| Jonah Heman |
Author has written 4 stories for Humor. Hay everybody it's Jonah Heman! He's rappin' it old school with Reggie and Jake! Yeah! Let's watch! | |||||||
1. Sinner Island Manifold » reviewsThree alien warriors recruit ordinary teenager, Suzie Superb, into their adventurous organization. But all Suzie wants is to be left alone. The New York Times raves: "Print media is dying!"Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,506 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 5-19-12 - Published: 12-25-112. All Scars Go To Heaven » reviewsWhere do scars go when they die? A question not easily answered. This is the story of one scar's journey to the afterlife, and the deadly web of blackmail, sleaze, and deceit he soon found himself entangled in. Caldecott award winner. Thanks for reading!Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 54,254 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-16-09 - Published: 10-31-083. Orangeade: or, The Girl With Fruity Blood » reviewsHave you ever looked up at the sky and wished you were an orange? Flight, super strength, persuasion, these are all powers oranges possess that we do not. Is the world ready for an exception? They better be, 'cause here she is. Nonfiction. Please R&R!Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 78,821 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-13-08 - Published: 2-26-084. The Waxy Heart Of Colonel Crawdaddy » reviewsWhose side is Ironclad Cletus on? Why's that Colonel Crawdaddy such a total jerk? Where do babies come from, and more importantly, when are they leaving? All of these questions and more, answered within for the very last time. Please R&R! Some language.Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,193 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-25-07 - Published: 11-16-07 - Complete