Hello all. I realize that this is where I'm supposed to talk about myself, but I really don't care. Quick stats are what I'll use instead:

1. Most of my short stories have to do with the irrelevant teenage cares of my friends and myself.

2. I have a strange fascination with teenage boys (wait, maybe that's not so strange after all).

3. I am a teenager in a private high school.

4. I spend my time in a fantasy world created by my own mind more often than I spend time in the real world.

5. My friends and I are known as the "strange," "morbid," and "creepifying" ones of our school.

6. I hate all forms of math and/or science, but I heart English/Language Arts/Literature (if I didn't, I doubt I'd be doing this).

7. -- This is my favorite number.

8. Blue low-top Converse All-Stars rock.

9. Chuck Taylor will soon be taking over the world...

10. Silly bunny, plagiarism is for losers!

11. I HEART POCKY, THE EVER-HOLY AMBROSIA OF THE JAPANESE!!!

12. Being WICKED has never felt so good...

13. I collect random quotes, of which there is a following sampling...

Quotes!:

after christopher columbus discovered america, he rented an apartment ~ ciara, reading a spanish worksheet incorrectly
cows don't cluck... but sheep go baaaaaaah! ~ willow and evi
fifty frenchmen can't be wrong! ~ the mob song, Beauty and the Beast
I'm sneaking off to join the circus; I've developed a sudden passion for clowns. ~ HPWC
I may be dead, but at least I'm still pretty, which is more than I can say for you. ~ Buffy, "Prophecy Girl"
Oh c'mon now, don't tell me you've never gone after someone with a nice sharp knife and a couple liters of rubbing alcohol ~ Spike
they thought people were possessed, but it was the LSD bread! ~ brit lit teacher on the witch hunts
"aaand rebecca's oblivious." "to what?" ~ rachel and rebecca
never tickle a sleeping dragon ~ hogwarts school crest
do you know what i have to think about? ambush tactics. beheadings. murder maneuvers. not exactly what dreams are made of. ~ adapted from BtVS, "Halloween"

Blessed be, Lily