Hello everyone!

Profile, I guess that means a little about me. Yay.

Okay, so I'm 24

I'm a fan of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Sherrilyn Kenyon, Charlaine Harris, X-Men in all forms, Angel, InuYasha, LJ Smith, The Labyrinth, and all things Stephen King. I also like to read some classic literature.

Favorite music: MB20, Tabitha's Secret, Rob Thomas, Savage Garden, Bon Jovi, Sarah McLachlan, The Killers, Third Eye Blind, Pink Floyd, Alice Cooper, and Queen. My rule for music is simply, does it sound good?

So, for those who actually remember me, hi. I've begun the rewrite of all of the "Original" stories. Because of that I've taken the... orginals down. The new versions are longer, better written, and hopefully just better.

If you would like to read some ofmy fanfiction they're up here http://www.fanfiction.net/u/226371/

Also: I have stories up on http://adultfan.nexcess.net/aff/authors.php?no=6678"

Thanks for your patience.

Stereotypes:

I'm Not Like Everyone Else, So I Must Be A Loser..

I'm A Girl, So I Must Be Over-Dramatic

I'm Blonde, So I Must Be Dumb..

I'm Really Into Music, So I Must Be Scene..

I'm a VIRGIN so I Must be prude.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IMMATURE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: "Drive me" by Jamie Walters
Waking Up: "Loser" by Beck
First Day At School: "Someday" by Rob Thomas
Falling In Love: "All You Wanted" by Michelle Branch
Fight Song:"I Am the Walrus" by The Beatles
Breaking Up: "Pet" by A Perfect Circle
Prom night: "Hello" by Lionel Ritchie
Life: "Vindicated" by Dashboard Confessional
Mental Breakdown: "Better Than Me" by Hinder
Driving: "Swing" by Tabitha's Secret
Flashback: "You and Me" by Alice Cooper
Getting back together: "Whatever You Like" by T.I.
Wedding: "Pour Some Sugar on Me" by Def Leppard
Birth of Child: "Everybody Hurts" by REM
Final Battle: "You Had A Bad Day" by Daniel Powter
Funeral Song: "You Are Not Alone" by Michael Jackson
Final Credits: "Girl Next Door" by Saving Jane

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If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

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when life gives you lemons, make grape soda and let the world wonder how you did it

When life gives you lemons, go to someone whose life has given vodka and have a party!

When life gives you lemons, smash 'em with a mallet and scream "IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?!"

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Weird is good, strange it bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

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Who was so mean to put an "s" in the word "lisp" if people with lisps can't say the "s"?

Doctors say TV is bad for us, but why is there a TV in every hospital room?

If McDonald's loves to see you smile, why do they screw up your order?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? (testicals XD)

"There are plenty of fish in the sea, but who wants to date a fish?"

Quotes of the Moment

"There is Heaven and Hell in all of us, Basil" -The Picture of Dorian Gray, Oscar Wilde

"People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff. I like to tell them I have the heart of a small boy... and I keep it in a jar on my desk. " -Stephen King

"When asked, "How do you write?" I invariably answer, "one word at a time."" -Stephen King

"It's easy to look at people and make quick judgments about them, their present and their past, but you'd be amazed at the pain and tears a single smile hides. What a person shows to the world is only one tiny facet of the iceberg hidden from sight. And more often then not, it's lined with cracks and scars that go all the way to the foundation of their soul." -Acheron, Sherilyn Kenyon

So, I'm always seeing people who put surveys on their profiles and that got me thinking. What if I put up a survey that one of my characters would write? So here is is Mikaine filled out a survey.

Name - Mikaine

1. Is anyone mad at you?
ha! So many people… I’m just lucky that they haven’t joined a group and decided to lynch me.

2. When was your last kiss?
Last night… what was her name?

3. Who's the first person you'd call if you won the lottery?
Who needs the lottery? I guess I’d call my stock broker to see what charity needs the money the most

5. What is your ring tone?
Another One Bites the Dust – Queen, I enjoy the irony

6. Do you delete people on MySpace when you're mad at them?
what’s myspace?

7. What color is your pillowcase?
black, as well as my sheets and silk, I sleep in style

8. Nearest green object?
nothing

9. What color shirt are you wearing?
black

10. Who do you trust the most?
My sister, maybe Endaires

11. What color is your phone?
black

12. What's on your tv?
My sister’s watching some stupid Hugh Grant movie with the girls.

13. Do you forgive people easily?
Hell no. Thing about living forever is that a grudge takes on a whole new meaning.

14. What did you do today?
Slept

15. Last person to IM you?
IM?

16. Last person to comment you?
?

17. Who do you text the most?
Probably Alaza

18. Could you find an umbrella in your house if you needed one?
Find one? Yes. Be able to pry it away from the women? Highly unlikely.

19. Last song you heard?
Closer- NIN

20. Want any tattoos you dont have?
no, I’m happy having no marks on my body

21. Are you wearing a belt?
yes

22. Do you play the lottery?
Again, what would be the point?

23. Last text in your inbox?
Pick up chocolate- Alaza… damn women

24. Last thing you broke?
The vase in our corridor, I told Endaires to duck

25. Do you smoke?
If I feel like it

26. Last present you received?
A book on sensitivity from Alaza… I don’t get it.

27. Anything on you hurt?
I’m perfectly healthy

28. Have you ever been to GoofyAuctions.com?
what’s that?

29. Quote something:
”There is heaven and Hell in all of us, Basil” –Oscar Wilde Picture of Dorrian Grey

30. Ever do something really awful to someone?
Yes, many times

31. Last thing you ate?
type AB positive

32. Plans for tomorrow?
Sleep, feeding and checking my stocks, maybe meeting up with a woman for a few hours.

33. Anyone in the room with you?
No

34. Miss anyone?
No, that’s a pointless emotion

35. Know someone that's lying to you?
I would think my people would know better

36. Walmart, Kmart, or Target?
I have people to shop for me.

37. How close did you ever come to getting a nose ring?
Never

38. Anything you wish you were doing right now?
see 32

39. Talking to anyone right now?
no

40. Last thing you bought?
My new car, 1957 Thunderbird

41. Whose birthday is next?
We don’t really celebrate birthdays, after 2000 years it’s just kind of pointless

42. Next time you plan on drinking?
Tomorrow

43. Fondest memory of your childhood?
Alaza and I helping our mother get a feast ready as our father was on his way home from a battle… I try not to dwell on the past

44. What are you compulsive about?
Everything

45. Anything you'd change that happened in the last 2 weeks?
No, again regret is a pointless emotion

46. Markers or crayons?
neither

47. Where's your phone?
on my desk

48. Do you have any big summer plans for 2007?
Same things I do every summer… “try to take over the world!” Just kidding….