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since: 07-01-04, id: 422475
Author has written 10 stories for Life, Love, and Young Adult.

*i know that i havent been updatin my stori in a timely manner but now its summer! so expect chapters more frequently...enjoy!*

I'm Anna and I put some of my poems up here and now i even have a short storiy, too. so plz read! I luv rock music, writing (that mustve been shockin!), my friends, n sleeping. Hehe...I found these and I think they're incredibly funny...

Chinese Proverbs:
1. Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
2. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
3. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangcock.
4. Man with one chopstick go hungry.
5. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
6. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
7. Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
8. Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.
9. Man who fight with wife all day get no peace at night.
10. It takes many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
11. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
12. Man who fart in church sit on own pew.
13. Crowded elevator smell different to midget

Some quotes...

"a tru friend is some1 who...
hears the laughs
ur mouth doesnt let on to
sees the tears
when ur eyes r dry
understands the words
u dont spell out
...n who'll b there to catch u even before u fall"

"a real friend takes away the knife n wants u to hold on to them instead"

"Good friends will bail u out of jail, BEST friends will b sittin there next to u sayin 'that was awesome'" (however, accordin to my best friend, a best friend would b the reason ur not in there in the first place)

"People say best friends r hard to find...thats cuz the BEST ones r already mine"

"Never make me think we're friends
If that friendship isn't there
Never talk bout feelings
If you really don't care
Never look into my eyes
If all u do is lie
Never say hello
If u realy mean goodbye"

"when life gives u lemons...throw them at someone!"

The first 2 sayings i made up n the last 1 is like my moto for life...lol. anywayz, go read n review my stuff. im sure thats ALL u wanna do today. hehe.

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1. snow white reviews
snow white after the movie
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-5-06 - Published: 9-5-06
2. Carvinal Night
a couple meet at a carnival
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-5-06 - Published: 9-5-06
3. Hope Comes in Numbers » reviews
5 different people=5 different problems=1 story of life, issues, and hope.
Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,166 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-30-06 - Published: 1-28-05
4. kind of scattered
somethin i thought of after listening to a green day song...bout life, living in the moment
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-8-06 - Published: 1-8-06
5. The Peach's Guide to Life reviews
just some things i realized with the help of a peach, put into a paragraph.
Young Adult - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-14-05 - Published: 6-14-05
6. Addiction reviews
think twice before u think its a way out...
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-20-05 - Published: 2-20-05
7. Fed Up
ppl who act fake n hide themselves realli piss me off
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-20-05 - Published: 2-20-05
8. One in a Million reviews
This is about an abusive relationship. I heard a guy talk about how his daughter was killed by her ex-boyfriend and that really moved me.
Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-19-04 - Published: 12-19-04
9. Take My Picture
this is a poem bout my feelings on rascism
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-19-04 - Published: 12-19-04
10. Searching For Immortality reviews
my past bleeds history/inky black blood drips off/a knife of memories
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-2-04 - Published: 7-2-04
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