WARNING: YOU HAVE ENTERED THE PROFILE OF THE ONE KNOWN AS

DARKWINGED-ARCHANGEL777

HE IS CONSIDERED INTELLIGENT, WRY, AND DANGEROUSLY SANE. HE ALSO LIKES CHOCOLATE.

CONTINUE TO READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!!!!

Umm, yeah, so...I really need to hire another annoucer guy. "Dangerously sane?" Honestly, what kind of literary mumbo-jumbo crap is that?!

NAME: You can call me darkwinged-archangel777 for now. Maybe if you review my stuff you'll get to know me better. Maybe.

AGE: Below every legal limit in the United States, save that of driving. Sidewalkers, be warned.

INSIPRATIONS: Music, videogames, fantasy lit, etc. The classics, you know how it is.

FAVES: No, I refuse to write all these down.

FAVES: I said, I refuse!

FAVES!!!: Oh, fine! Since you put three exclamation points and put it in bold and italics, I guess I really can't say no. You are a very persuasive announcer guy, after all...

FAVE TV: LOST and HEROES are two shows that deserve to be titled in capital letters. Oh, and Boston Legal. Everybody loves lawyers...

FAVE MUSIC: Currently listening to the new Evanescence and Underoath's latest.

FAVE MOVIES: Any Mel Brooks, The Italian Job, Lord of the Rings, Ocean's Eleven, etc.

FAVE CLOTHES??? Why do you need to know that? Suffice it to say that I am wearing clothes, some of which are my favorites and some of which aren't.

FAVE BOOKS: sighs How about authors. Can I answer that?

FAVE AUTHORS: Thank you. Much better. Nix, Snicket, Tolkien, Paolini, Atwater-Rhodes, Koontz, Crichton, Austen, Niffenger, Christopher Moore. Does that satisfy you?

YES: Well, you don't have to announce your answer. I can tell by your smile.

Well, now that all that is out of the way, you can READ AND REVIEW my writing! More coming soon, I promise, including at least two original tales, one sci-fi ish and the other classic fantasy.