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since: 04-13-03, id: 350241, Profile Updated: 04-26-08
country: United States
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Author has written 27 stories for Fantasy, Horror, Fantasy, General, Essay, Supernatural, Sci-Fi, Action, General, Biography, and Humor.

Biography
Well, hello there, everypeoples. I'm the Homestar Ru--no. Wait. I'm m maldonado, an author with a conspicuously all-lowercase last name (you'd think I'd capitalize it, the Spelllleng Natzee that I am, but noooooooo). I also have a novel-in-progress that's getting too big for its britches and too bloodsoaked than can be healthy; fortunately, it's too fun to write for me to even consider giving up on it, even though schoolwork tends to butt its ugly head in and make a mess of things at times. I'm into the last two sections of my book--the last 50,000-60,000 words or so--so keep an eye out for a ton of new chapters and enough WTFitude to match.

Basic info, in short: I'm 20, male, merrily taken, a movie lover, a reader, a Sagittarius, an RE/SH fanatic, dallying in Web Design, Print Design, Graphic Design and 3D Modeling--and I'm right behind you.

Forum
Speaking of my book, the official Jimmy the Exploder forum has just opened up, to much...um...cricket...chirping...but if anyone would like to pop on in and give the buggy bastards something to shut up about, then please feel free! It can be found here!

Recommendations
If you don't like my stuff (or if you do, but want to read something more awesome), then head over to dreamshell's page. His stuff rocks. Most especially The Gods Dream Green Dreams. Read. Or prepare to live your life...unfulfilled.

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1. Jimmy the Exploder » reviews
COMPLETED OCT. 16TH. A boy with a malicious, tyrannical father and a girl always suffering the wrath of her vicious peers discover a whole new world with the help of a vile, wrinkled green freak in a top hat.
Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 272,719 - Reviews: 108 - Updated: 10-16-08 - Published: 8-18-05
2. Subito Morendo No 7
A conductor sees fit to use an entire city as his orchestra.
Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: M - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-20-08 - Published: 5-20-08
3. Little Girl Stew reviews
There once was a man from Peru, who liked to make little girl stew...
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-26-07 - Published: 8-26-07
4. It Was My Fault reviews
You never really, truly understand how much it hurts to have to pack up all the gifts she gave you until you have to do it yourself.
Complete - Biography - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-24-07 - Published: 8-24-07
5. The Green Man's Guillotine Grin reviews
He wants the boy. He needs the boy. He will do whatever it takes to get the boy. Whatever it takes.
Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-9-07 - Published: 8-9-07
6. Forget Everything You Ever Knew reviews
What Resident Evil 4 is, and what its release means for the series as a whole.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-17-06 - Published: 12-17-06
7. Snowbound
Winter has caught a high school in a blizzard's grip, choking it off from the outside world. After months of isolation, what has become of the students and teachers?
Action - Fiction Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,176 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-10-05 - Published: 10-10-05
8. The Point of the Pit reviews
Rated M for extreme violence. Four men argue over the purpose of their dystopian workplace.
Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,947 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-26-05 - Published: 4-26-05
9. Jimmy the Exploder, the creature and the monkey » reviews
DEADER THAN DEAD Rated R for language and violence. A angry and bitter young boy becomes the focus of an eerie creature bent on getting back one of its most prized possessions.
Supernatural - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 32,792 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 12-23-04 - Published: 1-18-04
10. The Rise reviews
Rated PG-13-for now. A young man with strange powers walks the road to adulthood, and the destiny that awaits him on the peak of the highest mountain in the world.
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-18-04 - Published: 4-18-04
11. Review of the Return of the King reviews
My thoughts and opinions on the third Lord of the Rings movie.
Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-6-04 - Published: 3-6-04
12. Thank You For Shopping At reviews
A brother and sister become trapped in a hellish black-and-white world, where nothing is right and all they have is each other.
Horror - Fiction Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,486 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-27-04 - Published: 2-27-04
13. Review of Once Upon A Time In Mexico reviews
My thoughts and opinions on the movie "Once Upon A Time In Mexico"
Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-16-03 - Published: 12-16-03
14. Review of Soul Calibur II reviews
My thoughts and opinions on the video game Soul Calibur II.
Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-16-03 - Published: 12-16-03
15. Review of FLCL reviews
My thoughts and opinions on the first volume of the FLCL manga.
Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-16-03 - Published: 12-16-03
16. Malobueno reviews
Rated R for language, disturbing visuals, and violence. A man and his ethereal companion ride the roads, looking for the corrupt.
Horror - Fiction Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,620 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-21-03 - Published: 11-21-03
17. Monstrous reviews
Spur of the moment abstract poem. I'm not sure just where I came up with the format, but...yeah.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-27-03 - Published: 5-27-03
18. Undying reviews
Rated R for implied death. This is rather haunting, don't you think?
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-6-03 - Published: 5-6-03
19. The Hero, Whoever You Are reviews
Rated R for implied violence. A mislabeled heroic figure troubles over his origins and forgotten past.
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-24-03 - Published: 4-24-03
20. Deer Editor Sylph reviews
Rated R for implied violence and intentional spelling errors. A would-be writer finds out how strict magazine editors can be.
Horror - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-15-03 - Published: 4-15-03
21. 6:00 reviews
Rated R due to content. Two sisters try to return home before their time is up.
Horror - Fiction Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-14-03 - Published: 4-14-03
22. Have You Seen Me? reviews
Rated R for language and implied violence. A trucker picks up a most individual passenger and ends up going places beyond our world.
Horror - Fiction Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-14-03 - Published: 4-14-03
23. Out Of The Frying Pan reviews
Rated R for death and violence. A scientist explores the uses of a new wonder drug and decides it must be destroyed.
Horror - Fiction Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-14-03 - Published: 4-14-03
24. Sincerely, Your Dearly Departed Daughter reviews
Rated R for death. A young girl sees the world from beyond the grave.
Horror - Fiction Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-14-03 - Published: 4-14-03
25. The River reviews
Rated R for disturbing visuals. Two boys learn not to play with things unknown...
Horror - Fiction Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-14-03 - Published: 4-14-03
26. Those That Call Out reviews
Rated R for implied violence. An androgynous soul wanders the bleak streets of the seedier side of town, brooding over his/her fate at the hands of Them.
Horror - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-14-03 - Published: 4-14-03
27. Winterindigo » reviews
Rated R for language and violence. Set in the world of Mamined'si, a place of my own making. A young man takes a woman from the streets into his home. As the snow builds outside, something monstrous pounds on the door. Will he regret taking her in, or wil
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,683 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-14-03 - Published: 4-14-03
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