Author has written 8 stories for Sci-Fi, Love, Romance, Life, Thriller, and General.

Read my fanfictions on:
http://www.fanfiction.net/profile.php?userid=247158
Read my regular stories on:
http://www.fictionpress.com/~culf

I'm just a crazy Star Wars and LotR fan, so I felt like writing fanfictions. I'm a girl, but apart from that, I really don't want to tell that much about myself. What I am GOING to tell you is everything about what I like in Star Wars and LotR. Oh, and I want to tell you who my favorite fanfiction writer is. Her name is Talking Hawk, and she writes LotR fanfics. You may read her work here on fanfiction.net, or on www.barrowdowns.com (That's where I discovered her.) K, over to SW and LotR. My favorite character in LotR is Samwise Gamgee. *drools*


Sam: Hey, I'm married, remember? Besides, I don't think your my age just yet.


Culf: Ain't a girl allowed to dream? Well there's always my favorite in Star Wars, Han Solo. *Drools even more*


Han: Forget it sister. Your not my type. *I* prefer Princesses.


Culf: I can be your princess!!! Please, let me be your princess.


Han: No way! *runs and hides as Culf gets THAT look on her face.*


From behind a rock: And as Sam over there said, I'm a bit old for you.


Culf: Come on Han, we can make it work. We can have everything. A home, car, even a dog!!! Oh, I forgot. You already have Chewie. Well, we could keep him in a little doghouse outside our house.

*Chewie runs in, starting to choke Culf, Lando-style.*


Culf: Sorry Chewbacca. *tries to breath* I didn't mean it. *aah* You can stay inside with us.

*Chewie let's go, and Culf falls to the floor, fighting for air.*


Culf: *under her breath* Over my dead body.


Chewie hears her, and make sure she gets exactly what she asked for, causing her to end her bio.


Everyone: YAY!!!


Sam: I hope you may excuse Culf for all this, as she said, she's just a crazy Star Wars and Lord of the Rings fan. Well, even though this "Chewbacca" *DID* kill her, we may be able to put some of her stories out on this site.


Everybody:Boooooooooooo...


Culf:Hey, just because I'm dead, it doesn't mean that I don't have feelings. Read my stories, then you can boooo me all you want. Although I prefer reviews like "Beautiful story Culf." or "What a great story Culf." Or even "I absolutely *LOVED* your story Culf." Anyway, as I said, you are allowed to boooo me, but I'd prefer it if you didn't.
*Culf does as she did a few minutes ago.* *Drops dead*


Everybody: Finally. YAY!



Note: Timwe Othas is the same story as Man of Stars, but I thought I'd uplode it under LotR as well. NOT A SLASH, nor a Legolas mush. To qoute our beloved Kellie "Torch him, torch him!!!" (Not Leggy, Orli)

PS. I just had to add a favorite quote I just found. It goes like this:

"Had Mara succeeded and killed Luke in Jabba's palace, well. . . I wonder how Han Solo would actually like saying, `Yes, Lord Vader. More polish on those boots immediately.'"

Culf: *sniggers*

Han: Hey...

Culf: coughharklaugh


I've started writing stories that aren't fanfictions. (actually, I did that before I started writing ff's, but now I've started publishing them on the internett as well), and I just want you to know that these stories means a lot to me. A whole lot more than my fanfics, so what you say about them in reviews gets a lot more personal for me as well. I would really love som feedback on them, and I'm dying to find a norwegian beta-reader for a book I'm writing. It's fantacy, but that doesn't mean it's a LotR rip off. If anyone out there is interested, I'd be eternaly greatful!!!