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Author has written 4 stories for Romance, General, and Young Adult. As my identity changes from site to site (all the more difficult for you to stalk, m'dear), you may call me Kinderwhore. I am: anatomically female, racially mixed, nationally dual, and geographically retarded. I've been reading nothing but classic novels (and Terry Pratchett) for the last two years, so you'll have to forgive both the purpleness of my prose and the snobbery of my library. As far as FP is concerned, I'm a very unreliable writer, with updates few and far between -- a slothful habit for which I find myself frequently apologising. My current baby is Spanish Web, and though I know very few people are following it religiously (and honestly, who can blame them?), I'd like assure any readers passing by that it will be completed. God knows when, but it will be done... Being a professional amateur, I have absolutely no right whatsoever to give out writing advice. No right at all. Nevertheless... Kinderwhore's Golden Rules of Writing (subject to revision) 1. Master the basics-- get into bed with grammar, let spellcheck be your friend, and for the love of God, punctuate properly. | |||||||
1. Spanish Web » reviewsTake two teens. Have boy cheat on girl - and feel very sorry for it. Have girl fall for other girls. Let girl feel sorry too. Add circus, feminist, art show, social climbers and a travelling accountant called Meth. Season with drama. Let story unfold.Young Adult - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,182 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 6-8-09 - Published: 6-20-082. Snapshot reviewsIn the world of romance, some clichés are inevitable: the trick was not to fall for the embarrassing ones. A hint of het, a dash of femslash, and a sprinkling of sugary fluff. -PREQUEL to SPANISH WEB-Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 5-26-08 - Published: 5-26-083. Mommy's on the Radio » reviewsBeing the somewhat misleadingly titled tale of a not-quite-fired film critic and her transatlantic baby. Rated for language, vice, and general fluffiness. -ON HIATUS-General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,831 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 3-25-08 - Published: 2-17-084. I Don't Think We Should Roleplay Anymore » reviewsIt's kinda hard to take your boyfriend seriously when kinky Catholic-schoolgirl roleplays involves actual homework and school 'reports'... Rated to be safe. -COMPLETE-Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,495 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 2-17-08 - Published: 6-14-07
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