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Author has written 20 stories for Haiku. Just a little bit about this lovely and talented artist. Hmmm... did I mention lovely? This is just a spot where I post my haiku's and some nice people review them. Yeah, I know... not real traditional haiku, but hey - I try. Well... while you're here... Read them! And if you like one of them - you're bound to like them all. C'mon - they're only, like, 11 words each. Make you laugh? Make you cry? Just plain love them? Well, then review. It makes me happy. "People ask me where I get this. I don't know, it's, maybe a gift from God or somethin'. " ~Gladys Leeman, Drop Dead Gorgeous. Heh | |||||
1. Our TurkeyDay Disaster reviewsWhen you're hungry - you forget your pride. Pride? What pride? Screw tradition. R/R!Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-10-052. Ode to the OompaLoompa's reviewsEven the outcast have a place to go to. R/RPoetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-10-053. What Happens When Famous People Strike reviewsYou're getting paid enough to be on TV... no need to go crazy now! R/R!Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-10-054. I Was Just Staring At the Calculator, And reviewsOk... who's mind DOSEN'T wander to these things during school?Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-10-055. Chinese TakeOut reviewsYep. It's that first bite, and you know something is DEFINITLY wrong.Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-10-056. Salute To a President reviewsHe's hot. He's sexy. He's on a dime. R/R!Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-10-057. Silly Rabbit, Trix Are For Kids! reviewsHe cheats. He lies. He STEALS. Now... its time for revenge!Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-10-058. Trying To Make Sense of Last Night's Dream reviewsCould there be a hidden meaning? ... I wonder. R/R!Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-10-059. Who Ever Said that Nuclear Waste is Bad? reviewsI dunno... but I bet this haiku will make you change your mind!Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-10-0510. Ode to the Fanny Pack reviewsSo hi-tech! So sleek! So classy!... so 80's.Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-10-0511. A Bad Day at the Office reviewsNo wonder why breakfast tasted a little strange... R/R!Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-10-0512. My Mother Attemps To Feed Us reviewsEver look on your dinner plate and realize that nothing on it is suitable to eat? Then this haiku salutes you! R/R!Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-10-0513. Comfort of the Ravioli reviewsSitting in a sedentary desk all day, one tends to get hungry... for ravioli. Lame summary, I know, just read.Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-4-0414. Chipmunk Chasers reviewsStrange things come to you at 2 AM...Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-5-0415. Attack of the False Teeth reviewsBasically it's a summary of everything I fear then I visit my grandparent's house. Enjoy!Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-5-0416. Politics of the Flying Squirrel reviewsDeceit. Lies. Double-crossing. And you thought YOU had problems... It's my first haiku even written. And I'm very proud.Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-5-0417. Old Men In a Whole New Light reviewsNot ALL old men, just the one's I've seen...Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-5-0418. Hot Date in the Country reviewsIt really has nothing to do with 'hot.' It just suits the haiku. Enjoy!Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-5-0419. Grocery Shopping For the Indecisive reviewsYep, it's official, the title is longer than the haiku itself. It's oneof my favorites, really. It just makes me laugh. Check it out. Enjoy!Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-5-0420. Today, In Geometry Class reviewsJust a little haiku that came to me in geometry. It came from the little nagging voice in my head... which is there every day, but today, I choose not to ignore it. Enjoy!Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-5-04
