| Jen H.M |
Author has written 29 stories for General, Sci-Fi, Song, Friendship, Work, Life, General, Humor, Supernatural, Action, and Horror. I love both horror and chick lit. My favorite authors are Stephen King and Marian Keyes. I alternate between the "Dexter" series and the "Shophaholic" series. I love "Tales from the Crypt" and "What Not to Wear." I like to think that my writing combines the best of both worlds. I appreciate reviews, and I will reciprocate. | |||||||
1. Flesh and Blood: Skin Deep IVIn the fourth installment in the Skin Deep series, Chloe's younger sister joins her in her "extracurricular activities."Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,801 - Published: 11-16-11 - Complete2. So Much for Billy Michaels reviewsA frightened young woman enters a diner just after sunset, with a chilling story to tell.Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-31-11 - Complete3. Drink and Die reviewsEver wonder what could happen in a dark, noisy bar where no one knows where anybody else is?Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-26-114. Murder on the Way to the Mall reviews- "There had to be loads more old people around with piles of cash stowed away, just waiting for me to take it. They're old; they're going to die soon anyway. What do they need all that money for? Their funerals? I could use it right now."Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-10-11 - Complete5. The Ice Cream Man reviewsThere hasn't been an ice cream man in Steffy's neighborhood since Old Man Finney drove his truck into the lake six years ago, but every night Steffy sees an ice cream truck outside her house, playing eerie off-key music.Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,866 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-9-10 - Complete6. Just Buried reviewsA couple get into a horrible car accident on their wedding night, and wake up with an insatiable hunger for something delicious, juicy, chewy and raw. Something like human brains.Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,161 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-15-10 - Complete7. In the Flesh: Skin Deep IIIIn the 3rd story in the Skin Deep series, a nosy detective, a condescending dermatologist and an acne outbreak disrupt Chloe's carefree housewife lifestyle. She may have to temporarily revert to her old ways so she can get back to her TV and Cheetos.Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,125 - Published: 8-22-09 - Complete8. If Looks Could Kill: Skin Deep II reviewsIn this sequel to Skin Deep, Chloe breaks out two weeks before her wedding, and has to resort to her old ways to once again clear her skin.Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,746 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-14-09 - Complete9. The Ringing Phone reviewsA woman is terrorized by a ringing phone that hasn't been plugged in since the Carter administration.Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-6-09 - Complete10. The Day Job reviewsThis former executive assistant has found a new career, getting revenge on the high-level executives who fired her.Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-17-08 - Complete11. Skin Deep reviewsWhat's the best way to get clear skin? Take it from other people, of course.Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,034 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-21-08 - Complete12. It Ate Everything reviewsThe more it eats, the more it grows, and the more it grows, the more it eats. No office building is safe.Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-23-08 - Complete13. Danielle's Autopsy Table reviewsDanielle may be a freak, but her mom's brownies are delicious.Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,900 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-19-08 - Complete14. Maple and Palm reviewsMary thought a cat was just what she needed to keep her company, but the cats at Maple and Palm are after something else: blood.Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,846 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-11-07 - Complete15. The Return JobI don't know what the title means, I don't know what the story means. I just know it's violent, and it's fun.Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Published: 7-13-07 - Complete16. The Baby Shower Killer reviewsI thought if one more person asked me when I was going to have a baby I would kill them... That's why I was buying a knife.Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,960 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-28-07 - Complete17. Neal's Big Idea reviewsNeal had always been a little eccentric and a little unreasonable, but this orange peel thing was out there even for him.Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-19-07 - Complete18. We Have to Go Now reviewsIt's the damnedest thing, isn't it? ...Those people jumping from the second floor.Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-18-07 - Complete19. Small Talk reviewsSometimes it's best to just keep your mouth shut.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-15-07 - Complete20. New Great Citrus Taste reviewsThey may taste great, but the sound is enough to drive you insane.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-4-07 - Complete21. The Colors Run Together reviewsAnyone who's ever started a band will understand.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-7-07 - Complete22. Morning After a ShowFeeling tired and dirty after playing a show at some crummy nightclub and not getting home until 2am.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Published: 9-20-0623. Baggage reviewsRaise your hand if you have emotional baggage.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-27-0524. Work reviewsA poem about things that happen at workPoetry: Work - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-17-0525. Sometimes reviewsMy writing teacher said, just concentrate on the emotions and the words will write themselves. He was right.Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-27-0426. Honestly Amanda reviewsIt's all part of growing up.Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-3-0327. Any Good Books reviewsI just want a chocolate croissant, not your whole life story...Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-19-0328. Five Seconds reviews"The longest five seconds ever."Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-25-0329. The Milky Way and the Canadian Dime reviewsOne woman's struggle against a vending machine.Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-25-03