Miss Bob
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since: 12-02-08, id: 641916, Profile Updated: 07-13-09
country: UK
Author has written 24 stories for Action, Supernatural, Song, Life, Fantasy, Love, Biography, Nature, Horror, Mythology, Humor, Spiritual, Sci-Fi, and Romance.

I finally plucked up the courage and joined deviantART! http://miss-bob.deviantart.com/

I spend most of my time in the mansion of madness they call... The Review Game!

Things you learn in the OT:
You cannot refresh a word document, or real life. Trust me.
While on MSN, it is impossible to quote what someone just said...
New posts will NOT appear on a page with 50 already on it, even if you do hit refresh twenty times.
Don't eat or drink while reading from the OT. Your computer screen will not be grateful.
Be cautious of those reading over your shoulder. They will never understand.

Summaries of my time in the OT:
Newb: hey.. im kinda nervous about this piece I'm writing...
All: go ahead, we're happy to shoo- HELP you with it!
Newb: well, I dont know whether to use this adverb or that one..
All: Oh crap.
Newb: what?
All: oh crap, oh crap, oh crap, run for your lives, children and modesses first!
Sesshy: what did I just hear?
All: why newbie, why?!
Sesshy: adverbs? adverbs?!
All: heeeeere we go again...
Sesshy: -ranting; pure 'n simple-
(interlude of about half an hour)
All: You done yet Sesshy?
Sesshy:=D Yep. S 'all good!
Frac: Umm... where'e the newbie gone?
All: -slowly look down at feet-
Newb:-spasm-
esshy: what can I say? I give good adverb advice...

Sesshy: wizards!
Radio: +1! wizards FTW!
Beatles: -zion luff-
Zion: -beatles luff-
Karas: I'm ill. Blargh. Net!!
Net: Karas!!
Dolly: so Doctor who?
River(s): oooh yeah, Doctor Who!
Frac: you guys, go look at this thread !
Sesshy: adverbs! grr!
Karas/Zion/Beatles: past midnight again... sigh

Newb: wow, this is so busy, I can't keep up with the alerts!
All: Turn them off. Now.
Frac: I told you to turn them off! I said it in the RULES! does no one read the rules then, huh?! I tell them! I warn them! but nooooo, it's all 'me no wanna read dat' THE RULES!! Did you
read them?!
All: well, no... not all of them
Frac: shush. I am making a point here. So newbie, just presh refresh instead, okay?
Newb: o--kay... yeah, alright -presses ctrl+r- aah! half the room just disappeared!
All: silence
Frac: surprisingly, silence
Newb: ctrl+r being pressed furiously
Frac: ~and then the marmoset put the hamster in the liquidizer and~
All: hahahaha!
Newb: what... the... f~
Sesshy: -censors your ass-
Newb: but but but
Brits: so, 3AM huh?
Newb: but but marmosets?
Frac: YES! :D

My stories(or the ones I feel like talking about):
The Perfect Rain: Based on my experience on a wet afternoon in the beautiful coastal town of Tenby, South Wales. Picture!
River: holy frik! I wrote the first chapter to this at about 2am, after a friend on msn accused me of poisoning her with metaphorical polos... yeah, she's an odd friend. But then again, I did give her the polos...
Likened to a Liquid Lash: Fun gothic randomness, yay!
Siren Song: Inspired by the chorus of A Fine Frenzy's song Liar liar. I think I may write more mythical creature stories soon. Sketch of my Siren.
It Feels Real: Came up with the idea for this while washing up, wrote it all down on paper and then promptly cried. I typed it up in neat while listening to Clair De Lune.
Newbie Vists The Review Game: Bahahahahaahahahaaaaaaaa~! RG Mansion sketch, Karas and Sesshy, Reggy the God of Review Love (Hail!), Ygger the spreader of flames (she doesn't deserve capital letters), Kylieand Lime-Cat This story is based on the happenings of the Revew Game forum, it is utterly random and clustered with inside jokes.
Losing your mind: I am evil, I am evil, I am evil. Murharhar!
Transformation: a random scrap of my twisted mind.

Waiting for Beta list:
Moonlight - Woman dying in the night. Old friend offering sweet respite. Bites are taken, pacts are made. Death and life eternal. (Look how poetic I can be! Heehee!)

For the story It Feels Real: for some reason the links I try to youtube.com keep failing. Please search Clair De Lune by Debussy and listen as you read, thanks :)

OH MY GOD PEOPLE! I FINALLY FINISHED A MULTI-CHAP! NEWBIE VISTS THE REVIEW GAME IS OVER! DONE! FINITO! LE GASP!
I do have a sequel already planned, mind...


1. Midnight Sun » reviews
Cathy tolerated the danger of Fanfictionland, for it was her home. Then she heard the whispers of a different place, a safe place, one where you could review freely without consequence. -A Review Game Fan Fiction-
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,008 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 10-5-09 - Published: 9-22-09
2. Newbie Visits The Review Game » reviews
One day, a hapless individual of miscellaneous gender took a wrong turn in the forum of life. He/she/it ended up in what we fatefully call the Review Game. This is an account of all that happened... WARNING: contains inside jokes and random shenanigans
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,695 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 7-12-09 - Published: 1-28-09
3. My Pleasure reviews
She loosed her necklace and dropped it to the ground where, if she was lucky, his head would come to the same level as her booted foot. The man smiled. "I am not foolish, Lady. Dismount from your animal and give me the jewels."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-20-09 - Complete
4. Rite reviews
My entry for the June Writing Challenge Contest in the Review Game forum. "Red blood spreading across white tiles. A lifeless body slowly cooling into meat. A favoured servant awaiting her master's reward."
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-7-09 - Complete
5. Clone » reviews
What if you created life? What if you held the recipe for existence in your hand, and could sell it to the highest bidder. Make an endless number of workers, make an endless profit. But what if one started to think & feel? What would you do then?
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 5-27-09 - Published: 4-11-09
6. Review Game Song reviews
Kirrithian's Fight for the Freebie competition in the Review Game forum prompted this, and I just felt like posting it really XD
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-2-09 - Complete
7. Death on Impact reviews
Caroline extended a finger to trace the invisible line of his jaw. No more than an icy whisper on her skin. No more than a shadow in the darkness. "George. I can't do this." One shot wonder.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-1-09 - Complete
8. Irresistible reviews
Clarissa had dragged him off to the local graveyard. Just for kicks. He hadn't minded at the time, he spent his every waking second with the undead, so why should a few un-animated corpses in the moonlight bother him? My entry for the RG's March WCC!
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-7-09 - Complete
9. Losing Your Mind reviews
You begin to realise just how much you've lost. You tried so hard to keep it there, and they took it away heartlessly. Heartless. They're all heartless. The loss and the grief tear up your mind and still they laugh.' A rant with a point, I assure you!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-25-09 - Complete
10. It Feels Real reviews
One teeny tiny, little step..." This piece may very well be upsetting for some people. Please listen to the song mentioned at the top as you read.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-7-09 - Complete
11. Transformation reviews
Sam drew his head back to try and look at her. He bit back a gasp: Julia's eyes had turned a dense black, from lid to lid, and an inky shadow was infiltrating the surrounding skin like a giant bruise. "Julia!"
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-31-09 - Complete
12. Siren Song reviews
A thousand melodies, she had heard them call. Perfect cascading harmony, she had heard them cry. Horrified, as she watched them come. Haunted, as she watched them die. Siren song.' One shot wonder.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-19-09
13. Likened to a Liquid Lash » reviews
He came every night, at the stroke of twelve, as chimes echoed up the creaking stairs, and dust floated harmlessly in the air. He came. Because he had promised. Collection of gothic one shot wonders! Rated M for suggested wink-wink and some violence.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-18-09 - Published: 1-17-09 - Complete
14. River » reviews
Evelyn sat ramrod straight in her office chair. Her fingers frozen on the keyboard. "Silliness, it's silliness," she muttered. "Leave me alone River, you're dead." One shot wonder gone wild.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 1-14-09 - Published: 1-1-09 - Complete
15. Kissing The Rain reviews
Rain falling, Feet running, Hands grasping, Hearts thumping. This one is based on a dear friend's FP avatar.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-13-09
16. Boil For Five Minutes reviews
It's about Peas. No, really. From pod to pan. The life of a humble pea. It was meant to be more humourous, but I ended up scaring myself slightly... so yeah, peas!
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-8-09 - Complete
17. The Perfect Rain reviews
No. This moment was mine. My jacket hit the rusting bench beside me at the same time my sandals flopped out onto the grass. Turning my face to the heavens, and happily ignoring my siblings cries, I started to run. R&R as you please.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-5-09 - Complete
18. Athenta » reviews
The coins fell into his waiting hand, and he drew it back eagerly. A chink of sunlight drifted over him and he saw the emblem on the golden coins. Claudius dropped the money with an aghast cry.
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,702 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-2-09 - Published: 12-7-08
19. La Belle Dame Sans Merci reviews
A reworking of the famous poem by Keats. "Oh what can ail thee, knight-at-arms, alone and palely loitering?" The knight groaned, reached over for his ale, and gulped heavily before saying, "Leave me be, poet. I am in no mood."
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-2-09
20. The Moore's and The Lilywhite » reviews
Carmen sat scrunched up at the mouth of the endless, wooden tunnel, just staring along it in pure shock. Her eyes were bugged wide, and she felt like the earth had dropped away; this was something from a fantasy story! It can't be real, she thought. -R&R-
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,514 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-1-09 - Published: 12-27-08
21. Richard's Lot reviews
I have a friend who thinks that writing poetry shows your true emotions. Well, actually, in practice he gave up on it. But it inspired me... the way he talked about his girlfriend; it was just beautiful. Results: poetic ramblings.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-27-08 - Complete
22. Have you noticed at all? reviews
Have you noticed at all, when you look at those around you?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-21-08 - Complete
23. Throw Me Down reviews
This is a shanty one of my charcters will write; her name is Athenta, and she is a pirate. It is based on a night she would rather not have happened.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-16-08 - Complete
24. Emerald Eyes reviews
Good verses Evil. It's an old story, really. But to be honest, how easy is it to tell one side from the other? And what to do when they both set their sights on the prize; knowing the future.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,837 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-11-08