Hello, I am the infamous Lady Alionae, you may or may not know me from my account on FF.Net. You also may or may not know me as the girl your parents warned you about. No, not that one. The other one. Yeah, that's her.

I like: Chinese food, chocolate, manga, being right, and lotsa other stuff I won't bother listing.

I dislike: when the computer takes a long time loading, caramel, and writer's block.

I hate: spiders, being ignored, and close-minded people.

I love: vampires, werewolves, superhumans, peppermint, books, broadway shows, and slash.

Now in the interest of perhaps keeping a few readers I'll finish that there.

Stories:

Bite of Destiny: In Progress

Quotes:

'Prince Charming is just around the corner...so why don't you go stab him in the back for stalking you.'

'Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.'

'Sometimes I lay awake at night and ask 'Why me?' than a voice out of the darkness says "Nothing personal, your name just came up."'

'Sometimes at night I lay in my bed and look up at the stars, and then I think: Where the fuck is my ceiling!?'

'The point is... the point is... the point is... The point is dolphins. That's my point.' - Crowley, Good Omens

'Many people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three impressions: that he was English, that he was intelligent, and that he was gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide.' - Description of Aziraphale, Good Omens

'See the thing about black holes is, they're black! And the thing about space, the colour of space, the basic space colour, is it's black! So how're you s'posed to see 'em?'-Holly, Red Dwarf.

That is all.

End transmission.

-Lady Alionae.