Hey, I'm new on this website, so you might wanna know a little bit about me.

Name: Can't tell you, but I call myself Cat.

Age: 15

Likes: French class, singing, reading, cartoons my parents object to, Neopets, Pokemon, crap like that.

Dislikes: Heavy rock (e.g. Godsmack), stuff my friend likes (e.g. Family Guy), my little sister, and my older cousin teasing me about my nonexistent love life.

Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius (I was born Dec. 18)

Chinese Zodiac Sign: Sheep/Goat. (I was born in 1991.)

Animology Sign: Black Sheep: You are different from other animologies. Even if some people think you are weak and are a disgrace, your heart always remains strong and pure. Soulmate: Maroon Panda. In conflict with: Magenta Squirrel. (Animology is often described as a "lame cross between astrology and a personality quiz". The link for such a quiz: http://www.angelfire.com/tv2/animology/3.htm)

Personal Dream: To be a famous singer. Or a famous writer. Or both.

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Quotes:

"I like potatoes!" -- my friend Tim

The songs of the dead are the lamentations of the living. -- Eragon, Eldest

"Hey kids! Lets get crackin'!" -- my friend Nicole

"Barges?" cried the cobbler. "Barges? We don't want no stinkin' barges!" -- Loring, Eldest

If "con" is the opposite of "pro", then would "Congress" be the opposite of "Progress"? -- WOKQ radio station

If the world gives you lemons, you could make lemonade. Or you could breed a new airborn pathogenic virus that will wipe out the planet, which is a lot cooler. --My friend Jen

Saying guns kill people is like blaming spelling mistakes on your pencil. -- my cousin's friend Coulter

Chuck Norris is the Messiah! --Ben T., a kid at school

Dyslexic Devil Worshippers Sell Their Souls To Santa! --Ramica, in one of her reviews to a story I published under Reinbeauchaser's profile before I got my own ID. (It's called "Going Back In Time.)

"I heard that Tom Wolfe is speaking at Lincoln Center." (Other chimp does sign language) "Well of course we're going to throw poo at him!" --monkeys from Madagascar

"Cute and cuddly, boys. Cute and cuddly." --lead penguin from Madagascar

"Why do people color bras if nobody ever sees them? Same thing with underwear!" -- my little sister, Emily

Is there an after-life? Of course! Tons of people live after your life! -- my boyfriend

"DADDY! You're back from Peru! We were afraid you'd been run over by an elevator!" --Bugs Bunny

"Computer games don't affect kids. I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music." -- Marcus Brigstocke

Davis: Wow, there are a least one hundred of them!
Yolei: Wow, you counted that high without taking off your shoes and socks. -- Digimon

TK: Wow, look at this land of fire! It's like the movie "Land of Fire!"
Yolei: I know. -- Digimon

Tai: You're late.
Davis: Sorry, Tai, don't blame Kari. It's my fault. I had a hair appointment today, but I looked in the mirror and decided my hair was great as it is!
TK: The problem was he stood looking in the mirror for over an hour.
Tai: What about Agumon?
Davis: Have him make his own appointment. -- Digimon

Davis: Since it's my coin, I get to call it. Tails I get to go rescue Kari, heads you do. (flips the coin) Tails! I'll tell her you were worried about her and that...hey!
TK: Ha, a coin with tails on both sides. That's how I used to beat Matt. Let's both go.
Davis: You really used to beat Matt like that?
TK: Yeah, that's how I got all my baseball cards and Matt's old guitar.
Patamon: Davis and TK sure argue a lot. I wonder why.
Veemon: Something about Kari. Human girls can make human boys act like that. -- Digimon

We're going to be stuck here forever! I'm never grow up, have kids, get married, make millions on the stock market... -- Yolei, Digimon

Cody: London, what's twelve times twelve?
London: ...a math question? -- The Suite Life of Zack and Cody

Parallel Universe (PU) London: Betcha can't walk and chew gum.
PU Maddie: I can too! (takes a step, stops to chew gum, takes another step, stops to chew more)
PU London: I meant at the same time.
PU Maddie: What am I, an acrobat? -- The Suite Life of Zack and Cody

When the toilet won't flush
We'll be there with the snake
Right after our mandated
Union break!
If the room's too hot
Or the sink's not clear
Just call for a hotel
Engineer! -- Carey, The Suite Life of Zack and Cody

Lunesta is Latin for "2x4 upside the head". -- my dad

Danny: Joey, get up here in the attic! We have an emergency!
Joey: What kind of emergency?
Jesse: None of your business! Just get up here! -- Full House

This is weirder than a three-eyed billy-goat in the back of a flatbed truck in the middle of Manhattan. -- Robbie Ray Cyrus, Hannah Montana

Mai'q wishes to give you a stick with many delicious varieties of fishies on it. Sadly, he cannot. -- my boyfriend

One day avant-garde violinist Malcolm Goldstein, US Ambassador to Spain Eduardo Aguirre, and television's Tony Danza were on a jungle vacation together when they were caught by a tribal group. Before they were about to be executed, they pleaded to the Queen of the Tribe for mercy. She said, ''Get me something good to eat. If I like it, you will be freed.''
The three men looked at each other and agreed. They then went into the jungle to look for some food. Malcolm Goldstein was the first to come back. He came up to the altar and offered grapes. The Queen tasted one and immediately spat it out. She ordered her servants to shove the rest of the grapes up Malcolm Goldstein's ass. The servants did their duty, and left Malcolm Goldstein lying on theground screaming. Eduardo Aguirre was the next to arrive with some yummy apples. The same thing happened to him, but curiously he laughed as the apples were shoved up his ass. Malcolm Goldstein was shocked. Here he was with grapes up his ass howling in pain, but Eduardo Aguirre had several apples in his ass and he was laughing. He asked him ''What the hell are you laughing about?''
A laughing Eduardo Aguirre replied ''Tony Danza's coming back with a watermelon.'' -- a joke my boyfriend told me

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Yeah, I know, I'm creative. I say a lot of the same things on my Fanfiction.net Profile. My fanfiction stuff are on there. If you wanna read them, then click on my FF.net screenname. Empress Caroline of Tamaran

Well, I better get writing. I'll talk to you later!