Kat-Renee Kittel

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since	: 04-05-03, id: 349133, Profile Updated: 04-03-09
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Author has written 20 stories for Love, Fantasy, Life, Sci-Fi, Song, Nature, Family, Essay, and Humor.

Why I check out Conspiracy Theories:
I learned early not to believe everything in the news. A late night at age six—our car was about to be hit by a drunk driver running a red light. To avoid being killed by the impact, Mom made our car roll on to the driver's side door. Mom and my brother, Michael, came out fairly unhurt, but in the tumble of bodies, my head became wedged between the emergency brake & the brake pedal. I woke up at the hospital with weird wires hooked to my head. My brain felt like mush. The doctors sent me home only to call Mom in the morning. "Bring her back in, she has a skull fracture!"

Our newspaper's article about the accident? Mom broke her back, Michael broke his leg & I was fine.

Therefore as a secretive agent for The Laughter Safety Valve Comission™, I am contactless. I always wear my glasses.

My Four C's are Cats, Comedy, Computers & Conspiracies. Yet put me on the witness stand and I'll plead the Fifth. I'm Eccentrically Meshuganeh, but that's okay. The more complex the mind, the more the need for the simplicity of the play.

"There is no greater challenge in any of our lives than daring to be who we are." --Noah benShea

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." --Dr. Seuss

Stories here are dedicated to:

Mon Mari...

and to my 'Big Brother & Sis' of comedy

You are beautiful--May you always be together.
(J'adore les deux de vous et je ne m'inquiète pas qui sait.)

Thanks for listening and not minding (even when my jokes fell on their wittle facie),
for the Safe Horizon-- the gentle nudge in the right direction

and quietly laughing when I walked right into the corner cupboard.

Brilliant strategy...I will dare to dream.

(I still owe you two hugs, but I have to run into the wall now...Bonk...Okay, where did the exit go?
oh there it is. i'll just sneak out now and hide behind the door... )

You will always be in my prayers.

Your "Kid Sis"

-Katie Kat.

Je vivrai mon rêve..."To save one life is to save the world entire..." -Talmud.

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1. Twas The Night Before Tuesday reviews
A Daisy May Daffodil Toesie Tail... ahem, Tale... - She's a brown tabby - and how her Mawmee spent Memorial Day.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-27-08 - Published: 5-27-08

2. To Gather Broken Stone » reviews
Rickie had to brave the old creepy stone mansion and find out what really happened to her mother, especially now that she could turn invisible. Reads fast...please R&R
Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: T - English - Mystery/Spiritual - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-10-06 - Published: 3-10-06

3. Chasing After Tumbleweeds reviews
(Revised) Or a Ranting We Will Go... The difference between Fan, Admirer and Fondness. (Let Us Pledge Allegiance to Compassion, Humanity and Each Other. - Richard Belzer.)
Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-4-06 - Published: 3-4-06

4. To Sam Waterston and A Call For Reason reviews
Sam Waterston (Jack McCoy of Law & Order) strives to Inspire... How that inspiration helped make a difference last year after I chose to pursue law school.
Essay - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-4-06 - Published: 3-4-06

5. To The Season of Miracles reviews
Chanukkah (Hanukkah) A rededication to the G-d of Miracles - An historical essay...
Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-21-05 - Published: 12-21-05

6. If We Ever Meet reviews
Not my usual happy fare. To the father I never met.
Family - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-14-05 - Published: 11-14-05

7. The Tossing Pebble reviews
(Updated 03/01/06) A young woman learns a gentle lesson from the leader of a race of people who were stranded in the Middle Ages of her universe. (Time Strait Series) Please R&R.
Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-9-05 - Published: 11-9-05

8. Gather Me reviews
Gather me gently and protect me. Let me cry in your arms, for that's what Father's are for.
Family - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 9-22-05 - Published: 9-22-05

9. Even The Thousandth Generation reviews
This is a poem of promise for our daughter yet concieved... Miracles are in the making...
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 7-23-05 - Published: 7-23-05

10. Sandy Red Tigger I Am reviews
This is just a little Ditty about my Sandy Red Kitty. He's 14 1/2 years old and still bouncy.
Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 5-11-05 - Published: 5-11-05

11. Rainy Day Memory reviews
This is a short piece about the weather today. May add more lines later. ..
Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 5-2-05 - Published: 5-2-05

12. River Flow reviews
Third Place in the Narrative Poetry category. Poetry Flows Through Me Like The Arkansas River
Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4-30-05 - Published: 4-30-05

13. Hear The Light reviews
Poem & portion of my novel, Shadow's Wing: A Tale of The Remnant, in the chapter where a small group of people have gone back in time. Sorry, no more til the novel is finished.
Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-12-04 - Published: 9-12-04

14. Will To Light reviews
This short poem just came to my mind, like a prayerful song. May add more later.
Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 9-11-04 - Published: 9-11-04

15. Stranger In The Gate reviews
I had a dream: a warrior apprentice braved the evil kingdom she had been taught to fight against, to rescue her sister, n’Shari, who didn’t want to go home. Why did she go with the stranger? Where was the true evil?
Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-21-03 - Published: 8-21-03

16. In Between Forever reviews
What it's like being married, yet without any children of my own. (Hope defferred makes the heart sick.) 19 lines = single prime number.
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-2-03 - Published: 8-2-03

17. Cat of Childlike Faith reviews
A conversation with my purple cat. Please RR
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7-24-03 - Published: 7-24-03

18. The Purple Cat reviews
A two-line poem about a purple cat made out of paper mache. He sleeps in a box in my closet. Made changes due to first reviews.
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-23-03 - Published: 7-23-03

19. Wind Song II reviews
Another Poem/Song from the passion play, Prodigal Warrior, on Regulus III - from the Chronicles of the m'Arhiel. These words are given by the main character in the play to the one who rescued her from the Darkfall.
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-6-03 - Published: 4-6-03

20. Wind Song reviews
This poem is dedicated to my husband who sees me with the eyes of his heart.
Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4-6-03 - Published: 4-6-03