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Author has written 65 stories for General, Love, Young Adult, Religion, General, Family, Life, Friendship, Humor, Fantasy, Song, Romance, Politics, Fantasy, and Play. So. Yeah. I'm Ace, "The Poet". If you know my real name, whoopdeedoo for you. (you guys know who you are. I know it too.) I'm not the world's nicest person. Deal with it, or I'll be sure to shove you in my locker. (keep in mind we still don't know what's living in there, mmkay?) Aren't I such a doll? Yeah. Well, I write, obviously. Poetry and prose. Joy. Most of my time is spent writing or melting my brain at school. I've got this boy that I'm pretty fond of. Maybe you'll see him in my writing. Maybe not. So yeah. Nothing else here for the moment. Shoo shoo. By the way, thanks for all the reviews, guys. I really appreciate them. Oh, and I've decided to put some quotes here for your enjoyment. Or rather, my enjoyment. Yay. "Whoever said sunshine is happiness was obviously not a vampire," -Unknown Ace: "Well what if she dies?" "Uh, actually, we like to kidnap them in a van, and tie them up, and leave them somewhere dangerous. SURPRISE!!" -Gerard Way "It takes me a while to tell stories. I think it's because I was drunk for three years." -Gerard Way "Raise your children better, or I'll raise them for you." -Marilyn Manson Gerard: -sticks twizzlers in nostrils- "Hey look Frank I'm a walrus!" "It's for the hamster that I'm gonna buy! This is so perfect!" -Gerard Way "Homophobia is gay." -Frank Iero "So many people treat you like you're a kid so you might as well act like one and throw your television out of the hotel window" -Gerard Way Amanda: "Jimmy Jimmy! Ryan and Brendon almost kissed!" "The other day, at the mall, they had this drawing for a free car, and I entered Gerard." -Alex Harvey "This may sound sexist, but I've always wanted a penis." -Helen Hoover Boyle "A pessimist? No, I just can't help it to say what everyone else is thinking." -Ryan Ross "If you want apologies, girl, you might hold your breath (until your breathing stops forever)." -Patrick Stump "I went to sleep a poet and I woke up a fraud." -Pete Wentz "Final Fantasy rules my life." -Jon Walker "You can thank your lucky stars everything I wish for will never come true." -Patrick Stump "It's better to ask forgiveness than permission." -Jeremy Irons "You are not a beautiful snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone else." -Chuck Palahniuk "I'ts funny there was no one left to notice when they came for us." -Mike Burkett "We're still falling, just like the dinosaurs. What makes you think we'll end up any different?" -Bobby Darling "The NW is like heroin. Whenever you quit it cold turkey you feel all cold and unhappy, but once you get it again it's all YAAY." -Me (yes I'm quoting myself rawr) "If at first you don't succeed, lower your expectations." -Unknown "Ace, if I'm a hobbit then I'm a really tall buff one that can take on like 100 orcs at once, and, if given the ring of power, would have been like 'Pssh nigga please' and just crunched it between my teeth and ended evil foreva." -Vish Jimmy: "Is he a virgin?" "The dinosaurs were actually a very advanced race of creatures, much like modern-day humans. They had technology and everything. But they ended up creating too much and eventually destroyed themselves. All of their technology decomposed into the earth and all that was left was their corpses. Such will also be the fate of humanity in about fifty years." "So basically we're all a bunch of punks who like to act like we're in elementary school and take drugs & stuff. We try to disregard as many rules as we can and obsess over ice cream and certain bands. And even though Shelleh and some other people are OLDish that doesn't make her mature because we all know that she is a very small child not very deep down inside, much like the rest of us." -Venna (unidentified person): "Frank, did you read the new Ellen DeGeneres book?" "If you ever see shitty-ass rock dudes in shitty-ass rock bands asking you to show them your tits for a backstage pass, I want you to spit in their fucking faces and yell 'FUCK YOU!'." "There's no such thing as 'best friends forever', because things happen and people change." -Joey Barkley "Why live when you can die?" -Lance Graves "I'm always listening to MCR. Unless I'm listening to something else." -Chaz "All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring." -Chuck Palahniuk Ace: "Apparantly, I'm Italian, German, and American." Alex: "Next you're gonna say evolution is a load of shit." "I wish that I had been cloned, so then I'd be a sheep." -Ryan Sheckart "Some men are born dicks. Others have dicks thrust upon them. I am of the latter." -Sean Hills "Don't insinuate that I'm doing anything, Emily; I'm just taking off my shirt." -Lane Stewart "I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is." -V "The TV just told me to tell any female friends to go do their self breast exam. I don't want you to have cancer, but...pics or it didn't happen." -John Schmidt "You could have called me, but no. You wanted alone time so you could have sex on the swingset." -Brandon Thorpe "Intelligence is not knowing, but knowing how to find what you need to know." -Jean Dickerson "Look-- it's a known fear among all men that females hide midgets in their shirts." -Jake Woodall "It may be necessary temporarily to accept a lesser evil, but one must never label a necessary evil as good." -Margaret Mead "That's all weak people can do, is hate." -Jean Dickerson "We've only got so much land. We gotta learn to share it." -Jean Dickerson "Every time you rawr, little kids go 'Mommy, can I keep it?'." -Jake Woodall Kelso: "I like helping people!" "I don't think of myself as an immigrant. I'm an illegal alien. There's a difference." -Ali Shenas "Emily's not gay. She's just heterosexually challenged." -Bob Caylor "Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another...if I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice! Ha ha ha!" -the Joker "To be reminded is to remember you have forgotten." -Jake Woodall Me: "It's Freud!" "Donatello was the quintessential Ghandi of the TMNT." -Hunter Newman "Sorry we kinda just..made out on your bed and left." -Hunter Newman "I love you... and in the end, that is all that matters..not what you do, or don't do... but that I do and always will love you... and not said in some child's abuse of the word so he can get laid... but said in the following way: just as a rose grows and blossoms, my love will too... but there is no winter in my heart." -Jake Woodall "Is that why they think there's life on other planets? Because of Star Wars?" -Lane Stewart "It's funny how the colors of real life don't look as real until you viddy them on a screen." -Alex DeLarge "Goodness is something to be chosen. When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man." -the Prison Charlie "It's good to question your beliefs because if you life your entire life without questioning then you never really believed to begin with." -Andrew Easterling "I'm not that confused, actually. I just often find myself with suddenly altered convictions." -Sarah Hilling | |||||||
1. The Girl with Crismson Eyesthis isn't about a vampire..or, really, a girl for that matter...Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-5-10 - Published: 1-5-102. Emma Scissorhands reviewsEMO SHITTTTT. asdfghjkl. I'm sorry for this x.xLife - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-4-09 - Published: 10-4-093. Nightmare?I'm not exactly sure what it all means. But I knew I had to write something. And this is what came of that.Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-30-09 - Published: 7-30-094. Kitael » reviewsA story about a failed experiment-turned French prostitute-turned P.I. Co written by my friend Gray and I :DFantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-3-09 - Published: 4-28-095. Ring Ring reviewsmy boyfriend wouldn't answer his phone after we'd gotten in a fight...Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-2-09 - Published: 6-2-096. Frost: A Play in One ActA one-act play about a girl named Poe who tried to commit suicide. I wish it could have formatted correctly x.xPlay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-16-09 - Published: 5-16-097. The Siren and the BeastI guess you could say I was inspired when we were watching 'La Belle et le Bete' Beauty and the Beast in French the other day and I decided I wanted to write this poem about a Siren and a Beast who fall in love. The rhythm is iffy but overall I like it.Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-6-09 - Published: 5-6-098. The Afterlife of the Partypoem for Creative Writing. topic was "a party". had to be in couplets with an AB AB CD CD EF EF rhyme scheme. critique?Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-30-09 - Published: 3-30-099. Fractures in her Facade reviewsanother Creative Writing poem...also in couplets...this one had to mention sports somewhere. YAY SHITTY EMO FAILTACULAR.Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-24-09 - Published: 3-24-0910. Don't Ask Why? Nowpoem for Creative Writing...had to be in couplets and about a 'first time'.Friendship - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-24-09 - Published: 3-24-0911. Don't Waste Your Time with Politicsjust a piece of prose. nothing special. the titles comes from a line in a song that says, "'Don't waste your time with politics,' he said. 'Just chase skirts instead.'"Friendship - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-17-09 - Published: 3-17-0912. As Worlds Collide reviewsit wouldn't let me format it right -sigh-Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-10-09 - Published: 3-10-0913. The Cigarette reviewsI seem to write about cigarettes a bit much for a nonsmoker, huh? Yeah this is just a little piece of prose. I kinda liked it.Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-7-09 - Published: 2-7-0914. A Sad Day reviewsThis was written by my boyfriend...if you never read anything of mine, at least read this...Complete - Politics - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-29-09 - Published: 1-29-0915. To: JLW-le sigh-Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-26-09 - Published: 1-26-0916. A Faerie Tale »Meet Lena. She's dating this guy. Meet Jeremy, her best friend. He's not dating anyone. Lena has problems. Jeremy's good with problems. One thing leads to another and...you'll see. I'll try not to be as slow with this as I've been with Anastein...Romance - Fiction Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-13-09 - Published: 1-13-0917. FailedThe title makes sense when you read it. To be frank, I couldn't think of anything else to call it.Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-13-09 - Published: 1-13-0918. AlienThis was the beginning to a story I never wrote from eighth grade. Enjoy?Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-15-08 - Published: 12-15-0819. Anastein reviewsA Frankenstein-esque tale of love and tragedy the life of James Alexzander Dr. Xzander . Idea came from a dream once had by a friend.Young Adult - Fiction Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-6-08 - Published: 7-6-0820. Coffee and Cigarettes reviewsRandom prose while watching V for Vendetta. w00tYoung Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-30-08 - Published: 6-30-0821. Planes are Satan reviewsI couldn't think of another title x.xRomance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-3-08 - Published: 3-3-0822. Revenge is a Seven Letter Word reviewsShort story for ninth grade Honors English. Not that good, but I like it.General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-4-08 - Published: 2-4-0823. The Other EndAnother chapter in the Suicide Chronicles--the Beginning, the End, etc--but with a new character.Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-19-07 - Published: 11-19-0724. Hopeless Fuckup: The Musical! reviewsMy life in a nutshell.Life - Fiction Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-19-07 - Published: 11-19-0725. Just Between UsIt's a song, as indicated by the reocurring chorus, that I wrote to the person 90 percent of these are written toabout.Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-25-07 - Published: 7-25-0726. Letters to the Dead » reviewsSome stuff I wrote to someone who doesn't love me anymore. NOTE: there will be random song lyric references scattered throughout most of them, so if you think it's from a song, it probably is.Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-22-07 - Published: 5-21-0727. Let You Go reviewsSome sort of prosything. I kinda like it...especially the second sentence.Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-27-07 - Published: 3-27-0728. Public Apology reviewsAngsty, sarcastic apology to the Heartbreaker.Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-27-07 - Published: 3-27-0729. Bitter reviewsThe title sorta makes sense if you read it...it's sort of a letter to [someone] I wrote about a month ago.Love - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-27-07 - Published: 3-27-0730. To: DKW » reviewsIt's really short, I know, and I might add on some later, but for now it's just what it is: a small poem written to someone I love.Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 10 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 3-27-07 - Published: 11-18-0631. Happy BirthdaySomething I wrote for DKW's birthday present...I know it's not that good but I wrote it when I was halfalseep, so be semimerciful.Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-27-07 - Published: 3-27-0732. All Hail reviewsSort of inspired by the title of Spill Canvas's All Hail the Heartbreaker. Other than that, this and the song bare no other real resemblance.Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-25-07 - Published: 2-25-0733. Rise Fall Repeat reviewsI'm not really sure if this is poetry or prose, but I kinda like it a little bit.Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-18-07 - Published: 2-18-0734. Midnight Cigarette reviewsThis was really really random. I kinda like it though.Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-3-07 - Published: 2-3-0735. the Pack reviewsIt's about a dog who realizes she's not a dog. Basically her life's story as she tells it to her 'master'. Don't ask why I don't capitalize 'the' in 'the Pack'.Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-7-07 - Published: 1-7-0736. The Beginning reviewsPrequel to my story 'The End'. You can read each separately without needing the other, though.Friendship - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-6-07 - Published: 1-6-0737. Blank Sheet of Paper reviewsLoosely based off of Tim McGraw's Blank Sheet of Paper, only because it was stuck in my head as I wrote this.Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-31-06 - Published: 12-31-0638. Embrasse Lui reviewsSome random vampire thing inspired by A Vampire's Lament by Atreyu.Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-26-06 - Published: 12-26-0639. The NW Night Before Christmas reviewsNot your average Christmas tale xDHumor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-23-06 - Published: 12-23-0640. Coversation reviewsThe title's a bit off but I couldn't think of anything else o.OFriendship - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-23-06 - Published: 12-23-0641. Never reviewsAnother To: DKW poem, but I thought it deserved to be outside of the collection.Friendship - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-21-06 - Published: 12-21-0642. To: MSM reviewsI think I'm doing too many of these 'To: ' poems o.OFriendship - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-17-06 - Published: 12-17-0643. To: DAPJThis is to someone I love waaay too much for my own good. [hes.an.addiction]Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-16-06 - Published: 12-16-0644. Alex reviewsThis is about my friend, Alex, from the NW. If you've met her, you'll understand this :PFriendship - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-16-06 - Published: 12-16-0645. Not a Beautiful SnowflakeThis was written for one of my friends, about her crush on this guy. But it kinda sounds like it's talking about me, too. I dunno. The title is from a quote I heard once.Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-15-06 - Published: 12-15-0646. Nightmare BoyI wrote this last year...I know it's not that good but hey, I tried.Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-11-06 - Published: 12-11-0647. The Emo Girl reviewsIt's about an emo girl. Who's walking down the hallway. And gets really pissed off. Rated M for all the language.Life - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-18-06 - Published: 11-18-0648. Death of Innocence reviewsI love the title for some wierd reason Only put as love because it's about love...in a way...if you read it you might get it.Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-18-06 - Published: 11-18-0649. Save Me reviewsCompletely random poem. Yay.Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-10-06 - Published: 11-10-0650. Daddy reviewsI have no clue where this came from, and it's the crappiest thing I've ever written, but yeah.Family - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-9-06 - Published: 11-9-0651. Hell reviewsOh yay. A cliche poem about my version of the afterlife. Fun, non?General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-9-06 - Published: 11-9-0652. Cutting reviewsOriginally titled What They Do It For, I thought the new title was a bit more fitting. I'm not sure whether this seems to be in favor of or against suicide, but I'll just leave it to the reader to decide.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-3-06 - Published: 11-3-0653. If This Is What You Want reviewsThis is what I get for listening to Thank You For The Venom waaay too many times on a Saturday morning: a bit of proseish type stuff formed from strange mental images in my head.Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-30-06 - Published: 10-30-0654. The End reviewsHer best friend commits suicide, then she commits suicide. Man, I'm depressing.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-17-06 - Published: 10-17-0655. Just Love Me reviewsI have no idea where this came from xPComplete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-17-06 - Published: 10-17-0656. This is Not a Tragedy This is a Sin reviewsMore poetry about suicidal best friends. Funfun.General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-10-06 - Published: 10-10-0657. To a Heart Less Broken reviewsYeah...so...Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-9-06 - Published: 10-9-0658. He Brought You His Bullets reviewsYou'll only get it if you're a real MCR fan ;3General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-9-06 - Published: 10-9-0659. Love reviews-sigh- I think we all know how this feels...Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-4-06 - Published: 10-4-0660. Me Tuer, Mon Amour reviewsProbably the most random love/death poem I've ever written o.OLove - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-4-06 - Published: 10-4-0661. Pain reviewsNot for the overly religious...idea taken from words by a character in the manga series 'Priest'.Religion - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-4-06 - Published: 10-4-0662. Miss Murder reviewsAfter hearing AFI's Miss Muder and MCR's I Never Told You What I Do For a Living, I was...inspired. Barely enough to be considered a story.Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-3-06 - Published: 10-3-0663. Crush reviewsIt's about my two best friends...or maybe one of those friends and myself?Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-3-06 - Published: 10-3-0664. Careless reviewsDo I ever care?General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-3-06 - Published: 10-3-0665. Ring Around the Rosy reviewsI don't know about you, but when my best friend wants to commit suicide I write depressing poetry about it.General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-3-06 - Published: 10-3-06