
3. Michael Vartan
4. Kiefer Sutherland
5. Hayden Christensen
6. Ethan Embry
7. Noah Wyle
8. Skeet Ulrich
9. Jamie Kennedy
10. Hugh Grant

*Actresses*

1. Jennifer Garner
2. Reese Witherspoon
3. Gwyneth Paltrow
4. Salma Hayek
5. Selma Blair
6. Sarah Michelle Gellar
7. Brittany Murphy
8. Liv Tyler
9. Emily Watson
10. Drew Barrymore

*Solo Artists*

1. Avril Lavigne
2. Mandy Moore
3. Gwen Stefani
4. Michelle Branch
5. Toby Mac
6. John Reuben
7. Pink
8. Britney Spears
9. Shakira
10. Eminem

*Bands*

1. Good Charlotte
2. New Found Glory
3. Switchfoot
4. Plus One
5. Our Lady Peace
6. Incubus
7. Blink 182
8. Jimmy Eat World
9. Dashboard Confessional
10. CKY

*Books*

1. Red Dragon
2. The Lord of the Rings trilogy
3. About a Boy
4. 25th Hour
5. Jurassic Park
6. Jurassic Park: The Lost World
7. Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy
8. Cold Sassy Tree
9. Chinese Cinderella
10. Ender's Game



Dudes, that's it! I know I'm boring, but I hope you like my stories! Oh, and buckle your seat belts. Safety first, I always say.

"What do you do when you go out on the field in uniform?"
"We kick ass!"
"Right, you yell, you run, you hit people...you touch other guys' butts!'"