Hello, MWB3 here to weird everyone out with some pretty funky facts about myself.

I'm not really a serious writer. I mean there are the rare moods where I just have to write something down, but really, I'm more of an artist. But regardless, I still write; not because I think I'm good at it or anything, but just because I can more easily express what I'm feeling through a character than through flat-out saying it. (And I hate writing in diaries) Lately I haven't been writing though, probably because I lost all my writing in a recent computer black-out incident that nobody really cares about.

All my stories are like...three years old now. Sorry. No, actually I wrote Spellbound Secrets when I was nine. I just wanted to put it on the site because my profile looked so empty. Needless to say, don't waste your time reading it. Even editing couldn't save it.

Oh here's some wonderful news for everyone: I never update. Basically I'm completely dependant on sudden inspiration nowadays...Anyways, yeah. Sorry if I just...die. Drop off of the face of the earth. Don't worry, it's because I don't like you. (jk)

So here's the story behind my stories. Keep in mind, I was only eight or nine years old. Anways, after seeing one of the Pokemon movies, a bizarre obsession with Lugia grew on me. I started to make up some warped-up version of it after that, and it turned into a story about a psychic bird-version of the loch ness monster that gets transformed into a mysterious girl by a witch friend. And I was SO obssessed. I set to writing it all down as soon as possible.But eventually the plot became too complicated, and I had to divide the storyline in two. The nessie part became "Spellbound Secrets," (which will burn your eyes out if you read it, because apparently I was a very stupid kid back then), and the psychic girl actually turned into a BOY, and transformed into its own separate plot line, called "Psychic Ophan."(Which is now called "My Purpose" and is no longer about a "psychic orphan" but a dying cancer-patient.)

Luckily for me, I was able to modify the stupid psychic boy idea and kind of sort of completely change it into something totally different. And now it's somewhat meaningfull...hopefully. I haven't edited the version I posted here, so it'll probably suck. I don't know, I haven't read it in years. Right now he's still psychic, so I'll need to work on that...

This is why I waste my time to write these pointless bios. I love my quotes! 0(oo)0

Favorite Quotes:

(Happy Feet): (Whatever the Mexican penguin's name was): This guy is so accidentally cool.

(Yugioh: The Abridged Series - parody series on youtube): Yugi: Whenever Kaiba smiles, a puppy dies.

(Mark Twain): I will not let school get in the way of my education!

(I'm in orchestra, practicing vibrato on my violin)(Me to my friend-who's-name-is-in-abbreviations): How do you do vibrato that good? (Z.W.):Oh it's easy. You just need to have a ceizure before you start playing.

(J.V.)(looks at the skirt I'm wearing): Why is your skirt so long? Dude, you look like a friggen' nun!

(Madame B.): Quiet, let him suffer!

(Madame B.): Die in silence!

(Madame B.):I apologize for not being here yesterday. I was at my 44th college reunion yesterday. (Classmate: Cool! How many of your friends were still alive?)

(M.S.) Shake what your mama gave you!

(E.Y): First, God made Adam, then he realized he needed an upgrade, and he made Eve.

(My little sister):I can't go to bed! I have to dance!

(My little sister): It feels good to have a nickel.

(Me):You're going to leave me here in this miserable lonely house? (Sister): You have the computer!

(Me):Chocolate makes me smile.

(My Dad):Back off. I'm a scientist.

(My Mom): I love June gloom. It makes me so happy!

(My oldest cousin): I'm going to flippin' flip off this flippin' movie if it flippin' doesn't flippin' start flippin' soon.

(My oldest cousin): I can't sing, but I can flirt.

(Me to 2 - year old cousin): Am I silly, Klara? (Cousin): No, you're just a kid.

(Unknown): Music speaks what cannot be expressed/ Soothes the mind and gives it rest/ Heals the heart and makes it whole/ Flows from heaven to the soul.

(Scrooge from "A Christmas Carol"): Bah! Humbug!

(Indigo from "Princess Bride"): 'Ello. My name is Indigo Montoyo. You killled my father. Prepare to die.

(Fezzick from "Princess Bride"): Be careful. People in masks can not be trusted. (I always think of Mickey Mouse when I hear this)

I asked Jesus, "How much do you love me?" Jesus answered, "This much..."Then he spread his arms out and died for me.

(no idea where it came from) Star Wars is like duct tape. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

(Ansem from Kingdom Hearts): Welcome to darkness

(Axel from KH2): Got it memorized?

Waiting for that special day when some kind person will take five minutes out of their busy schedual to carry out the entire point of fictionpress and give me...perhaps...a share of their criticism...Or maybe...dare I say it...a productive review? What? No, of course I'm not referring to you.