Last updated: 11/4/08

I don't care if you flame me, I really honestly don't, if you flame me I'll keep it for laughs, or use it to fuel myself to write more! So go ahead!

Name: Crystal

Gender: female

Age: 16

B-day: 5/14/1992

Pet peeves: trolls (people who e-mail/review just to make people mad), people who think they write good romance but they suck at it, and flamers who flame for no reason.

Likes: Anime/manga, Japanese music, T.A.T.U., Romance, Fantasy, and staying up late. I am also a strong supporter of slash I refer to it in Japanese terms AKA Yaoi (male/male) and Yuri (female/female).

Ummm, I'm sorry I haven't been updating, but it's been hectic recently. I'll try to have the next chapter of ODADS up soon, but I can't promise anything...

NaNoWriMo! I have decided to participate in NaNoWriMo, because I have had a serious case of writers block. Some times you just need to kill procrastination and get to it to beat writers block. Uhm I'm not sure how many of you read this, but I would like to know if I should post my entry here for you guys to read. I'll create a poll so you guys can vote.

Funny Things My Friends and I Have Done

Khito: I'll use Rapidshit.

Me: What?

Khito: ...

Me: -laughing hysterically-

Khito: Shut up! I meant Rapid Share!

Me: -still laughing hysterically-

Khito: Look. -holds up celery from really spicy stir fry-

Meluny: pfft!

Me: It-it looks like a...a...

Khito: Sperm -wiggles the stringy tail-

Meluny: -on the floor laughing really hard and rolling-

Me: -turning purple from laughing-

Meluny: -pees pants from laughing too hard-

Me: -almost unconscious from lack of oxygen-

Meluny: -comes down from changing and eats the sperm celery-

Khito: -is now the one on the floor laughing really hard and rolling-

Me: -gasp- Oh -gasp- My -gasp- God -gasp- -starts laughing really hard again-

Now that you know a little bit about me here are a few things that you should know. I'll say in the summery if something is yaoi/yuri so it's your own damn fault if you read it and don't like yaoi/yuri but I do not want your flames. I'll try to post often but it might not happen as often as I would like, I am in school and that is more important at the moment so that is why. I have a fanfiction account and it is set as my home page so please check that out. Feel free to drop me and e-mail to just chat I love receiving them and I check as often as I can. That's about it for now.

Stories

Of Demons and Demon Slayers- Chapter 4 up

Another World- Complete

Behind These Eyes- Complete

Ice Cream- Complete (maybe a lemon tho)

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Stop Flamers Now!

No more shall we tolerate flamers that flame for stupid reasons such as for pairings, who wrote the story, and just because they can!

Copy and paste this into your profile if you want to join the organization called "Stop Flamers Now!"

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you can read that please put it in your profile.

You know you live in 2006 (2007) when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

Thank you for visiting my profile, don’t forget to read my stories and keep checking back for more!

~ Crystal

The one and only