Author has written 3 stories for Humor, Fantasy, and Sci-Fi.

Off-again.

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Yay for onespoof.com and for Gollum!

PS: My 12 alternate personalities are extremely unpredictable. I could stop writing for months at any time. YOU try having a Spanish person in your head babbling in a language you don't even speak. Uh... Maybe I should explain...

1st Alternate Personality: Rosalita, a Spanish maid. Damn you, Rosalita.... I have no idea what 'besa mi culo' means.... but I'm sure it's insulting. Eventually I will get you.
2nd: Babyface Rob, a three-foot-tall Boston mob boss.
3rd: Zorak, an attidudinal parakeet.
4th: Kaylee, a shy, reclusive little girl from Alabama. Goes insane when given Pixy Stix. We give her lots of Pixy Stix.
5th: Bob, the little red demon that lives on my left shoulder.
6th: Sallah, a Mini-Balrog.
7th: Ralleigh, a pretty little Fae with a Star Wars obsession.
8th: Efrit, a spark with a nasty temper.
9th: Bob, a forty-year-old office worker.
10th: Tarr, a slobbery black lab.
11th: F'Keerin, a grumpy lawn Gnome.
12th: Mr. LaSable, an old French guy.

Counting me, Gollumsess, there's thirteen of us in here. All of us together don't have half a brain or a shred of sanity.

You guessed it. This is the reason my stories are so screwed up. But it is useful on French and Spanish tests. *winkwink*

Some assorted random thoughts:

*Note*: I have an exclusive copywrite on slapping people with assorted fairies. I have no idea why anyone else would really want to, considering not many people share in my twisted sense of humor, but there you are. ^,^'

Damn the electric fence!

Draco Malfoy rocks my socks...

Read at your own risk, loves. ~,^

*glomps sweet reviewers*

Moins je pense, plus j'existe.