And I believe this may call for a proper introduction,

And well...

Don't you see?

I'm the narrator, and this is just the prologue...

Hello my fellow perverts! I'm MewHannah-Chan! Unlike my dA account, I post mostly short-stories and school projects I've done here. Although I haven't written a chaptered fiction in quite some time, I hope to get rolling with the aspect of having one. Thanks for visiting!

Name: Hannah
Age: -18. I'm a perverted minor and PROUD.
Gender: Female
Common location: Wonderland metts the end of the rainbow.
Hair color: Dark brown
Eyes: Hazel
Race: White/Caucasian

Hobbies: Drawing, reading, watching cartoons, singing, yelling, sleeping, being a smart-ass and playing video-games.
Likes: Anime, Cats, Pocky, yaoi, yuri, sleeping, emos, candy, cartoons, rainbows, rain, horror and panties
Dislikes: Homophobes, nagging, getting sick, school, chain emails, Sasuke Uchiha, Miley Cyrus and socializing
Favorite colors: Red, orange, black, anything neon and rainbow.
Goals: To become a successful writer, kill Hannah Montana and rule the world.

My Imaginary Friends (who appear more-than-too-often in my stories):
Consh my Conscience
Bob, my English Director on Tape Recordings
Fred, Bob's Annoying Assistant
Misaki, the cat/rabbit/wolf girl
Butter, the Talking, Circus-Flipping Stuffed-Animal
Cheesecake, Butter's Potty-Mouthed baby Kitten
J, The Traveling Gray Cat (Who's also Butter's husband and Cheescake's daddy)
Mr. Speckles
Kat 1 and Kat 2
Shmugo the Scottish bat
Godzilla my Receptionist
Scottie
Prince Albert In-a-Can
Harry the Wood-Pecker
Chew-Chu, the panda that wears glasses and eats Bamboo-cookies
Alexis, The Happy (Playboy) Bunny with Wings
Whiskers, the kitten that can name 7 fruits in Japanese

Quotes to Live and Love By:

"All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them." - Walt Disney

"We keep moving forward, opening new doors, and doing new things, because we're curious and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths." - Walt Disney

"Fantasy lies beyond the reach of time." - Walt Disney

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder." - Unknown

"Sure, I'm crazy, over-confident, clingy and way too happy with what I can do... But who cares? I'm friggin' SELF-INVENTED!" - Me

"I'd rather waste precious seconds of my life laughing than crying." - Me

"It's best to focus on the present, not to dwell in the past, and look foreward to the future." - Me

"You're just jealous that the voices talk to ME!" - Icon

"Oh please. I don't turn heads... I fucking break necks." - Icon

"History is in the making everyday. Someone break-out the powdered wigs and army horses!" - Me XD

"I'm with the vampires, of course." - Bella from Twilight

"When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire." - Icon

"You're only young once, but you can be immature for as long as you want." - Unknown

"‘Immaturity' is a word used by people who don't know who to have fun." - Icon

Location, Location, Location: Were You can Find me...
Fanfiction.Net Account
deviantART Profile
LiveJournal Account
Myspace Profile
Youtube Profile

Much luv!
~MewHannah-Chan

And with the waving of my pencil—er, wand…

I shall hope you read along,

For every work on this story plate,

Is bright, new and up-to-date.

So don’t forget to share your thoughts

Reviews are welcome!

Flames are not.

And with the reading of this piece,

And the crapiness of this rhyme,

Your skills in reading shall increase,

For time after time!

(P.S. Your reading skills have improved by 1 point.)