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1. Homeless In Las Vegas reviews

A dark, satirical story inspired by Las Vegas recently outlawing the feeding of homeless people.

Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: M - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-20-06 - Published: 7-20-06

2. Beyond Your Eyelids reviews

Conner was so very whimsical.

Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-25-06 - Published: 5-25-06

3. Life Cereal reviews

Mikey hates everything.

Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-25-06 - Published: 5-25-06

4. String Theory reviews

In Cawker City, Kansas, The World's Largest Ball of Twine holds the truth of the universe.

Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-25-06 - Published: 5-25-06

5. Based on Facts

Based very LOOSELY on facts.

Play - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-25-06 - Published: 5-25-06

6. Two Old Birds

A story about a man with some memory issues. No actual birds contained within.

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-25-06 - Published: 5-25-06

7. Biographing Michael Adonis

A story about an author who searches for the details of the life of a young man said to be mysteriously "beautiful".

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-26-06 - Published: 2-26-06

8. Ashes reviews

A quick poem about a man made of ashes.

Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-29-06 - Published: 1-29-06

9. The Game reviews

Good and Evil itself wage battle over a game of air hockey.

Fable - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-22-06 - Published: 1-22-06

10. Perpsective reviews

A story of shifting consciousness.

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-22-06 - Published: 1-22-06

11. Bioluminescence reviews

A young boy pops out of his birthing chamber, and ponders whether or not he is unusual.

Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-22-06 - Published: 1-22-06

12. Journey » reviews

Strange world, strange body, strange folk.

Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-22-06 - Published: 1-22-06

13. Dragons, Man Dragons

A steamy romantic moment between Jackie Paper and his... anatomically unique girlfriend inspired by a challenge by my friend Berto to write a story of a fixed number of words ending in the title used here.

Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-17-06 - Published: 1-17-06

14. The New Divine Comedy reviews

George Bush comes to a surprising conclusion regarding God.

Play - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-17-06 - Published: 1-17-06

15. Denouement

A short, one-act play about two survivors after the end of the world who try to determine whether the world ended in nuclear fire or divine righteousness.

Play - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-17-06 - Published: 1-17-06

16. Visage reviews

A monologue about a shocking discovery about one's face.

Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-17-06 - Published: 1-17-06

17. The Grey Canvas reviews

Arthur Talbot is a brilliant artist.

Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-4-06 - Published: 1-4-06

18. Imagination

Just a quick little poem I rattled off about a young boy with a lot of imagination and heart.

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-31-05 - Published: 12-31-05

19. Sanntorexia reviews

Santa begins an extreme weight-loss plan to save his sex life

Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-27-05 - Published: 12-27-05

20. The Horde

Horrible creatures acting on behalf of a horrible alien intelligence

Horror - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-27-05 - Published: 12-27-05

21. Thank Me reviews

At the whim of a madman

Horror - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-27-05 - Published: 12-27-05

22. Infinity reviews

A drunken theoretical physicist and a James Earl Jones Look-a-like walk into a bar...

Supernatural - Fiction Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-26-05 - Published: 11-26-05

23. Oakville's Leaves

Autumn is the crutch upon which the rest of the year leans.

General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-3-05 - Published: 11-3-05

24. Salt

One of my rare poems. Leroy is a boy with a strange hate-on for insects.

Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-1-05 - Published: 11-1-05

25. The Strange Fate of Richard Beast

A quick, quirky little tale about a man in a motel lobby.

Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-27-05 - Published: 10-27-05

26. Hallowe'en Tree

A frightening but educational encounter in a cemetery on Hallowe'en.

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-24-05 - Published: 10-24-05

27. Mermaids reviews

Their calls maddened me.

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-16-05 - Published: 10-16-05

28. Plane Ride reviews

A man is very afraid of riding in planes, and things take a turn for the surreal.

Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-4-05 - Published: 10-4-05

29. The Puppeteer's Son reviews

I was the only friend Lucio ever had...

Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-12-05 - Published: 9-12-05

30. Stellar! Action News reviews

A mock-interview with famed international super-villain Doctor Macabre.

Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-5-05 - Published: 9-5-05

31. Bite of the Beagle reviews

A man is approached by a mysterious stranger in his apartment, who asks him to denounce reason. Satire.

Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-4-05 - Published: 9-4-05

32. Sir Pascal reviews

The story of Sir Pascal, High Earl of Bowling Green Station and his fight against the mighty dragon.

Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-15-05 - Published: 8-15-05

33. Bedtime

A young boy fears what waits for him when he goes to bed.

Horror - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-13-05 - Published: 8-13-05

34. Gertrude the Fairy reviews

Some fairies collect teeth. Gertrude, on the other hand... Not so much.

Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-8-05 - Published: 8-8-05

35. Corpse reviews

An anal-retentive corpse can't seem to die.

Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-5-05 - Published: 8-5-05

36. Yukon Ho! reviews

Famed adventurer Yukon Cornelius and his small side-kick encounter a strange island.

Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-3-05 - Published: 8-3-05

37. Smiling Sweeney reviews

A detailed description of a children's television show host

Supernatural - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-3-05 - Published: 8-3-05

38. I Love the Night Life reviews

Thoughts about the nocturnal denizens of Kansas City.

Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-3-05 - Published: 8-3-05

39. I Wish I Was an Existentialist reviews

We all deal with a feeling of being completely and utterly unimportant. But what if you knew for a fact that you were, without a doubt, THE most important person in existence?

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-3-05 - Published: 8-3-05

40. My Master reviews

A Monologue about a slave with a bizarre master.

Play - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-3-05 - Published: 8-3-05

41. Moses reviews

Moses tries to convince God to edit his list of commandments to a slightly more manageable number.

Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-3-05 - Published: 8-3-05

42. Gurgling reviews

Walking home, a gurgling noise seems to follow.

Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-3-05 - Published: 8-3-05

43. Chorizo De Christe reviews

A young man sits eating a burrito, when the face of Jesus Christ suddenly manifests in it and starts speaking to him.

Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-3-05 - Published: 8-3-05

44. Can't Make an Omlette reviews

An autobiography of Humpty Dumpty, detailing his childhood and his eventual decline into alcoholism, eventually climaxing in his famed fall.

Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-3-05 - Published: 8-3-05

45. Seance

A young man contacts his grandmother from beyond the grave, and learns a horrible secret of the cosmos.

Supernatural - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-3-05 - Published: 8-3-05

46. Something Sinister reviews

There's something sinister in the street...

Horror - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-3-05 - Published: 8-3-05

47. The Musician

A short tale in the spirit of a campfire story.

Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-3-05 - Published: 8-3-05

48. The Living reviews

Three skeletons are out on a camping trip, when one tells them a horror story of the most frightening creatures to ever stalk their nightmares: The Living.

Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-3-05 - Published: 8-3-05

49. Blatant Propoganda With a Minority Report Spin reviews

A couple on a date decide not to have sex, and are rudely interrupted by the sudden presence of a precognitive court room.

Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-3-05 - Published: 8-3-05

50. An Old Story reviews

Wendy wakes up one night, to see a strange boy in her room.

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-3-05 - Published: 8-3-05

51. The Amish reviews

The High Amish Grand Conspiratorial Council meets when they realize that due to their high seclusive lifestyle, they've run out of scape goats.

Play - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-3-05 - Published: 8-3-05

52. I, Pestilence reviews

Pestilence experiences an identity crisis when he realizes that he's the most obsolete of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

Play - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-3-05 - Published: 8-3-05