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since: 04-04-09, id: 661810, Profile Updated: 10-03-09
country: United States
web: Homepage
Author has written 26 stories for Humor, Romance, General, Horror, and Fantasy.

Hajimemashite! Watashi Katana Black desu, but you can call me Kat.

And now about me!

Name: Kimi

Interests: Reading, writing, music, gaming, anime/manga, learning.

Favorites:

Genre(s) of Music: Classical, neo-classical, rock, reggaeton, anything in a foreign language


Song(s): Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, One-Winged Angel, Vanessa-Mae, Bach Street Prelude, Nobuo Uematsu, Those Who Fight (piano version)

Movie(s): Moulin Rouge, Final Fantasy: Advent Chidren, Speed Racer, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, The Legend of Zorro, The Fast and the Furious (all four), Smokin' Aces, Mulan, American History X, Hotel Rwanda, Space Chimps, Mary Poppins


Musician(s): Bond, Clint Mansell, The Used, Ludwig van Beethoven, John Williams, Black Violin, Muse, t.A.T.u., Killswitch Engage, 30 Second to Mars, Vanessa-Mae, Utada Hikaru, Nobuo Uematsu, 3OH!3, Tokio Hotel, Dir En Grey, Emilie Autumn, Aerosmith

Game(s): Kingdom Hearts, Soul Calibur, Mortal Kombat, Call of Duty, Forza Motorsports, Infinite Undiscovery

Gaming Platform: Xbox 360, PS2, Nintendo DS

Character(s): Train Heartnet (Black Cat), Ludwig Kakumei (Ludwig Kakumei), L (DeathNote), Axel and Riku (Kingdom Hearts), Kakashi-sensei (Naruto), Cloud Strife (Final Fantasy VII), Curious George, the entire cast of Axis Powers Hetalia, Sebastian and Ciel (Kuroshitsuji)

Villain(s): Sephiroth (Final Fantasy VII), Creed Diskenth (Black Cat), Organization XIII (Kingdom Hearts II), Light (DeathNote), Iago (Shakespeare's Othello), Grell Sutcliffe (Kuroshitsuji)

Book: Crime and Punishment, Fyodor Dostoevsky

Authors(s): Stephen King, J.K. Rowling, Janet Evanovich, Katie MacAlister, Cornelia Funke, Dan Brown, James Patterson

Manga(s): Black Cat, DeathNote, Rurouni Kenshin, Buso Renkin, Ludwig Kakumei, Kuroshitsuji, Elfen Lied, and Deadman's Wonderland

Color(s): Black, red, pink

Food: BBQ chicken, ramen

Dessert: rum raisin ice cream, pocky

Fruit: watermelon, peaches, cherries

Animal: felines

Pet Peeves:

Bad grammar: Okay, it's one thing if English isn't your first language, or if you have the occasional slip up here and there. But when the sentences look like, "he sliped me a paper i wasn't shur what it was but when i read it, i knew and said, 'your a cop?' and he was like 'yea,'" go ahead and get a quick lesson in proper grammar.

The worst is when people use online speak in stories. It's understandable if it's an in-story text message, or something like that, but when the basic telling of the plot includes things like, "OMG, guys," it's time to return to the land of non-abbreviated words.

And one last thing: there's a difference between "their," "they're," and "there,"; there's a difference between "you're," and "your,"; there's a difference between "then," and "than,"; there's a difference between "to," "too," and "two,"; and there's a REALLY BIG DIFFERENCE between "defiantly," and "definitely!"

Plots that move too quickly: It's hard to find that balance between going too fast and too slow with a plot, but I hate when I'm reading the first chapter, and at the top of the page, they're worst enemies, and by the end of the page, they're making out. I understand if it's a one-shot, but even so, at least make it slightly believable. Especially for multi-chaptered fics, take the time to develop the plot.

A/Ns in the middle of the story: Author's notes are called author's notes for a reason. They're notes. Not dialogue, not descriptions, nothing that belongs in the story because if they did, they wouldn't be called author's notes, they'd be called the next paragraph. If something really needs to be explained something that bad, footnote it and put the A/N at the end.

Humanity in General: I just can't stand people. I get peoplephobic from time to time. It's rather inconvenient.

Tools of the Trade: Mental instability and something to write with. A kickass soundtrack doesn't hurt, either.

Favorite Quote: "I write to keep from going mad from the contradictions I find among mankind - and to work some of those contradictions out for myself." --Michel de Montaigne

Welcome to my world! Please buckle up and keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times. Don't worry about emergency exits; there are none. If you wish to exit before the ride is over, you do so at your own risk. If you sustain any form of brain damage, IQ reduction, and/or psychological disorder from any of these rides, I will not be held liable. Have a nice day and enjoy your trip!


Other Places Where You Can Find Me:

FanFiction.com: http://www.fanfiction.net/~katanablack

deviantArt: http://www.la-fee-de-morte.deviantart.com

theOtaku: http://www.theotaku.com/portfolio/rexikat_rhapsody

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1. Happy Holidays with Cole and Alix » reviews
Exactly as the title says: spendin' the holidays with Cole and Alix...however risky that may be. Warning: gay guys do I even need to say it anymore? , language, sexual situations, comic mischief, and general...you get the idea.
Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,122 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-7-10 - Published: 4-7-09
2. Poke Her Face reviews
Written for a friend of mine on a request. It's poker night with Cole, Alix, and a few more from the model gang. The usual warnings--insanity, randomness, cussing, alcohol, homosexuality, and things of a sexual nature--apply here as well.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,357 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-6-10 - Published: 1-6-10
3. Tempest reviews
A quick story written for a pianist friend of mine. Love, lies, betrayal, and honesty inside.
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-1-09 - Published: 12-1-09
4. Altruistic Suicide reviews
Definition: one who is willing to die for the perceived benefit of a community or group. Warnings: SUICIDE
Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-21-09 - Published: 9-21-09
5. This Christmas reviews
On the thirteenth day of Christmas, all they really wanted was some asprin and 24 hours of sleep. FURIES fic, Christmas-themed. Warnings: salty cookies, over-inflated egos, and drunken faeries inside.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,141 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-10-09 - Published: 9-10-09
6. Real Men Don't Prance
If he jumped around one more time, Jonathan Connolly was going to personally see to the Wyndfaery’s immediate extinction. What exactly was that Fae's definition of a real man, anyway? FURIES humour. Warning: a little bit of shonen ai
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-10-09 - Published: 9-10-09
7. War
In order to survive on the battlefield, one must be ruthless, calculating, and determined. One must never hesitate...unless there's lasagna involved, of course. FURIES series.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-10-09 - Published: 9-10-09
8. How We Do reviews
Others might think of it as strange, but to them, it was nothing but business as usual. And SurveiSec never complained about it. FURIES fic. Warnings: violence, blood/gore, sadism, sex, language it's M for a reason
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-10-09 - Published: 9-10-09
9. Status Report: 2124, AD
With the discovery of the existence of faeries, living among humans, no less, and the subsequent uncovering of the rest of the Lain Dunia species in the year 2030, the world was thrown into mass chaos. Sci-fi/fantasy, intro to my FURIES series.
Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-10-09 - Published: 9-10-09
10. Cole Blackwell, Interviewed » reviews
Ever wondered what makes Cole Blackwell tick? What goes on behind those sea green eyes? Exactly how he came to be a gay cross-dressing stripper on the streets of New York? Here's the inside scoop, told by the man himself. Warnings: language, sexual themes
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,582 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-10-09 - Published: 8-10-09
11. The Way I Adore You So »
Rexikat didn’t know if she could let herself feel that easily, but for Gigi, she was willing to try.
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-26-09 - Published: 5-26-09
12. The Flight of the Bumblebee » reviews
They never expected the concert to be simple. That’s why they even called in D; there was no way the pair would even attempt the performance on their own.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,452 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-26-09 - Published: 5-26-09
13. Morals, Ethics, and a Dish Called Justice »
Some people you just don't mess with. Especially George Maxwell. And especially after he warned you. A GeorgexMaxwell fic
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-26-09 - Published: 5-26-09
14. The Eternal Debate reviews
Which side will you choose? A GeorgexRafael fic; warning for slight language
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-26-09 - Published: 5-26-09
15. Suck My Kiss reviews
Your mouth was made to suck my kiss." A GeorgeRafael songfic Warning: gayness, language, alcohol, sexual situations
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-26-09 - Published: 5-26-09
16. Blood reviews
Caralyn was insane; she was definitely going to kill him. But like she had said, he damn well did deserve it for what he did to her." Warning: graphically gory
Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-18-09 - Published: 4-18-09
17. Legit
Sometimes, you really should be careful what you wish for. Especially when someone asks you if you're sure about it. Warning: language, sexual implications
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-18-09 - Published: 4-18-09
18. Celebrity reviews
She's a rock star. He's an elevator boy. One chance meeting will change both of their lives.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-18-09 - Published: 4-18-09
19. Stolen Season reviews
Every year, every month, every day, every moment is just another part of their stolen season. But how long can it last? Warning: gay boys, sexual situation, language
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-18-09 - Published: 4-18-09
20. Lemonade reviews
Cole is hot, sweaty, and thirsty. He wants his lemonade, he wants it now, and he's not afraid to say or do anything to get it. Warning: cracktastic-ness, language, sexual implications, gayness
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-18-09 - Published: 4-18-09
21. Do These Jeans Make Me Look Fat? reviews
Alix asks the dreaded question: "Do these jeans make me look fat?" Cole...isn't exactly tactful with his reply. Will their relationship survive the ultimate test? Waring: gayness, strong language, tiny bit of violence, whatever else you've come to expect.
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-18-09 - Published: 4-18-09
22. Rehab reviews
“You know,” Cole said pensively, breaking the silence, “they tried to make me go to rehab, too. Once. It didn’t work, but they tried.” Warning: gay guys, language, suggestive themes, violence, general insanity. Another Cole/Alix fic.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-7-09 - Published: 4-7-09
23. Lovin' You » reviews
Lovin' you is easy 'cause you're beautiful..." A Cole Blackwell/Alix Renotta songfic based on the song, "Lovin' You" by Minnie Riperton. Warning: gay guys, language, sexual situations, and general idiocy
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,993 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-6-09 - Published: 4-6-09
24. Never Too Late reviews
Cole thinks it's never too late...Alix, George, and Rafael beg to disagree. Warning: gay guys, language, implied sex, general stupidity
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-6-09 - Published: 4-6-09
25. The 5th reviews
What happens when you mix Alix Renotta with a tablespoon of chili pepper? Find out in this little story! Warning: gay guys, language
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-6-09 - Published: 4-6-09
26. I'm Not Okay reviews
I promise you, I'm not okay. Trust me," he said with a laugh. Just a short, humourous fic that was the result of boredom, a pen, and some paper. Warning: two gay guys being stupid
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-6-09 - Published: 4-6-09
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