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| H.J. Bender |
Author has written 8 stories for Humor, General, Friendship, and Humor. H.J. Bender, born July 8, 1983, is an American slash writer who enjoys fandom too much to give it up and write anything original. Most of the author's written work can be found at Bent-Halo.net or FanFiction.net. | |||||||||
1. The Path of the PylonsA man with nothing to live for gets fried by his fuse box, drastically altering the entire course of his life when he develops an unhealthy addiction to electrocution. Set in London, 1997.Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,535 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-27-06 - Published: 9-27-062. A Vampire on the TrainAn English translation of a personal encounter that I had with the undead on a train one night. But not really.Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-27-06 - Published: 9-27-063. A Reasonable Explanation reviewsI was a crack-addicted alien abductee. This poem is not for the faint of heart (or humor).Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-27-06 - Published: 9-27-064. A Friend Like MineA lyrical poem, one friend to another, speaking fondly of memories and days to come.Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-4-04 - Published: 5-4-045. Remember When reviewsThis poem, a very small collection of fondest memories, is for the friend whom I've known and loved longer than perhaps even this mortal life I'm living right now.Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-21-04 - Published: 2-21-046. A Lesson from the Mind reviewsFor anyone who's hated math with such a fury that even God knows not this wrath, here comes a poem from yours truly.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 2-4-04 - Published: 2-4-047. The Hermit in the Hills reviewsThis is a poem for anybody who's never had somebody; the hermits, the wallflowers, the unwanted lovers.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-4-04 - Published: 2-4-048. A Slashy Bedtime Prayer reviewsRecently updated but still recognizable. For all of you Yaoists AND slash fans out there, the perfect bedtime prayer.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 10-21-02 - Published: 10-21-02